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SHITCOINS ARE RUNNING AGAIN — TIME TO DIVE HEAD FIRST INTO CRYPTO PROXIES

Listen to me. You literally know nothing about what I am about to tell you. Cryptos are running super long dick’d style today, which is extremely boolish for a sector of the market which we made vast fortunes in late 2017. It was a grande time in Exodus, trading to and fro proxies — making 100% gains in a matter of minutes.

I do believe we shall have those times again.

As you read this, indecorous fools are hammering their credit cards to extend credit to purchase some SHITCOINS. While I own several myself and haven’t the slightest idea if they’ll ever make me any money, I do know how to approach this in the stock market. This is something you know very little about — and posses an extreme inelegance and ignorance on this subject matter.

I WILL TEACH YOU

I don’t really have an interest in teaching you anything. Giving you knowledge about how this game works is sort of like burning books or talking to myself in the darkest corners of my oversized house. It’s simply a waste of time and energy. However, for academic purposes, I will share with you my ideas as they come to me — sort of how a psychic talks to the dead during rituals.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT?

Companies that pretend to do things in the blockchain are prime targets of mine. I want to own the very worst stocks in the blockchain and extract gains from them. Yesterday I bought the CMGI of today — OSTK. Buying OSTK as a proxy is sort of like buying BTC in the crypto world. This is where you start; then you could move away from the pack and experiment in other names — like RIOT, SRAX, KODK and many more.

I will be watching the sector very closely today and if anything arises, you’ll be kept in the loop.

With Vigor,

Le Fly

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20 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    …like a dog who returns to his vomit.

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  2. metalleg

    MGTI

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    • og

      I remember when Enigma / Coinspeak was pushing this crap last year. SMH.

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  3. infinitezuul

    If BTC starts running from here it’s possible that this translates into a more optimistic stocked market in general.

    Remember: It’s all fake news.

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  4. ferd

    Former UK ambassador to Syria https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxs53OqAkN8

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    • juice

      a voice of reason in the west … they try to silence and drown out, including this BBC interviewer, such dissent to official state propaganda, i.e. lies

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  5. bambaclot

    Russian billionaires buying…

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  6. numbersgame

    I think the “Buy” signal was Bank of America’s report that called cryptos (or maybe bitcoin) the biggest bubble ***of all time***.

    Youngsters. There was once a bubble evn bigger, so big that it affected all of America. My Great-Grandpappy told me about it. It was called the Housing Bubble of 2008.

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  7. numbersgame

    I think the “Buy” signal was Bank of America’s report that called cryptos (or maybe bitcoin) the biggest bubble ***of all time***.

    Youngsters. There was once a bubble evn bigger, so big that it affected all of America. My Great-Grandpappy told me about it. It was called the Housing Bubble of 2006

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    • joyous__ending

      True housing bubble crash took a lot of folks down with it.
      Bitcoin could go to zilch and no banks or financials threatened.
      In the end the cyptos get a bubble classification on price, not life span.

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    • awanka

      My great grandpapa tells tales of the dot com bubble burst; about how he lost his high-flying tech job, and had to move back into his mom’s basement to play Quake.

      Oh wait. I think that was actually me.

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      • numbersgame

        Then this should make sense to you

        bitcoin:cryptos :: eToys:dot.com

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  8. helicopter money
    helicopter money

    Xvg-verge making a huge partnership announcement next Tuesday. Do not miss it or you will want to kick yourself in the nuts.

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  9. awanka

    Ah, Mr. Fly. Is this finally the bottom, or just a bull trap before the next leg lower? Cryptos definitely have great value at a certain price point, but who can say what it is?

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  10. masteroneass

    I Still do not know what shitcoins are useful for yet. I look at myself as a venture capitalist / “angel investor” looking for the next potential unicorns which will take craps of breifcases full of cash all on me. It could be a long term thing. The easy money was made like with the dotcoms. Now comes the hard part. Its not going away.

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  11. jacked rabbit

    “You literally know nothing about what I am about to tell you.”

    That is a big 10-4, good buddy. Ever since the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, I have had no idea what you’re talking about…

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  12. Good Shepherd

    EOS, TRX, ZRX, TBAR, ETN

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  13. soupbone

    “Soros and Rockefeller” investing now! Now you can give your money to one of them in due course if not already; since when to those types talk their book?

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