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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I HAVE TWO MORE CHINESE BURRITOS STOCKS FOR YOU TODAY

Coming down from my horse after enjoying triumphant victory this morning, long a sundry of stocks all doing very fine and well, I decided to stick my hand in a pile of feces in order to fish for treasure. Upon rummaging through the fecal matter, I believe I found two small things of value, which I will soon have appraised and I hope it ends up being worth my while.

I am back on my horse now, see, and I do not have much idle time to chin-wag with the likes of you. My gains are too spectacular and grotesque to bother doing so. However, I will, on occasion, dictate a few words, here or there, to my private secretary, who will then pass them onto you. Should you need to speak to me directly, leave a message here on the blog and my private secretary will read them and determine if they’re worth brining to my attention.

I am a very busy man now, much busier than you — plus I am richer — which means I do not have time to chin-wag.

Today’s picks are NCTY and KBSF.

Off you go.

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