Fuck the “old economy.” The “new economy” is all about connecting to other people via inane web comments, text messages and Tweets. I like to “Instagram” my evening cups of Earl Gray tea, whilst figuring out how the government faked the lunar landing.
All of the HORSESHIT that you folks call “commodities” have been, umm, commoditized.
Shares of copper stocks are decidedly lower.
Shares of oil and gas stocks are decidedly lower.
Shares of gold and silver stocks have made Jakegint scarce ’round these parts.
On the other hand, 25 year old punk kids are getting “rich as fuck” via social media, selling their dot coms for billions–allowing them to build castles with real fucking catapults, surrounded by moats–guarded by teutonic knights. Life isn’t fair. I know. After all, if there is anyone more deserving of a moat or a fucking catapult, it is me. Unlike the retards from Facebook, “The Fly” would put those weapons to use, bombarding his neighbors like they were Berlin and I was Great Fucking Britain.
Here look at this:
Now look at this:
Those are custom indexes that I built inside of The PPT, for social networking and commodities. Month to date returns tell the story. No one gives a shit about Dr. Copper anymore. It’s all about disseminating real time information through eclectic mediums. Get it?
Unlike others who suck the balls of these social media dogs, I am here to tell you this is a fantastic bubble to take advantage of. I believe this may be the sector that can make people a lot of money, something we haven’t seen since the dot coms days. We’re just getting started.
Back in 1994, I was buying and researching early stage internet stocks, namely AMER. When I entered the business, I began to invest in dot com stocks with all of my life force. The only problem: it was 1997 and I was early. We all knew the internet was gonna be huge; but the volatility crushed so many people before they got started, in earnest. The same shit is gonna happen now. There will be MONSTER winnners; but the volatility will shake you to your fucking core, making you want to light your face on fire with BBQ coals.
If the world is still around in 3 years, you will look back on this period as the nascency of social media and regret not buying one or two YELP’s for the long term.
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