iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE?

I’ve been coming here everyday since 2007, yet most of you are still obscure, seemingly ill-tempered, wastrels, boozing around town–coming here to extoll the virtues of cannabalism. From what I’ve gathered, we have a ‘confirmed lunatic’ pharmacist, a slum-lord of trailer homes, and some retired attorney who now spends his time, idly, determining ways to kill off the wildlife on his Floridian property, walking about these halls–gawking at the paintings.

I’ve met only one reader of the site, since the beginning, a gentleman aussie, fellow manager of other people’s money. He was quite nice and I did enjoy his company.

But who the hell are the rest of you? I imagine some of you have worthy careers, perhaps a malpractice prone physician or blue-collared attorney, running about town–chasing down ambulances. From a foggy memory, I recall a few brokers, one or two hedge fund managers, and a slew of third rate programmers, failed entrepreneurs, mixed in with a little 19th century-esque abled bodied engineers, who spend their days researching inane patent troll companies.

So the question remains, and demands to be answered: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?

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169 comments

  1. steven

    fellow broker

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  2. Mister Jinx

    I’m a corporate/technology attorney. I’m here to learn about the markets, to learn about OA’s approach, to keep my head on straight through watching Chess operate, and, most of all, to watch you write amazing diatribes and heap scorn upon the unwashed masses.

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  3. Thor

    Husband, Father , physician

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  4. northwestdr

    Semi-retired, non-malpractice-prone neuroradiologist

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    • Dr. Fly

      Is that an avatar of a female lion?

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      • northwestdr

        Haha, it’s a cougar, but I can’t tell if it’s female. I keep an eye out for these (and bears) while hiking locally.

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    • northwestdr

      I neglected to mention why I’m here… The Fly is the most entertaining financial writer on the Internets, with a fun vocabulary, plus I found he usually leans the right direction. However, I don’t trade the high-beta stocks he likes, but do trade futures.

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  5. Jeff

    I am the original.

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  6. The Honorable Professor Rhino
    The Honorable Professor Rhino

    What about traffic engineers? What does Alf do?

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  7. TraderCaddy

    “…some retired attorney who now spends his time, idly, determining ways to kill off the wildlife on his Floridian property.”
    That be me.
    Had a commercial litigation type practice for some 20 years (represented hospitals suing insurance cos. for payment) and built up a nice account trading from nothing beginning in 1981 or so.
    Closed my office after I decided I hated practicing law and was making as much $$ trading. Closed downtown office, kept trading, and caddied for my son.
    Now trading very “lightly” and waiting for my wife to retire.
    Did meet Jake Gint several years ago.

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  8. darra

    im long-time stk trader and might be the only girl on TWTR who reads everything u write :>

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    • Dr. Fly

      There are other humans of the female persuasion here. But not my wife. She has never read the site

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  9. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    I am but an obscure and huggable bear; an escapee from the hellacious east coast lifestyle, a servant and slave to my bearish offspring, and an indefatigable fighter of market trends, much to my misfortune.

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  10. Dr. Fly

    She likes to refer to my blogging as a “stupid hobby” a “fleeting phase” of sorts that will go away if she properly ignores it. Much to her chagrin, one of my new neighbors figured me out somehow and revealed that he reads the site. It was very funny to read her reaction of anxious reproach.

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    • Mister Jinx

      So is that neighbor now dead, a permanent resident in your basement dungeon, or subject to threats of bodily harm if he ever outs you more generally?

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      • Dr. Fly

        He’s alive and well. Normal people do not make threats to ” out” one another. That sort of tomfoolery only happens on the internets.

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  11. rahagar

    In former life I pillaged the earth exploring for oil (Petroleum Geologist) so that the likes of SLCA and HAL could flourish. No lifetime achievement awards forthcoming though, I did well, retired early to do other things.

    Now I work on the Frankensteinian project of cross-breeding for the “perfect” meat goat (who eats this stuff? no goat meat sold in any store I shop at, no one I know eats the stuff, yet the US imports huge amounts for consumption). $GOAT

    And I trade pretty much full time for my own account when not being entertained by the various investment community bloggeries.

    HALO goes higher this week.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Frankenstein meat?

      Why am I not surprised?

      Goat fucker

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      • rahagar

        harumph. Hardly a way to speak to a Distinguished Gentleman paying member. You sir are a cad, and probably were an attendee of an all boys preparatory school such as Morning Wood Academy.

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    • StockOsaurus

      Are you serious about the goat stuff?

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  12. THEY WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    THEY WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    i blow shit up with a helicopter

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  13. rahagar

    while rummaging through the boxes in the attic of ibankcoin I found this old classic…a well spent few minutes reading this hilarious stuff.

    http://ibankcoin.com/spyder_crusher/ibankcoincom-dictionary/

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  14. Steveorino

    “Recovering Engineer”

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  15. espgal

    Recently ended 20+ career selling Debt products to Inst’l investors. No fun left, no volatility in rates, no new exciting products and little leverage left for dealers. Member of PPT since 2010, and OA – late 2013. Learning to trade personal accts til I figure out what I’d like to do next. Oh and I’m a gal.

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  16. Bruce Keller

    I dunno, I met you on twitter and that’s how I found out about the site and all the money OA has brought me; so thanks. 🙂

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  17. Rob

    Just an investor. Ac Contractor in hell (az). Love the markets and free speach. We’re listening. And appreciate your candor. Keep it up

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  18. Bill Wright

    A country lawyer. A weekend warrior. Hoping to trade full time but so far have proven unworthy.

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  19. Drake sucks

    George Hamilton, good sir.

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  20. Frog

    A psychologist who traded for a while but found it too much hassle, and too distracting from writing and other things I prefer to do instead, so now I just invest for the long term.

    I’m here because I enjoy your colorful writing. Most financial blogs or web sites are like a sleeping pill. Yours is unique and creative.

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  21. Gnat

    General contractor. Crawling around in attics and under houses keeps my head on straight. Like the money better in trading.

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  22. k_melancon

    Engineer and cyber security consultant who hopes people take another five years to realize that people, not machines are the problem so I can make enough money investing to be self-supporting and do things I like to do instead of what have to do. Also a part time lumberjack, but that’s ok.

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  23. berniecornfeld

    I thought it was fairly obvious.

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  24. steel_man

    former m&a att’y (skadden)

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  25. stonecoldgee

    Financial Analyst in corporate America (a wage slave).

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  26. Marc David

    I am, whatever you say I am.

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  27. gorby

    Housing provider and and micro investor.

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  28. ernisTbass

    I am a recovering proctologist seeking revenge on the asshats that have caused much misery in my past where sadly even the view of the lead horse never changed

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  29. Indoor Cat

    Typical mid level loser at an enormous investment firm. Shitty trader. Likes funny articles.

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  30. packer of meat

    I work in the meat packing district.

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  31. 6society

    I’m a television photojournalist, 11 Time emmy award winner. I have always been fascinated by the stawk market.

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  32. Dave

    Im a lowly public servant for the citizens of Tampa. I am a Firefighter/Paramedic . Im here for the transparent and generous offerings of the host who has helped me learn how to profit and to correct past mistakes.

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  33. flyaway18

    I am a former sports writer and current high school counselor, a mom and partner with Mr. Partridge, otherwise known as Old Turkey. True story, Fly, I bought a used Honda CRV today for my daughter, and the couple was from Romania. I was trying not to laugh as I thought of all your references to Romania.

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    • flyaway18

      I see Bluestar left. What was his presence all about anyway?

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    • steel_man

      Mr Partridge strikes me as a gigantic asshole on stocktwits (assuming that’s the same guy)– hopefully that is only his internet persona and not the real person you live with

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  34. Required

    A jaded day trader turned corporate drone here for the personality you’ve created through your blogging.

    I also build model helicopters, have a pet turtle and compulsively lie.

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  35. Bullish

    I’m an old fashioned gentlemen’s man. I enjoy blue chip stocks and nice walks on the beach. I believe dividend stocks always win in the long run and will be uber bullish on the US stock markets till the day I die. I love to search for special small caps/micro caps that can be bought and held till maturity at which time I intend to convert that holding into a small island all to my own.

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    • Dennis "the menace" Kneale
      Dennis "the menace" Kneale

      Larry Kudlow my friend, how are you!

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      • Bullish

        Yes, it’s me Dennis. By the way, I’ve been meaning to contact you about a new show… Kudlow n Kneale show. Call me.

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  36. jesco_t_cole

    I am an ex army paratrooper who is now a pediatrician. I come here because the fly is very entertaining to read for many reasons and he also helps me understand stocks.

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  37. the_last_Pumapunkanite
    the_last_Pumapunkanite

    ,—OLDER THAN YOU AND LATE AS USUAL

    I did it My waaaay

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  38. Woodshedder's Cauliflower
    Woodshedder's Cauliflower

    I am you…. But I’m also me. I am also billions of cellular bodies, and trillions of atoms…. and a unique consciousness that is composed of those cells…. but they are also unique to themselves as are you, and as am I.
    As cells are to each other, as are we the readers of the site are to the larger “self” on a higher fractal.

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  39. crimedog1976

    I come here because ze fly calls it as he sees it – no bs and abuses ( to my great joy ) most fawktards that should not partake in a gentlemens game.

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  40. Rufus the doofus
    Rufus the doofus

    I’m a genious. I come here to do my community service.

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  41. Jack's Ass

    I am Jack’s Medulla Oblongata.
    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… And I’m all out of bubblegum
    http://youtu.be/Wp_K8prLfso

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  42. Halfbloodpope

    First explain to me who this China-man is you have hired to send me spam emails about free trials for the PPT 2.0.

    Secondly the only two people I can verify as genuine are gravestonedoji and Matt Morgan, and the latter is unfortunately no longer with us.

    Other than that I have grown ever distrustful of select individuals related to this website.

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    • Morpheus

      What is real? If reality is what you can taste, touch, see, hear and smell, then reality is nothing but an electromagnetic signal inside your mind.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Pharmacist

      We need beta testers for 2.0

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    • Dr. Fly

      Secondly, anyone with a modicum of. Intelligence would know the last name “Kim” is Korean and not Chinese. Then again, you’re a pharmacist.

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  43. frog

    da fuq u wanna no fo n e way

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    • Morpheus

      Who cares, the NSA already knows more about you than you know about you.

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  44. matt_bear

    Interesting how most define themselves by their job title.

    I’m a 31 year old father of one (6 months old as of yesterday). Graduate of FSU for bachelors and mba. I work for a very large healthcare company.

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  45. Moe

    31 year old owner of a state licensed medical marijuana dispensary.

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    • Dr. Fly

      No fucking way!?

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      • Moe

        I kid you not. Only decided to join the industry after it became fully regulated in my state. Most of the OTCs out there are shit shells run by scammers. The CEO of a big one hates me personally because I exposed his scams here.

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    • Doughja

      Hey fellow cannapenuer.

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  46. AvgHJ

    Recently retired from the Air Force…now a defense contractor in Northern Virginia…always striving to learn more about investing and trading..and trying to keep the two separate!

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  47. i Bergamot

    Bergamot Capital Management (BCM) – that’s me. (Don’t laugh).
    I eat what I kill… and it’s not rats.
    I manage my own money only, have no interest in soliciting funds. Muppets always manage to shoot themselves in a foot – I don’t want any part of it, but understand why others do it. 2 and 20 – sweet. I just don’t want to answer to anybody… I’ve had it…

    I read your blog, because you are the best financial writer/blogger … ever (this is not a sarcasm, nor a joke). I’ve been trying writing, its kinda grown on me. Learning from the best… hope you don’t quit

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  48. The Plumber's Crack
    The Plumber's Crack

    61 year old retired building contractor. Father of 3 beautiful daughters. Married 33 years.
    I come here to read your amazing gift of writing, to get the free stock advice, (being I’m a piker), but most of all I visit this site for the humorous posts and ridiculous comments that follow.

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    • The Plumber's Crack
      The Plumber's Crack

      Oh shit, I posted my age.
      Now I guess I’ll be banned as I’m over the cut-off of 47.5!

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  49. The a lower Deck
    The a lower Deck

    Software sales leader for the oil sands. I’m here because it’s funny…. seriously who writes an article called “Hey Stupid”.

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  50. Dishobgyn

    Just make a wild guess. Physician. OBGYN

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  51. The Lower Deck

    May attend the StockTwits event in October – would b interesting to meet you animals if you’re heading there.

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  52. cheesetrader

    By day I’m a cash grain trader. If you want a million bushels of corn, I’m your man.

    By night, I’m a single father, motorcycle rider and enjoyer of fine cigars and Islay scotches to go with a techno soundtrack

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  53. Ah

    I am just here to see the demise of a good trader

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  54. Chuck Bennett

    I’m Nigel Farage’s enemy. Some might say I look like a low grade bank clerk. My name is Herman Van Rompuy.

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  55. Required

    The Fly influences all walks of life. Who the hell are you fly?

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  56. Halfbloodpope

    The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Pharmacist

      He’s in charge of customer service. If you do not want to receive any emails, simply respond and say so. Quit pestering me about it.

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  57. punyandy

    Director at a global IT consulting firm.

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  58. Murph

    Singer in a rock n roll band.

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  59. mr_cardan

    Degenerate, marin county yuppie snob, managing two retail bank branches. I’m here because you are witty and I’ve realized tremendous gains in my brokerage account from your ideas.

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  60. No One

    I am your father

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  61. Robster Man

    43 year old software engineer. Mostly trade S&P future options. Plan to stay with this site for another 4 1/2 years.

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    • Lanster

      Robster- curious, how’s it going trading futures? Always had an interest but never took the plunge.

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      • Robster Man

        Lanster — boring but profitable, I am not going for killer trades, just steady income.

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  62. SGT HARTMAN

    I WORK OUTSIDE FOR A LIVING, LIFTING HEAVY OBJECTS AND SWEATING QUITE A BIT.
    THE REST OF YOU POOR SCHLUBS CAN SIT AND STARE AT YOUR MONITORS ALL DAY LONG WAITING FOR THAT OVERDUE STROKE.

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  63. mackypinky

    I feed cattle bitches!

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  64. No One

    Coin Banker

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  65. i.eat.livers

    I say we converge at Fly’s house for a meet and greet! Who’s with me?

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  66. The Lower Deck

    Party! Party!

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  67. Yossarian

    Retired attorney. Managed trading floors in Houston, London and Singapore for Koch Bros. Father of wx derivatives. Stuck knife in Enron’s back. Now cleaning guns in shadows of Con. Divide drinking very very good scotch and watching Rifleman reruns. Who the fuck are you?

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  68. Trent

    30 year old male.
    Manages a small account for my company’s President of about 50k.
    Trying to turn that 50k into 100k.
    Recently forayed into big ass losses.
    Heard of The Fly from Josh Brown on CNBC.
    Member of the PPT, soon prob member of Option Addict.
    Not a millionaire. Not a liar.

    I know better than to ask the Fly who he is.

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  69. Anthony Brown

    32 year old penguin keeper. When not feeding penguins, I’m working to grow my piker trading account, and aspire to trade full time soon. For the past 6 months I’ve been spending time with OA and his gang, my girlfriend routinely asks “How’s Jeff?”

    I enjoy your ramblings, as well as Chess and RC’s market thoughts. I started reading these blogs in 2008.

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  70. Earl

    46.5 year old male and ppt member since 2009. Ad agency creative. You manage the typer real well, a blog-father indeud. Made first trade when I was 14, still learning.

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  71. Dr. Fly

    I’m surprised that none of you have admitted to being usurpers and wastrels.

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  72. ROB CARL

    Pool man and walkie talkie salesman at an electronic store on Canal Street (awarded employee of the week 3x).

    I generally don’t disclose such personal information as I don’t want to instill jealousy but I think its crucial that all the plebians on this site know how I make my trillions and enter into the .0000001% tax bracket (Just me and Al Gore as of now you disgusting bafoons).

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  73. heaterman

    I, am the Heaterman. The guy you call when you arrive home on a fine subzero January evening and find you can see your breath inside said domicile.

    I specialize in the design and installation of heating systems which are “alternative” in nature such as geo thermal heat pumps and boilers which fire themselves with wood pellet fuels.

    (www.windhager.com) We installed the first one ever commissioned in North “Murika”.
    and….
    http://www.hydronmodule.com …. the best GSHP in the biz.

    I tend to steer clear of run of the mill systems and appliances mainly because of the motley hordes who go about installing lower echelon equipment whilst claiming technical expertise to do so. So often this is not the case. Sadly.
    Frankly, normal heating system are horribly inefficient and truly bore me to tears. I like a challenge:)

    Maybe some of you have HVAC horror stories you can share pertaining to first hand experience with vermin who show up in 1980’s Ford “Country Squire” station wagons filled with “stuff” for your job……..

    Suffice to say, I choose to play in a different league, serving such gentlemen as yourselves with the level of skill and craftsmanship you, and indeud, all people on God’s green earth deserve.

    I visit here regularly to imbibe freely and deeply of the imperious prose supplied in diluvian quantity by the resident Master and Commander of the house of Fly.

    His word craft is mighty and his skill in the trading realm is surpassed by few that I know of.
    I come here to learn from the best and learn I have and continue to do so.

    Many thanks for your efforts here to all who grace these hallowed halls for we, the unwashed plebeians dwelling in the shrinking middle class of society.

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  74. Swinging for the Fences
    Swinging for the Fences

    I am a father of four, married since 1978, IT professional, owned my own consulting business until I went corporate 12 years ago. I am here for the entertainment but more importantly the education. Started in the PPT, went to 12631 and now OA. I have made money here following Fly, RC, Chess and OA. I organized the first two East Coast OA meetups. Enjoying my life and enjoy this site. My testimonial for the PPT still lives on.

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  75. No One

    You are a professional Falling-Kinife Cathcher and hand-grande juggler.

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  76. jules

    31 year old ex-accountant from the barbarian lands of Canada. Quit my job too change careers, currently studying for my series 36 (Canadian version of the series 6 exam, I know I know). Took my account from 80K to 130K last year then met the four horsemen of financial ruin and account is back under 100K. I read this blog because whomever the author is appears to be very intelligent and forthcoming, plus it’s funny. Member of the ppt and OA.

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  77. Geoff Garbacz

    Competitor who was seeking to partner when you sought out talent and I put up the best recs the sight ever saw but alas your dumb ass CFO nixed any alliance and as such you are struggling when a simple conversation with me would have avoided the pain of March/April. Still would like that one on one conversation as I still think you are one talented MF.

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    • The Fly

      I do not partner with men whose last names mean “garbage.”

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      • Geoff Garbacz

        Garbacz is of Polish origin and means “tanner’. As in my picks, when I was contributing to your website Therefore, the way to use it in a sentence is that I tanned your hide then and now. Too bad you are trying to be cute with your comment as opposed to saying shit maybe this guy has something that could help me out.

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  78. Flicker

    A retired CIA officer that spent most of my career in the middle east. Trade for a living now off inside info provided by former employer. Just like all of our congressmen.

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  79. Tommy Says

    I am a fellow manager of other people’s money. I been in the business for 5 years. Grew up around it it is what my father does. He told me I should of opened a pizzeria because this job will make you go crazy.
    I love the reading the Fly. Guy keeps it real and isn’t a loser like most other finance people. Most finance people are dorks. I despise mutual funds.

    I would be surprised if anyone on hear could bench press or dead lift more than me because I’m jacked . I doubt anyone here could workout harder than me.

    I am obsessed with my suits (I only wear 3 pieces) and cigars. I hide my ink under my suits my clients are none the wiser. I only drink scotch or.bourbon neat. I love the PPT I feel naked without it. I enjoy Chess tech analysis videos. IBANKCOIN is extremely refreshing versus talking to annoying obnoxious wealth management people talk about crap funds.

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  80. Joe

    Jes’ anudder pore ol’ broked down retahrd union pipefitter. Doin’ his best to hold his families’ bodies and souls together by jacking his meager life savings back and forth inna markets. Here for the entertainment. And because I recognize the attitude. It’s a COFGBLOG kinda thing…..

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  81. Research Donkey

    A forsaken career orphan who trolls the intrawebs seeking information that I take back to my derelict trading station to make outrageous gains only to find myself giving those back with atrocious losses. I benumb my erratic finances by gracefully sipping fine vintage Boone’s Farm Wine while acting like a complete gentleman in front of my family as though nothing is awry. When alone I punch myself repeatedly in the testicles while sitting on a Pear of Anguish.

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  82. snoozemr

    Personally, I am here for the prose. Was a history poli sci double major – not a journalism major – but good entertaining journalism is hard to come by. I do take the stock picks under advisement – and have actually followed a few – if only for day or two. But again it’s the entertainment value above all else. I enjoyed years of daily posting on stockpickr, and the ‘group thought’ open forum was of immense help, but the release of writing whatever the fu** I thought, and responding however the fu** I thought, was such a therapeutic release it was unexplainable. Now I go to SA occasionally, here occasionally, and still turn CNBC very low as backround noise. That is when I am trading, as I have become more and more, because of my job, a true intraday trader, that trades perhaps 2 full days a week and as allowed any time else. But I generally trade on my own. Back from my digressing, I am, to directly answer the Fly’s question, I am here for the entertainment and rarely (but sometimes) for ideas. Can’t speak for the other cretans. I’m sure each has his or her own story to tell. Speaking of the hers, the Nymph probably had to take sleeping pills after that China PMI. Would love to know whose bankrolled her for the past 6 years. Her day will come though.

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  83. ScottPender

    Retired corporate slug, retired early. Went sailing for 8 years, built a house on the beach in Ecuador. Not surprised that your Ecuadorian wife pays no attention to this site. She has at least 4 more important things/people to think about.

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  84. flyg10

    a princetonian neighbor.

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  85. Icarus

    A humble web developer/PPT member, Virginian and southern gentleman.

    Been reading IBC since 2010. I would love to chat with Vincenzo about moving away from WordPress…

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  86. blackalgo

    CFA type, former hedge fund guy… automated trading and such.

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  87. FXTRADEX6

    Tech nerd for a Fortune 15 Company. Here for the magnificent writings of Le Fly, as they always bring a smile to my face.

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  88. Frog

    Great. Now someone else took my name, Frog. That person is a real ass too.

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  89. jose mann

    I drive a fucking cab !!!

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  90. mikeinpanglao

    Retired postal carrier (don’t tell Jake Gint) living in Alona Beach, Philippines. The only time I wear a long sleeve shirt is when I ride my motorcycle, which is almost every day. The US is a nice place to be from, I could never go back. BTW, goat meat is one of my favorites.

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  91. The Equalizer

    Recovered IT worker. Somewhere along the way I found myself more interested in making money than actual products, which was a big hint that it was time for a change of career.

    I had a good run at my day job, without which I wouldn’t have gotten close enough to my number to want to do the rest on my own. The weirdest things I’ve learned in the time I’ve been on my own is that without customers, bosses, deadlines or deliverables, my stress levels have dropped to the point where my friends have commented about how relaxed I am. Banking or losing coin, 300-point days or 20-point days, nailing trades or missing moves, I never find it boring.

    I still have a few years to go before I age out of these noble halls, and I’m slowly earning the rest of my number the old-fashioned way: by watching little green and red letters and numbers flitting about on my screen.

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  92. sidetrader

    software engineer and long time option trader, following OA. AH subscriber, made some money last year and kept (that’s a change for me) so I like to think I lam learning how to manage trades,

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  93. Panda bear

    Director (Software) at a one of the “bubble” firms.

    If you believe the hyper growth tech stocks are in a bubble, you are clearly not looking at the value-add these companies bring and the growth ahead. Try using splunk in a real world scenario and then ask yourself why ORCL/MSFT/GOOG/IBM wouldn’t want this even at $15B.

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  94. MarshalN

    I’m a historian who doubles as a tea drinker, and the reason I’m here is like most people’s – the Fly is simply the most entertaining financial blogger out there.

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  95. Rlbrkr

    Sales rep for a CPG manufacturer. Trying to recover my losses in Q1. Enjoy the Fly’s musings.

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  96. lplongo

    GM at a market research and strategy consulting firm serving the building products and energy industries, primarily HVAC and Kitchen & Bath/Plumbing. We mostly work with manufacturers.

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  97. elizamae

    Crossing guard.

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  98. International Man of Mystery Baybeeeee
    International Man of Mystery Baybeeeee

    ^^

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  99. Controller

    CFO for an underground construction company, married mother of two, infrequent posted but loyal reader since the beginning.

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  100. youknowitsme

    i work in the adult film industry

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  101. the Bull

    The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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  102. franky

    I’ve been wandering around for years. I stick because you are hilarious. I suck at this trading game simply because I have the focus of a cat in a room full of birds. During the day I’m an analyst at an insurance company. On the weekends, we have an internet radio show. I run the cameras. I do that for the same reason I come here – it’s hilarious. Your website box won’t accept the url: http://www.nashvegas.tv

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  103. SK

    Analyst cavorting around the interwebs

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  104. Vatkpsmfrmfloppn
    Vatkpsmfrmfloppn

    I am a not by choice retired manufacturing engineer. Mostly because I refused to learn Mandarin, now forced to garner income for my wifes multi-blade armpit shavers by taking the contrarian view of 95% of humans that believe they are in control of their faculties, and especially you. This technique I leached from my former management team when they left me here for Guandong.

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  105. CokietheClown

    I represent criminal scum who try to smuggle in thousands of kilograms of cocaine in homemade makeshift submarines, and guys charged with murder for taking a sawed off baseball bat to some other guys dome, and meth addicted women who keep dozens of dead cats in her freezer because she can’t afford to bury them. That and I am the father to a beautiful little girl

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  106. Hockey guy

    I am a lumber broker some of the time but I manage a dividend portfolio for serious income. I have tried trading but ,am a better investor. I started reading in 2008, and finally joined the ppt (too late) to avoid the big downdraft. I love the wit and wisdom . The fly is always making me LOL.

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  107. Forgetalpha

    Buyside equity analyst, special sits/event driven. Here for trading ideas & entertainment.

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  108. Biggranddaddy

    Retired NYC electrician,I enjoy the banter,and stock advice ,only control5%
    Of portfolio,and trying to pick one or two big winners,or I would probably gamble away enough to make me return to work

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  109. ERReicher

    Boeing Electrical Engineer in Seattle, Mostly controlling 401k pile of money, but hobbiest on the side. Reading your blog is entertaining, I appreciate your daily honesty on ups and downs. Taught me a few things over the years:
    1.Champagne does not stream from my water tap… I’m the idiot, so research like one…
    2. Stick to what you think you can be on 60% of the time. Mutuals, S&P, and Bonds are my tools… forget individual stocks.
    3. Doing at least 10% growth per year is great, be happy for your gains because the weather goes south fast.

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  110. tspirit

    … glancing up, “An engineer”, he stated flatly.

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  111. penfuin

    corporate tramp (management consultant). been coming here since 2009.

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  112. scooby

    Symbolic analyst, founded small insurance company, mgt consultant, dot bomb founder & unfounder, ex-daytrader

    Ruff… on the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog

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  113. widespreadpanik
    widespreadpanik

    A 40 year old with two boys, married 10 years. Started my own RIA firm last year after leaving a large bank wirehouse firm (dinosaur), they made me sell TSLA in my client accounts right before the big move last spring. My wife works hard and is successful. I am hoping to learn more about trading the markets as my 7 year hot streak got destroyed last year. Love the community here and your daily musings. Been dropping in since 2009.

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  114. Blunderbuss

    Barcelona based trader who escaped becoming monkeylizeeed working for HF/s and institutions in London pressing buttons. I trade EM and Russia in particular, fakn love it, wife doesnt..

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  115. macpatton

    Sorry man, I’m not supposed to be reading this cause I’m 71 but I’m still surfing 10 foot waves. Retired EE just figuring out how to make money on stocks by following you judiciously.. it only took a few years since I’m a bit slow. Didn’t get my EE till I was 40. Playing is so fun.

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