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No more fucking around for me; it’s not a game anymore.

Into weakness, I will add to my GLW position. LCD sales are ripping and manufacturers are bitching about supplies. My guess, margins are improving for the world’s #1 maker of glass substrates.

Also, with inflation back on the radar, I am feeling better than ever about my FTK, WNR, SD and FSYS positions. If I was not fully invested in the sector, I’d buy more here.

For longer term oriented holdings, I will add to both IR and GME—today—fuckface.

For small cap fun, I like RFMD, SFE, CROX and SiFY.

Now go play with some marbles in the middle of a busy freeway.

196-173= 23 reasons to shut the fuck up.

UPDATE: Okay, I am finally able to sit down, chill the fuck out, and blog like the wind. There are too many bearshitters on this blog. You all need to pack up your fucking bags and head on over to lesser quality, conspiracy theory blogs. Or, you can just fuck around in the Peanut Gallery, reading the missives from Josh or other fucktards of this cloth.

Rates are supposed to go higher. Instead of thinking: “OMG, this is it. The USA is going out of business.” You should chuckle, in a dark oak paneled room, thinking “how can I profit from this?”

As the epic bubble in treasuries unwinds, effectively crushing the idiots who stayed in that trade, financial operators will bid up commodities. I do not need, nor seek, your approval. You are nothing to me, equal to bubble gum machines inside of grocery stores: readily ignored. Circle jerk all you want, but I am in this game to bank coin—not to run for public office—like some sort of misfitted assclown.

I want you to be honest with yourself, as I was honest with myself 8 weeks ago, after missing out on the second leg of the market bottom (I did indeed catch the bottom, fuckface, check my trades).

You are bearish in the sun and also in the shade. You are bearish drinking scotch and also lemonade. You are bearish all the time; for so many reasons, I cannot make them rhyme. It is the pinnacle of being a market rookie, when you get your face bit off, everyday— by a monster— as if it (your fucking face) was made from a big fat cookie.

What a conundrum.

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“The Fly” enjoyed gratuitous gains today, thanks in large part to his “calculator brain” and “magic market” hand. It must be of great annoyance to many of you, who are short, watching Senor Tropicana knock the sheep skin off the damn sheep, daily. You must feel a sense of betrayal, as Plutonium Petey discards his hunched backed ursine friends, who dress themselves in burlap shirts and velcro pants, in exchange for flowing white robes and leather sandals.

Most of the time, you will not understand the encrypted messages left on this blog, mainly due to your poor reading skills and inadequate cognitive abilities. However, every once in awhile, “The Fly” lowers himself, by way of the “idiot elevator,” to your mental pecking order, with grave messages of looming disaster for those who bet against him.

Dear Friends and Enemies alike, the days of you betting against me are over. All who have resisted, via large short sales, now find their bullshit brokerage accounts in an egregious “negative equity” position or worse (not really possible).

In closing, with gains of more than 6% today, I shall offer mercy to all of you who besmirch me, whether it be a third rate blogger or some sort of internet fucktard, leaving inane messages on this here piece of living literature.

All apologies will be accepted and reviewed in the comments section. That is all.

I bought 5,000 SIFY @ $2.02, 5,000 OVTI @ $10.29, 10,000 RFMD @ $2.46, 10,000 GLW @ $14.72.

Disclaimer: If you buy the above stocks because of this post, the next time you go for a walk, the Italian mafia will kidnap you. And, you may lose money.

Despite rumors of the world ending, investors are cocking up to the table, buying large quantities of small cap dicerolls. To scoff at small cap speculation is equal to beating children because they do not have receding hairlines.

I’ve said it once and I will say it again: most of you are not qualified to invest money for yourselves or for the benefit of others. I’ve been spinning the wheel of fortune for awhile now and I will tell you, emphatically, there is nothing like nailing a melt up in the baby caps.

Just today, I initiated a position in ATML and added to SIFY. In addition to that, I am long FTK, RFMD, TWi, CUZ, SFE, OVTI, ATHR, GLW, iR, ENTR, FSYS, ERX and CROX.

Today’s biggest winners can be found at the roulette table. Names like TWB, MAPP, VRS, RVi, SMi, MNi, ZQK, APPA, JADE, CYTK, PWER, ZIXI and THLD, just to name a few.

In short, you don’t have to like the company or its fundamentals, in order to make a quick 100k in a trade.

Now get off of my blog; you make me sick.

I bought 15,000 [[SIFY]] @ $2.04ish.

Disclaimer: If you buy SIFY because of this post, you will become afflicted with the same mental illness as Jeff Macke. And, you may lose money.

NOTE: RIP Fast Money. Without Ratigan and Macke, all that’s left is talking pony tails and hideously ugly side show acts, with a little TERRANOVA every so often. God willing, you are not into that sort of thing. In addition, I find it rather ironic that I am posting about Jeff Macke’s departure, while simultaneously announcing the purchase of a ridiculous stock.

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Pardon my tardiness, I’ve been busy throwing civil war era cannon balls at my enemies. You may think the market is up due to some event or important press clipping, but you’re wrong. Just turn the noise down a decibel and listen very quietly: YOU’RE AN IDIOT.

That’s all, nothing else to talk about or explain. Some people are meant for greatness (example: “The Fly”) while others were predesigned to work in sweat shops or wash dishes at 5 star restaurants. See pal, you’re washing my dishes, because you failed to heed my warnings. Don’t you see the poetry in that, you fucking vagrant?

Boy am I good.

As indicated in iBankCoin Wealth Strategies Report, Volume #1, I bought a little ATML; but shall wait for a pullback, prior to buying anymore chips. For all intents and purposes, I am fully invested, with a cash position of around 15%.

In addition, I added to my CUZ position, in anticipation of an egregious squeeze in the REITS.

Finally, CA hit another homerun in The PPT today. The kid is fucking amazing. Don’t get in front of this market, for it will leave tire tracks on the back of your “FAZTARD” baseball jerseys.