iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I HAVE ONE MORE CHINESE STOCK FOR YOU BEFORE THE DAY ENDS — GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

My brokerage account is fucking lit right now. I got hamburgers on fire, via BURG, 20% returns in CCIH from 20 minutes ago — IZEA running hard with its dick out. And, I just bought some RCON. This is a pure play from the hottest hand in Exodus now, @TGiR. He’s been straight fire.

Check out the fucking chart, so good.

Other small winners on my books today include: BBG +3.7%, SLCA +2.4%, GSUM +2% and a mere +12% in IZEA since I bought it 10 minutes ago.

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6 comments

  1. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    Cocaine party in the Pelican Room – Exodus. Indeud.

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  2. it is showtime

    Trump should move the embassy and change the capital name to “Jewsalem”

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  3. therealfly

    I want to BTFD, but it wont FD. To the moon?!?

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    • it is showtime

      It’s called final stage boombust
      Braindead population as the fuel

      They’re
      Not
      Getting
      26 k

      You can’t get it. You’re not gonna get it.
      I – CANT – WAIT – TILL – IT – GETS – STOPPED – BEFORE – 26 – K – GETS – NOTCHED

      I’m not gonna have to see 26dow

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  4. bushwacker2

    Those micro caps are basically cryptos in drag.

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  5. truth or consequences
    truth or consequences

    XNET popped $3 as soon as you sold it … that’s the 2nd or 3rd time you sold a day too early!

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