After starting the year like a porn star with two dicks, since then, my approach to the market has been less than enthusiastic. Being up 20% in the first six weeks of trading made me ponder about the presence of celestial beings and how the market might react to an overbearing asshole in Germany. Pardon the phrase, but at the end of the day, everything worked out swell. The original buttfuckers got their bailout and the banks avoided going out of business, thanks to the printing presses.
Germany was bluffing all along because they are tricky nazis, through and through.
Since that time, I’ve been accumulating CPST, TIF, VXX and more recently ALJ and QCOR. Due to my uncertainty and fear of losing what I made, I invested in very small increments. Even to this day, I have about 60% of my assets in money market accounts. I dribbed and drabbed into VXX and CPST, leading to a 7% deficit in the former and a -20% hole in the latter.
I sold all of my TIF for a quick 7.5% return, only because I got GRAPED in both ALJ and QCOR today, for a -8% and -6% return respectively. My bottom line is still up 17% for the year, not due to sage investing or space alien time machines, but because I behaved like a pussy when I sucked the most. I limited the carnage when I was off my game by having less skin in the game, also known as “winning while losing.”
Now we all ebb and flow and I tend to flow a lot more than others. I’ve been paralyzed to the markets irrational behavior because it is not SHOMP. This is nonsense on a wholesale level, and I say “suchness” with a perfectly adequate amount of disdain and bitterness.
The truth of the matter is, this is nothing more than a pit-stop in the big scheme of things for me. I am taking a few baby steps back, only to prepare the grounds for war where I intend to take Donkey Kong– with flaming barrels of dynamite— steps forward in the near term future.
Speaking of success, my good friend, HOWARD LINDZON, gave a great interview the other day that you should watch. Knowing Howard and his family, I can tell you he is a winner and someone who gets things done, when it comes to the internets. All of you fuckers hating on Lindzon can choke on two dicks and a nutsack.
Pardon my abhorrent language and demeanor. Let me make up for it by introducing you to art.
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