I HAVE TWO MORE CHINESE BURRITOS STOCKS FOR YOU TODAY

Coming down from my horse after enjoying triumphant victory this morning, long a sundry of stocks all doing very fine and well, I decided to stick my hand in a pile of feces in order to fish for treasure. Upon rummaging through the fecal matter, I believe I found two small things of value, which I will soon have appraised and I hope it ends up being worth my while.

I am back on my horse now, see, and I do not have much idle time to chin-wag with the likes of you. My gains are too spectacular and grotesque to bother doing so. However, I will, on occasion, dictate a few words, here or there, to my private secretary, who will then pass them onto you. Should you need to speak to me directly, leave a message here on the blog and my private secretary will read them and determine if they’re worth brining to my attention.

I am a very busy man now, much busier than you — plus I am richer — which means I do not have time to chin-wag.

Today’s picks are NCTY and KBSF.

Off you go.

Had a lot of errands to run this morning and I was unable to enjoy the early runs in both CNIT and CCIH. They were higher earlier — but tis’ is life. I sold both, one for roughly a 100% 1 day return and the other for a paltry +50%.

Sometimes we have to take small gains in order to pave the way for the much larger ones.

Before bashing this man for his insane projection for the crypto world, understand the dynamics behind the blockchain and its disruptive aspects. It’s entirely possible that all of the cynics will be proven wrong. That’s not to say there isn’t a stark pullback just beyond the bend, but at $750 billion and growing daily, I think we should at least pay attention to people who study the blockchain and get paid for making balls to the wall calls.

Here’s Mitch Stevens from RBC talking shit about cloud storage companies like Dropbox, suggesting they’ll get fuck hard with the proliferation of the blockchain. Stevens predicts the chain could rise in value, over the next decade or so, to over $10 trillion.

Plainly, he calls it Web 3.0 and considers this an entire rebuild of the internet as we know it.

My CNIT is running +20% in the after hours — a fucking rounding error. Today’s market wrap up via Rambo.

Today's market wrap up courtesy of RAMBO, via @HitTheBidRadio . Trust me, you'll like this. pic.twitter.com/TuA0ALgjdV

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) January 4, 2018

The winship is real. The Fly is cutting dicks off at an industrial rate.

My brokerage account is fucking lit right now. I got hamburgers on fire, via BURG, 20% returns in CCIH from 20 minutes ago — IZEA running hard with its dick out. And, I just bought some RCON. This is a pure play from the hottest hand in Exodus now, @TGiR. He’s been straight fire.

Check out the fucking chart, so good.

Other small winners on my books today include: BBG +3.7%, SLCA +2.4%, GSUM +2% and a mere +12% in IZEA since I bought it 10 minutes ago.

In an effort to find the next CNET (+700% today), I sought out into the reviled world of Chinese burritos to find potential blockchain plays. There has been commonality amongst the breakouts in Exodus, namely in the delta found in our Hybrid scores. Using this information, I chose the following three stocks and tossed some money at it, whilst sipping on some tea.

CCIH
CNIT
SOGO

Also, shares of IZEA have been spiraling higher on no news. At least that’s what normies at brokerage houses think, literal fuck for brains banned from using social media because MUH FINRA said it’s evil. Well, in the real fucking world, men of industry take to Twitter to shit post. That’s exactly what the CEO of IZEA is doing today — talking greasy and boasting about the MUH blockchain. This has men like me thinking a blockchain announcement is imminent; so I bought now in anticipation of selling it to your fuckhead broker who’ll get this news later.

Keep ‘em coming! #blockchain pic.twitter.com/Aoxz8AIRpU

— ted murphy (@tedmurphy) January 4, 2018

The pieces are coming together. #blockchain pic.twitter.com/P9Wuszz9iF

— ted murphy (@tedmurphy) January 2, 2018

Home. #blockchain pic.twitter.com/3FhrUdrTbS

— ted murphy (@tedmurphy) December 29, 2017

#Blockchain is going to transform everything. https://t.co/vLwmOAsj7G

— ted murphy (@tedmurphy) December 27, 2017

Can’t wait to get these installed. #crypto pic.twitter.com/BE3P3h6BPm

— ted murphy (@tedmurphy) December 26, 2017

The goal here is the find the next CNET, naturally.

The President is quite pleased with the performance in the Dow. You can see him sitting there in the video below, with his arms cross with a small statue of a bull eviscerating a bear in the background, boasting about the market’s gains and how 30,000 is next. With a nod and a wink of the eye, the President assures us that nothing could go wrong. Jobs are being created. Prosperity is on the rise. The Dow is bolting past 25,000 and onto greener pastures, perhaps 30,000 in the not too distant future.

The Dow is up nearly 40% since Trump was elected in November of 2016.

This is a combination spawned in hell. Opaque China-coms are quickly converting to blockchain plays, which is causing frenetic moves higher. Yesterday’s multi-bagger was RENN. Today it is CNET. The news is irrelevant at this juncture.

So here’s the play. Find the next one. Very simple. About a decade ago, I quarantined all Chinese stocks in Exodus and placed them in an index called ‘Chinese Burritos’ — because you never truly know what you’ll find inside.

I’m gonna use this to find 3 candidates who might be next on the list of retarded Chinese companies to announce blockchain solutions in the hopes of buoying their stocks higher. What can go wrong?

About a fortnight ago, I sarcastically congratulated owners of the crypto currency TRON #TRX for breaking through the billion dollar market cap threshold.

WELCOME TRON #TRX TO THE BILLION DOLLAR MARKET CAP CLUB, +112% TODAY. YOU'VE CERTAINLY EARNED IT https://t.co/gOC7cG9KtK

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) December 14, 2017

Today it’s up another ~150% to $13 billion. That’s more than 13x in a little more than two weeks.

The total crypto market is now worth $770 billion and Bitcoin is taking a backseat to alt-coins, placing it’s dominance at its lowest level ever, at just 32%.

I have a theory that I’d like to bring over from stocks to these coins. Certain thresholds tend to cause buying panics. I’ve long said the $100 roll is the easiest way to make money in stocks, which entails buying a stocks after it breaks the $100 plane for a quick 5%. Let’s see what these cryptos do after they break the billion dollar plane.

Last night I tweeted about VEN. It was nearing $930 million in market cap and I preemptively congratulated HODL’ers for the imminent breakthrough past $1 billion. Well, since then it has surged past $1b, up ~25%.

Congrats to VEChain for soon to be joining the billion dollar crypto club. #VEN

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) January 4, 2018

So let’s pick another one, shall we? This is pure psychological trading.

Golem is about to break the billion dollar threshold. Ticker is GNT for you home gamers and the cryptos is +8% or so over the past 24 hours. Clearly, this is poised for at least 10x over the next two weeks, no?

I didn’t think the storm would be a big deal — but this thing is retarded. I’m just waiting for the power outages to sweep through the area, something that’s all but a foregone conclusion.

Stocks are rising again, bolting past 25,000. I’ve got hamburger helper lifting shares of BURG and my oils are on the move higher too, namely SLCA, BBG and SN. I’m waiting for the frack craze to grip us again. When it does, rest assures, FTK is going to rip the tits right off your fucking face.

Thank you for all the feedback regarded cryptos. I left the post up there longer than usual to maximize the feedback and it was great. Much obliged.

Gun to the head pick here — get long oil in fucking size. Tehran will burn.