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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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You’re Truly Undeserving of Le Fly

How many times do I have to demonstrate a keen ability to call extreme market conditions before you shut the fuck up and heed? I remember when I told you to board the ark in 2016, amidst market tumult, the sort of tape that made people want to kill themselves, presiding over the LARGEST DIRECTIONAL MOVE IN US TREASURY HISTORY — and all I got from you — the clowned out peanut gallery unsophisticate, lemons — only after, by the grace of God, the market rallied post Trump election win.

For the entirety of 2016, you bozos were blowing up in spectacular fashion, up until November. Then you were awesome again.

If I link back to the blogs of 2012 and 2008-2009, I can show you depravity on a wanton scale — men in the comments section promising to suck themselves off based upon inane market rally calls. I’ve been doing this a long, long time and have always, and I mean always, come out on top. Quite literally, no one that I know here or in real life has ever been able to make market calls like me. This is not an exercise of self-aggrandizement, but instead a grape shot across your bow. The disgusting and filthy comments you make injure me, both physically and intellectually. I recoil out of disgust when I read them and would prefer you cease offering financial advice immediately.

There is only one Le Fly, the voice in finance that this generation deserves. You’re merely a reader, a very low and depraved lifeform, moving to and fro without purpose — built for ribald failure and gauche theatricalities. Do yourselves a favour and listen moar, talk less.

GOOD NITE.

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18 comments

  1. Lyndon Keltner

    Alas, Tim Knight is still regularly spamming my inbox to offer me “discount codes” to join his thing despite the disappearance of most of the stock-picking blogs of 2008-2009.

    Another thing… Unless you really meant to say “a grape shot across your bow” for an intentionally humorous effect (i.e., a flying grape used for an assaultive purpose), grapeshot (as a noun) is spelled as one word without a space. #SemanticExcellence

    In all sincerity, you do make fewer mistakes than most traders I know of and your blog remains enjoyable.

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  2. schizo178

    Dr. fly is 1 of the best, tim is just stupid… i remember him saying market going to 3000 ..2 weeks before october

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  3. Lyndon Keltner

    In for some /RTY at 1344 and will leave the bids below in force unless there are convincing signs of further downside in the next 12 hours.

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  4. tradercaddy

    “…men in the comments section promising to suck themselves off….”
    It wasn’t me.
    Still liking gold stocks (via GDX and GDXJ- bought more at 3:55 PM yesterday) per my inner Jake Gint calling.

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  5. irma vep

    OK! I have to vent into the collective male minds here. My toilet keeps running like a faucet. Literally, like someone turns on a faucet! The local municipal authority will bankrupt me. Damn you Ben Franklin Plumbing!. You lost Ed and you are worthless. You are unworthy of your name. My kingdom for a phillips-head screwdriver and a prayer. Wish me luck.

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    • cancel19

      I hate plumbing problems. My portfolios have had a leak for months now and I’m desperately trying to fix it.

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      • irma vep

        You need a prayer, not a phillips-head. Good
        luck! We’ll both make it through above water.

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      • irma vep

        Just had a smoke and a thought (put the butt out in the tank) and tossed it out the bathroom window. Turning shut-off valve for now. If only the market losses were as simple. Time, Time, Time. Must fly!

        Perhaps one of Le Fly’s offerings through the Capstone Program can assist you in the new year. A phillips head screwdriver in the hands of a Master Plumber. I gladly promote Le Fly. There isn’t a better blog on the internet.

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        • natehois

          Check the back of the toilet to make sure nothing is obstructing the flush valve- I’ve had this happen where the chain pops off and falls partially between the valve and that causes it to continually run

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        • spaceman

          People please you must show a finer comportment in these halls. They are reserved for fine distinguished ladies and gentlemen.

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  6. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    You heard the man, cease and desist motherfuckers !

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  7. ferd

    TLT move way overdone here. I’d dump them for now. You’re welcome.

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  8. ferd

    Long GDX

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  9. bronze28

    following LE FLY for over a month…. love the humour; love the attitude; and most importantly …. HAS AN UNBELIEVABLE BATTING AVERAGE.

    agree with all you said FLY.

    YOU FUCKER. 🙂

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