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In an Effort to Find the Next $CNET, Here’s My Latest Picks

In an effort to find the next CNET (+700% today), I sought out into the reviled world of Chinese burritos to find potential blockchain plays. There has been commonality amongst the breakouts in Exodus, namely in the delta found in our Hybrid scores. Using this information, I chose the following three stocks and tossed some money at it, whilst sipping on some tea.

CCIH
CNIT
SOGO

Also, shares of IZEA have been spiraling higher on no news. At least that’s what normies at brokerage houses think, literal fuck for brains banned from using social media because MUH FINRA said it’s evil. Well, in the real fucking world, men of industry take to Twitter to shit post. That’s exactly what the CEO of IZEA is doing today — talking greasy and boasting about the MUH blockchain. This has men like me thinking a blockchain announcement is imminent; so I bought now in anticipation of selling it to your fuckhead broker who’ll get this news later.

The goal here is the find the next CNET, naturally.

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7 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Nice way to front-run the muppets; Blankfein would be happy to have a goy like that working for him.

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  2. uglyflint

    Pot stocks got destroyed today. Bet the professionals are laughing their asses off.

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    • sarcrilege

      correction: not professionals, but insiders (like the cons in con -gress) who shorted pot stocks knowing in advance that Jeff Sessions will rescinds policies which allowed States to legalize cannabis.

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