Now that the market has firmed up, I am sure the sages at Goldman will speed up the Alibaba s-1 filing, introducing the alien troll, Jack Ma, to America’s dinner table.
When on Alibaba, you can buy all sort of meaningless crap, such as tape cassettes and “inorganic chemicals.” Hell, you can even buy used cars. I am sure this is where I will buy my son his first used car, through some chinese e-commerce website operated by some chinese alien spy named “Jack Ma.”
What could go wrong?
Nevertheless, it will be the world’s largest IPO ever, so you better get used to saying his name.
Slightly off topic, Markit is going to IPO soon, maybe even today (I haven’t checked). The ticker will be MRKT and they are major players in financial information, much like BBG. I will probably buy MRKT at some point in the not-so-distant future.
Futures are slightly higher and I’m surprised to hear the jackasses on the teevee still talk about the Fed raising rates. The Fed will never raise rates because that wouldn’t be beneficial to the ball-jugglers in Washington who enjoy bankrupting the country. There is debt to service and interest on said debt. It is my belief the government couldn’t care less about the 70 year old retiree, who can’t make ends meet because his CDs are paying less than 1%. The godly folks in Washington only care about themselves. It is in the best interest of politicians everywhere to keep interest rates at zero, in order to maintain the status quo and to spend the people’s money with reckless abandon, which in turn is good for stocks.
I’m a huge advocate for spending the people’s money with reckless abandon, as long as I make money too. It’s a zero sum game and I’m into ‘scorched earth’ as a general rule of thumb.
Then again, I’m a bit of a cynic.
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