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Now that We Know Who You Are

There can no longer be any mystery as to who is reading the site. Thanks to the previous post, a blogging strike of genius on my part, we’ve learned that we have professional liars and cads, marijuana salesmen and slavic hog-butchers, amongst us. The vast majority of you stake claim to the fact that you visit this site to be entertained. Apparently, you enjoy sitting back in that lackadaisical manner of yours and have me write funny things, all so that your big hump can move up and down from the laughter. It would seem, if I am not mistaken, the lot of you disenfranchised men of base ingratitude view “The Fly” aka Plutonium Petey as some sort of clown, a person more suited to be shot out from carnivale cannons than feared due to his psychopathic tendencies.

I can see it now. You, sitting there, alongside your brutish girlfriend, sharing vulgarities with one another whilst scoffing down low grade sushi. The two of you are drinking tall glasses of chardonnay when a man runs over to your table and punches your jaw loose–nearly knocking the nose and ears clean off your face. Then we’ll see how funny you find this blog!

As for the market, I am too tired to figure it out. I slept 2 hours last night and need a nap. I am sure everything will be fine without me. My positions shouldn’t blow me up while I nap for 2 hours. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure the rally will continue until late August, with nothing more than a minor pit-stop in July.

See you suckers later.

 

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25 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    I surmise that “jaw puncher” is you?

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  2. I Am Jesse Livermore

    After reading the previous post, I see that many of you aspire to be full time traders. FYI, 95% of those who try trading full time fail.

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    • Dr. Fly

      That 95% stat was pulled directly from your ass.

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      • TJWP

        Given the source and accuracy of the data I think we just found the first Fed Economist who reads this blog.

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  3. TraderCaddy

    There you go again-entertaining the masses again.

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  4. anton

    Regarding your previous question:
    Emmy Award-winning joker and professional underachiever.

    Stay away from my table at Nobu.

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  5. seamus

    Hmmm … you brothers with this guy? He seems to be similarly insouciant.

    http://www.greaterfool.ca/2014/06/19/who-are-you/

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  6. the_last_Pumapunkanite
    the_last_Pumapunkanite

    Hmmm, I envisioned the “Jaw-puncher” to be a brutish girl-thing once scorned from a drunken brawl….likely one of those “brides-in-waiting” hanging around after hours at a reception hall

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  7. JOHNROTTEN

    Missed the last blog: 50 yrs old. Retired Systems Engineer as of last year. Had a long run with Dun and Bradstreet, put all my cash in the market and quit working, no debt, no kids. Like Jules, a recreational alcoholic but from the Midwest. Spend much of the winter in the Caribbean. PPT member.

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  8. budh

    Visiting this site for entertainment is like visiting _______________ for ___________________.

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  9. I Am Jesse Livermore

    high short interest stocks are getting squeezed all over the place. AKS, BBRY, SCTY, DDD etc.

    they are going for the jugular on these shorts.

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  10. The Plumber's Crack
    The Plumber's Crack

    “I can see it now. You, sitting there, alongside your brutish girlfriend, sharing vulgarities with one another whilst scoffing down low grade sushi.”

    ROFLMAO!

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  11. Trent

    I picture that Pantera Album cover – vulgar displays of power. Dare to cross The Fly and die with one punch to the side of the skull.

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  12. Meat Helmet Burger Maker
    Meat Helmet Burger Maker

    Take a quick nap and come back and tell us what stocks to buy…..pleaszzzzzzze! Some are going up and some are going down, very confusing.

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  13. Joe

    I got a chunk of my money with a Revered Internet Blogger onna accounta cuz he’s big time out there and as I’ve told him, ” He’s in hock big time to his self image.” Yeah, I see you that way too. You’re my Emmett Kelly, man.

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  14. jimmy_two_times

    Sooo, the Fly is funny eh? … what like he’s here for your amusement or something? … like a clown?!? *artistic license taken from Good Fellows*

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  15. jimmy_two_times

    crap I look like Alf again!

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  16. rahagar

    yes, some sort of clown. but without the paint, but with the shoes.

    *honk, honk*

    And gasoline station sushi is cheaper that that “regular” kind.

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