There was nothing distinguished about that tape, that rabble that just dropped rocks on my head. There I was trying to have a nice meal, celebrating my daughter’s elementary school graduation, and BAM! the market tumult returns with a vengeance, boxing about my chin and nose. Why, just this morning I was crossing the Rubicon, on my way to sack large cities, make slaves of my enemies. Now the Iranian revolutionary guard occupies my house and they’re making me convert to Islam and hate the stock market.
I was partially saved by RUBI being green. But let’s be honest, today was a fucking meltdown of epic proportions, Chernobyl 2.0. I had so many higher stock prices this morning and now I have a leather whip to my face.
To remedy this situation, I’ve prescribed large quantities of wine (trust me, I am a Doctor, god damn it).
It feels like a Friday to me. Much to my chagrin, this market will open tomorrow and most likely defecate onto the faces of all of those who were climbing the wall of worry for the past 5 weeks.
I lost 1.4% today.
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