Brother of Vegas Killer Gives Shock Interview, Revealing Neo-Narcissitic Personality

Someone told me about this interview of Eric Paddock, held outside of his wealthy home, and I didn’t believe it could be this bad. Wow, this guy is one of the least emphatic people I’ve ever seen in my lives. Under the pretext of ‘your brother just killed 59 and wounded 600’ in the worst terror attack on US soil since 9/11, this piece of shit thought it was appropriate to tell everyone how great his brother was and how wealthy they all are, not Taco Bell employees or noshing at Publix and how Steve, referring to his brother, “could do anything he wanted, AND DID.”

WHAT?!

Bear in mind, the tone deaf nature of this video, coupled with the editing, will make you laugh — due to the sheer lunacy of the man. But, wow, this is inappropriate.

I made a promise and a commitment to slice off my testicles should FIZZ not work out as a trade. It’s a very rare thing for me to do and I hope you do appreciate my candor when I say, ‘I am scared.’

This morning the jobs report was dreadful. All of the employers must’ve been killed in Puerto Rico last month, for a reduction of 33,000 jobs was registered, instead of the anticipated +90,000. Whenever jobs start to disappear, a recession isn’t too far behind. Subsequently, stocks are selling off and along with it is my FIZZ.

If I can paint on a larger canvas for the moment and move away from my balls, I think it’s notable that I am making a great deal of money elsewhere. For example, YELP, EDIT and COHR are all higher by ~5% this week, with WDAY just behind it. It’s only my DDD and FIZZ that are ruining an otherwise warm reception for yours truly, back into the game of degenerate trading.

On the quant side, many of the stocks in that market cap quintile underperformed. Money shifted. Nonetheless, the average return was something akin to 0.7%, with a median return about flat.

Sentiment is extremely high and men in wheeled chairs are very boastful on Twitter, claiming to be market geniuses for buying towards the last 30 minutes of trades. This is complete nonsense, as you all know. We could only hope that this individual(s) to be promptly kicked down a steep flight of stairs, his wheeled chair mangled, and left for the vultures to pick away at.

I haven’t explored this story — because I’e been uninterested in theories. However, this video is compelling, kindly narrated by A. Jones.

Sounds like two distinctly different calibers and distance from attack.

Thoughts?

Taking a cue from The Option Addict, I’ve been rummaging through the garbage this evening, eating small morsels of lettuce and chunks of tomatoes — in search of a good meal. Year to date, I’ve been amply rewarded by merely abiding by the laws of Exodus. Forthwith, I’ll be getting increasingly aggressive, proactively punching people in the face for sport and good measure.

I want to buy a very small, low float, piece of shit — and ride it up fast. I imagine myself gliding on top of mountains of hundred dollar bills, spitting on naysayers from this blog who leave disparaging comments about me on this bloggery.

I am Master and Commander here. Any comments aimed towards me in a malevolent way is deemed treasonous and can lead to your execution.

Here are my some of my ideas. I will narrow it down to one tomorrow, or find some new ones, and buy the fucktard out of it.

CBAK, CAAS, AXSM, AUDC, DYSL, LPTH, FRSH, AMBR, CMCM

What is on your piece of shit stock watchlists?

Dow up more than 100, the shnazzy nazzy got jazzy and lifted more than 50 — which, effectively, crushed the hopes and dreams of countless assholes clamoring for lower prices. Even shares of TWTR were uplifted today, spirits are up and people are feeling their fucking oats.

So what exactly is the end game in all this unchecked, unfettered, glorious stock market fun?

I suppose it’ll conclude like all rallies, swimming in the tears of those who bought last. But look at all of those gains. Just yesterday I was somewhat concerned over my EDIT position. Today’s boost gave me hope, provided me with confidence, that God is looking out for me. He doesn’t want me to live a life of poverty and wants me to be able to enjoy champagne breakfasts; after all, why the hell not?

Oil stocks crushed higher too. I’ve been dead wrong about those. Too late to buy? Of course not.

Investment banks spiraled higher too. Anyone long FAS?

Or how about XIV?

Or how about GPS, LB or NFLX or DPZ or WEN or motherfucking BYD — cause casinos are the place to be these days?

Yesterday we reviewed the devilish Seth Klarman from Baupost who owns $911m (an inside job) worth of Puerto Rican debt. Today, the co-founder of Highland Capital, Mark Okada told the trolls at CNBC that he was giving the destroyed island a second look, especially since ‘they’ve gotten crushed.’

Responding to Trump’s comments that PR bonds should be ‘wiped out’, Okada said ‘people are getting poured out of their trades’ and that people are ‘overreacting to what Trump said.’

“Puerto Rico kind of looked to us like a bad company with a bad balance sheet,” said Okada. “It’s hard to say that given the tragedy that they’re facing. But really from an economic endgame, you really need to have growth, you need to have a viable economic picture to have anything to work out in distress.”

“We’re glad we’re not in it.”

An evil man

The stock is ‘cheap.’

If I lose money on this trade, I promise to Periscope throwing myself down a flight of stairs.

Get some faggot flavored water and then enjoy an ejaculation of profits all over your face.

UPDATE: Exodus is back up.

Last night I was toiling away on a hot computer, writing my book about the nascency of the dot com bubble, through my perspective, and was shocked to revisit some of my old trades. I keep copious records and have every single trade that I’ve ever done logged in one of my old books. I suppose because I was living through it then in real time, I wasn’t truly able to grasp the gravity of the winship. From the lows in October of 1998 thru the New Year, the Nasdaq rose more than 47%. I placed my entire damned book in stocks that rose 75% in a fortnight, leveraged x2 — because I didn’t know any better.

While this market is nice, quite gentlemanly, it’s nothing like back then.

Hey, but copper is up 2% this morning.

The Bitcoin market is in a dot com like bubble. One of my regrets is not trading it. I’ll be damned if I’m gonna trade it now, after the hyperbolic rise.

For those just tuning in, Exodus IS DOWN for everyone — even me. I’ve been up all night obsessing over it, since I’m a neurotic fucker and I am in contact with tech support who is working on it now. I can only surmise that I am cursed and these sort of details only happen to people like me.

As an aside, I’ve been making cold brew coffee recently. Pretty damn good, if I don’t say. Any of you jimmies make yourselves some cold brew coffee?

We’re having technical difficulties inside Exodus this morning — one of my favorite things in the world to be harassed by. If you’re having trouble logging in, please email me and let me know. Flybroker at gmail.com.

Futures are flat this morning and Europe is boring me to pieces. Do not concern yourselves with what looks like a rather moribund start of that day. As soon as the market opens, Mr. Hyde will come out and ransack the place.

Quick questions for you mailfags out there. What happens to FDX/UPS when AMZN finally decides and says ‘enough it enough’ and creates their own carrier service? Why in the hell wouldn’t they? Also, once drones start replacing local deliveries, I don’t see a very bright future for them. Perhaps in our lifetime we will get to preside over the watery graves of FDX/UPS. That would be a delightful specter.

Then again, lawyers need them to Fedex lawsuits, so there might be a niche for them. If only we could get rid of lawyers too. How about this, let’s get rid of all the guns, the lawyers, and all of the govt officials. We could have a govt run by instant plebiscite via mobile phones.

To sign peace treaty with China, press 1.
To attack China with nuclear weapons, press 2.
To do not, press 3.

It would be good times, with constant happenings. We could enjoy our free-dumbs without every having to worry about armed revolt against the government or litigious weasels bothering us during supper.

Why Isn't the Senate Intel Committee looking into the Fake News Networks in OUR country to see why so much of our news is just made up-FAKE!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2017

Good question. We need to get rid of all that FAKE NEWS, like NBC, CNN and NY Times. How can we make it happen? Perhaps a new news channel, like DC Real News, sponsored by the FUCKTARDS at the CIA/NSA?

Spain is higher by 1.3%. It’s a funny thing watching the IBEX now. The ups and downs of the index are now irrestibly intertwined with the amount of freedom given to Catalonians. Higher=fucked, Lower=FREEDOM.

In other news, gold is +0.38%. Are there any gold bugs left or have the balance of you been coopted by the corporate whores posting as Mr. Robots in the ‘blockchain’?

Andrew Left from Citron Research is calling for the FTC to investigate the company for being an Herbal Life tier scam — preying on retards with promises of becoming a millionaire. I am not surprised, whatsoever. Canadians, innately, lack the moral compass to conduct business without schemes. To back up my assertion, I point you to Blackberry, Nortel, Canadian Goose etc.

So what’s the problem?

Out of the claimed 500,000 websites, Shopify has about 2,500 “Plus” clients and maybe another 20,000 “Advanced”. So where are the other 450,000 + websites????

Funny, this problem was first addressed when Shopify CEO Tobias Lutke knocked on Venture Capital’s door. As we read in a Bloomberg article.

I guess the great minds on Sand Hill Road never thought that the pressure of Wall Street can cause some companies to cross over to the dark side.

Citron will expose the mystery behind those “other web sites”. Just like analyst reports don’t discuss churn, they miss Shopify’s deepest darkest secret.

IT’S A FUCKING SCHEME.
IT’S A FUCKING SCHEME.
IT’S A FUCKING SCHEME.
IT’S A FUCKING SCHEME.
IT’S A FUCKING SCHEME.

The stock fell by 11% today on this report. The stock is up 139% year to date, trading 23x sales.

At a minimum, Left says the stock is worth $55 before the FTC gets involved.