My Strategy is Now Egregiously Aggressive

With “Yayo Yellen” backing the market, I’ve decided to reenter the orgy of speculation, hosted at my olde harem. In this place of purpose, I’ve made and lost millions, hedonistically, without a care in the world. Truth be told, I have a rather humiliating admission to make.

Yes it’s true, I’ve been drinking Iced Vanilla Machiatos (sp?) from The Starbucks. Normally, I’d never delve into such delicacies, always preferring the blackest coffee humanly possible, without effeminate additives, such as sugar or cream. Proudly, I’d chew on coffee beans and suck down 8 ounces of French Pressed coffee. But now, I’ve gone astray, waiting on lines for some jerk to make me a beverage that’s as distinguished as a 40 ounce of St. Ides malted liquor. The shame, it’s almost too much to bear.

Now that I got that off my chest, I am happy to report my winning streak continues. One of my smaller holdings, but an olde favorite, IFON, took off today. I expect it to trade nothing less than $7, within the year.

Also, I sold out of my MET position, for a 4% profit, in order to buy RUBI. The Rubicon operates a solid business and its stock is trading absurdly cheap, still $2 below its IPO price. At a minimum, RUBI trades to $15, then probably higher, as risk, for lack of a better word, continues to beat the brains out of all the Rick Santellis of the world, much to their chagrin– indeud.

NOTE: We launched a new iBankCoin page for Facebook, one that I intend to keep updated in the most egregious way possible. Make sure to “like” it. For some reason, it makes me happy.