There was nothing distinguished about that tape, that rabble that just dropped rocks on my head. There I was trying to have a nice meal, celebrating my daughter’s elementary school graduation, and BAM! the market tumult returns with a vengeance, boxing about my chin and nose. Why, just this morning I was crossing the Rubicon, on my way to sack large cities, make slaves of my enemies. Now the Iranian revolutionary guard occupies my house and they’re making me convert to Islam and hate the stock market.
I was partially saved by RUBI being green. But let’s be honest, today was a fucking meltdown of epic proportions, Chernobyl 2.0. I had so many higher stock prices this morning and now I have a leather whip to my face.
To remedy this situation, I’ve prescribed large quantities of wine (trust me, I am a Doctor, god damn it).
It feels like a Friday to me. Much to my chagrin, this market will open tomorrow and most likely defecate onto the faces of all of those who were climbing the wall of worry for the past 5 weeks.
I lost 1.4% today.
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Phrases like “boxing about my chin and nose” are why you are the blogfather.
I think this line is more why he’s the blogfather:
“this market will open tomorrow and most likely defecate onto the faces of all”
Yeah, this morning was awesome for me… the afternoon; not so much.
Like a punch to the scrotum, down 1.65%
I met the guillotine – full thrust, many moons ago. Days like today merely skin what’s left of the stump. No biggie…(pun intended)
Just hoping for an OS signal so the VXX can be shorted, TNA can be bought and we really to 17k.
The psychology is so ingrained that dips will be saved
Saved they were you can’t deny that. You are being conditioned
Just be aware
Worlds greatest here. I am sick and tired of listening to all the plebeians on this website, most of whom I am betting are mattress salesmen full-time.
Listen to yours truly, CEO of the Universe, and you will achieve greatness (albeit my penny stock program costs 59.95 a month- contact your mother for details ). I pity all the fools here who are losing millions in the market while I rake in trillions everyday and push my lambo to 5 hundo on a daily basis. It’s ALL about TNA and staying bullish for life. Don’t be like all the bafoons out there trying to game the system. The market poses ebbs and flows just like everything else in life. Sit there and take the beating like a man. Don’t be a piker and pull out. Stay long, hard, and firm in TNA like Lex Steele.
loser
Winner
Reality is going to crush your comic strip hero world like a fukushima monday meltdown
You may think youre the star of a Coen brothers movie but your way of life will be decapitated. As it should be. The population redux commence. The cultural reset begin
Thank you for the laugh, Bob Fosse!
What happened to the investment hedge fund commentator ? Was he secretly erased in the dead of night ?
I don’t run the show. I was busy preparing for my move to Maui and I got my face ripped off in the short squeeze.
Glad you are still with the gang.
AMBA- GoPro IPO on Thurs. morning.
This may be the beginning of something bigger. After getting killed by the short squeeze I took a stab at AMZN on the short side again today. The force is strong with this bull market.
I personally think, barring any US intervention in Iraq, S&P will break 2K and Dow will break 17K, before a correction in the fall, after QE3 ends(I assume the Fed will end it, as it’s down to $35B/month now)
You may be right. I just can’t get long this market looking at the technicals and how stretched the rubber band is.
SPY is 2.8% above it’s 50 day MA and 7.4% above it’s 200 day MA. So S&P is going to have to drop ~50 points from 1950 to test it’s 50 day MA.
Bluestar – I like you, and think you’re good to have around.
I am short 20k shares of TZA…but far underwater. Summer has been cruel indeed.
excuse me….LONG. Either way, something tells me short or long are losers in this market.
But Stovall said June may not be the month for the pullback, or at least that’s how it’s happened in the past. Since 1945, the fewest pullbacks on the S&P 500 have started in June with 4%. October had the most with 11%, and May, July , and August had 10%.
Effusive congratulations on your daughter’s graduation.
it may very well have been painful, but prepare for it to get silvery golden !
Ohh nooo, flat futures. Today should be good action either way. Hopefully with a bullish bias.
Well big nope on that bullish bias.
AMBA-short interest was approx.17% of float at the end of May. I’m hoping for a short squeeze with the GoPro IPO on Thurs.
Yinz buyin, selin, or just whinin?
Where is the Fly?! We want the Fly!!
“I’ve prescribed large quantities of wine…”
Those wine hangovers are the worst.
WNR is getting whacked! Blame 0bama
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