A FAZmobile was seen zipping down the street. Inside of it was a bearshitter, clad in a burlap hoodie and florescent orange velcro pants. This FAZmobile I speak of traveled at frightening speeds. Onlookers cowered as it “zipped” by.
Back on Wall Street, Benjamin Bernanke was fireside, smoking a blunt filled with Moroccan hashish, mumbling to himself “I’m gonna get those bitches.”
The FAZmobile headed towards Wall. The occupant fancied he’d crash his mobile into the building where Benjamin Bernanke resided, with designs of destroying The Bearded Clam and his army of printing presses.
As the FAZmobile approached, Ben stepped outside, gazing at the insanity on wheels that was the FAZmobile. From the skies a large object appeared. It descended upon Wall Street with such force, the ground trembled, tipping the FAZmobile over on its back.
Benjamin entered this object, which happened to be The Federal Reserve helicopter, flicking his blunt down below at the FAZmobile, which was paralyzed and stupid, drenched in its own gasoline. As the flames plumed into the NYC skyline, Ben smiled and said “I got you bitch.”
The end.
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$BID is going bonkers
FIG DAMN IT
RENN 6.66!!!
just stopped out @6.58…already going through withdrawls
RGR is my bitch…
so gay
That’s one fucking funny story.
A novel should be written on the matter, and placed in the non fiction section.
Fly goes to Hollywood and I’d watch that flick.
Classic
You actually need to picture Benjamin Bernanke in a Rick Ross sorta pose.
“A FAZmobile was seen zipping down the street. Inside of it was a bearshitter, clad in a burlap hoodie and florescent orange velcro pants.”
I think you meant “clad in a feather dress with a white goose hanging around her shoulders.”
True story!
Your timing for margin was sublime. I sold some that day. Ugh…
Fly- Have your YTD gains evaporated? Looked pretty tenuous two days ago. Are you selling into today’s rally?
Evaporated? He’s up anywhere from 15-20% I think.
I had given up half my gains. Over the past two days I recovered 3%, putting me +11-12% for year.
Today I am currently up 1/3 of a Camry!
(or approx. 1/115 of a Bugatti)
yea,i smoked that motha………WHAT
I wish I had a vocabulary word that could express the greatness of this story.
Instead, I will buy some YELP calls in honor of this story.
good call to go all in on tue,kid.
LMAO, you are a multi talented individual
Dr Fly!