Russia Claims to Have Proof Britain Staged Syrian Gas Attack

We know Russian forces have occupied the area where the alleged attack took place. Russian officials are on record saying there wasn’t an attack and it was a hoax.

Now this.

BREAKING: Russia says has 'proof' Britain took part in staged Syria chemical attack – @AFP

— Conflict News (@Conflicts) April 13, 2018

“The Russian Defense Ministry also has evidence that Britain had a direct involvement in arranging this provocation in Eastern Ghouta,” the general added, referring to the neighborhood of which Douma is part. “We know for certain that between April 3 and April 6 the so-called White Helmets were seriously pressured from London to speed up the provocation that they were preparing.”

According to Konashenkov, the group, which was a primary source of photos and footage of the purported chemical attack, was informed of a large-scale artillery attack on Damascus planned by the Islamist group Army of Islam, which controlled Douma at the time. The White Helmets were ordered to arrange the provocation after retaliatory strikes by the Syrian government forces, which the shelling was certain to lead to, he said.

Konashenkov said Russia hoped that international monitors from the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (OPCW), which is due to investigate the circumstances of the incident, will help establish the truth. He added Eastern Ghouta is currently trying to return to peaceful life after being liberated from militant groups by Syrian government forces. He called on other nations and international organizations to provide humanitarian aid, which is badly needed in the area. Russia is already supplying food, medicine, building materials and other essential supplies to the neighborhood, he said.

The reported chemical weapons attack escalated tensions over Syria, just as Damascus was about to seize full control of Eastern Ghouta. The US and allies such as the UK and France threatened military action in response to what they claim is an atrocity committed by the Syrian government. Russia insists the incident was staged and said it reserves the right to counter any attack on Syria.

On the other hand, Nikki Haley now says Syria has used chemical weapons ‘on its own people’ more than 50 times and is shilling hard for conflict.

U.S. ENVOY TO U.N. NIKKI HALEY SAYS U.S. ESTIMATES SYRIAN PRESIDENT ASSAD HAS USED CHEMICAL WEAPONS IN SYRIAN WAR AT LEAST 50 TIMES

— zerohedge (@zerohedge) April 13, 2018

U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley says "strange" circumstances led to Syria meeting: "What is strange is that Russia is ignoring the real threat to international peace and security that has brought us all here, and it is ignoring its own unilateral responsibility for all of it." pic.twitter.com/IldD3tNVVs

— CBS News (@CBSNews) April 13, 2018

This just crossed the headlines.

CHINA IS SAID TO DELAY DEAL REVIEWS AMID US TRADE TENSION: WSJ

— zerohedge (@zerohedge) April 13, 2018

I’d expect China to up the rhetoric whilst Trump is busy trying to juggle Mueller, Comey, Stormy, North Korea, Syria, Russia, and the fucking Democratic Party. It won’t be long now — before Trump is finished, buried under a heap of lost promises and forgotten sins.

Listen to me now — this country is controlled by deeply satanic people and that’s not hyperbole. They will find their way into armed conflict with Syria and if need be Russia. Blood sacrifices are needed to restore their power levels. I bought RUSS, betting on Moscow burning, because the weekend is so very long and so many terrible things can happen during it.

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It’s apropos that a retarded financial news outlet should get this scoop from deep within the White House. I thought Trump wasn’t going to telegraph his military strikes, like Boring Barry?

Here it is, fucked faces.

Defense Secretary James Mattis and Gen. Joseph Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, head to the White House on Thursday to discuss strike options in Syria with President Donald Trump.

A source, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, told CNBC the U.S. was considering striking eight potential targets. Those targets include two Syrian airfields, a research center and a chemical weapons facility.

The source also noted that Syria’s military has repositioned a significant amount of air assets to Russian-controlled airfields in hopes that Washington would be reluctant to strike there.

Trump acknowledged the meeting Thursday, telling reporters a decision on whether the U.S. military will respond to alleged Syrian chemical attacks will be made “fairly soon.”

“We’re looking very very seriously, very closely at that whole situation and we’ll see what happens folks,” Trump said.

Over the past five days, Trump has sharpened his rhetoric against Syria and its most powerful ally Russia and issued a threat via Twitter of a potential U.S. strike against the war-torn country.

The officials said they were “confident” in the intelligence, though not 100 percent sure.

And there it is folks. That’s all it takes to embroil Americans in a suffocating war — a few bad pictures from a war torn area and a really impressionable or corruptible President.

Bombs away — for the sake of freedom and justice. We will show them the way.

On this news, stocks are screaming higher — the Dow is +283, Nasdaq +62.

Is Rand Paul the only good man in the Senate? Here’s Paul schooling Pompeo on the constitutionality of the executive branch waging war.

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The President of the United Steaks.

Never said when an attack on Syria would take place. Could be very soon or not so soon at all! In any event, the United States, under my Administration, has done a great job of ridding the region of ISIS. Where is our “Thank you America?”

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 12, 2018

In other news, futures are +120 — but copper is off by 2.2%. Gold is also down 0.8%, and cryptos are thru the fucking roof.

BTC +13%
ETH +12%
IOT +18%

Perhaps the cryptos are now being recognized as safe havens in lieu of a Syrian attack?

In spite of weakness in commodities, today should be a bullish day.

Here are some other morning headlines.

Unlike the lot of you, no one rules over me. I do not pledge allegiance to any party or candidate and have always accepted my faults when they’ve become clear. Hillary Clinton was an evil person and Trump is a useful idiot being steered by the same brand of institutional evil.

Here’s Michael Savage’s take on recent events. I highly recommend you listen thru the Pat Buchanan interview. This idiotic provocation could, quite frankly, be a cross-roads for society and the stakes are high, so we might as well pay attention.

Russia’s Ambassador to the EU, Vladimir Chizov, made the bold claim today that the recent outrage over a chemical attack in the city of Douma, Syria was a complete farce, a hoax concocted by the ‘white helmets’ in Syria in an attempt to get US forces to bomb Assad.

Speaking with EuroNews, Russia’s ambassador to the EU, Vladimir Chizov, said “Russian military specialists have visited this region, walked on those streets, entered those houses, talked to local doctors and visited the only functioning hospital in Douma, including its basement where reportedly the mountains of corpses pile up. There was not a single corpse and even not a single person who came in for treatment after the attack.”

“But we’ve seen them on the video!” responds EuroNews correspondent Andrei Beketov.

“There was no chemical attack in Douma, pure and simple,” responds Chizov. “We’ve seen another staged event. There are personnel, specifically trained – and you can guess by whom – amongst the so-called White Helmets, who were already caught in the act with staged videos.”

Lending to the credibility of this claim is the fact that Russia had warned of this very thing last month.

“We have reliable information about militants preparing to falsify a government chemical attack against civilians. In several districts of Eastern Ghouta, a crowd was assembled with women, children and old people, brought from other regions, who were to represent the victims of the chemical incident, ” Gerasimov said.

In regards to the reliability of the sources on the ground in Syria, from a media perspective, here’s a Canadian journalist laying waste to the propaganda being fed to you by corporate controlled media.

Here’s Russia’s take tonight, which is getting more pointed towards Trump, to say the least.

The buzz on twitter tonight is backchannels are being used to deescalate the crisis. Let’s hope American warmongers STFU and mind their business.