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Sifting Through Trash, In Search for Treasure

Taking a cue from The Option Addict, I’ve been rummaging through the garbage this evening, eating small morsels of lettuce and chunks of tomatoes — in search of a good meal. Year to date, I’ve been amply rewarded by merely abiding by the laws of Exodus. Forthwith, I’ll be getting increasingly aggressive, proactively punching people in the face for sport and good measure.

I want to buy a very small, low float, piece of shit — and ride it up fast. I imagine myself gliding on top of mountains of hundred dollar bills, spitting on naysayers from this blog who leave disparaging comments about me on this bloggery.

I am Master and Commander here. Any comments aimed towards me in a malevolent way is deemed treasonous and can lead to your execution.

Here are my some of my ideas. I will narrow it down to one tomorrow, or find some new ones, and buy the fucktard out of it.

CBAK, CAAS, AXSM, AUDC, DYSL, LPTH, FRSH, AMBR, CMCM

What is on your piece of shit stock watchlists?

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20 comments

  1. mushroomz

    enjoy some chart art on $TWTR – it’s going to fill the gap

    http://i.imgur.com/I70LYCI.png

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  2. momsen92

    $MGTI bounce on the 50dma

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  3. moosh

    $EMAN. Hear the new Wu Tang track?

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  4. moonshot

    You want a piece of shit? Your old friend IFON was down 20% today.

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  5. goldwing

    POS $Edap. 2 Quarters should double+. Medical devices. Second improved version just Approved. Otherwise shit French Mgt.

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  6. fryguy15

    BORN

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  7. lapens

    I do not presume to offend the great Fly in these hallowed halls, but perhaps there are some treasures to be found in the world of the cryptofag. Case in point, I just banked a 17% gain in PPT (Populous); in 24 hours. My NEO holdings are up over 25%, but I’m hodling for more. Plenty of opportunities to be made before the crash, as long as you check out your winnings regularly. Please don’t be mad at me Fly, you taught me everything I know (no homo).

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  8. juice

    PLUG

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  9. kidstock

    FIT & GPRO

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  10. jtizzle

    Roku

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  11. southernjam

    $Osi

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  12. ironturd

    UVXY

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  13. roundwego

    Another oops moment fir the marlet as dollar spikes.

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  14. paradox

    You’ve all flipped your lids. How many record days in a row, russell biggest losing day in over a month is .25%, and *now* is the time to buy?! Trash has been running for days and weeks – this is not a new idea.

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  15. jhreich

    $MARK (Remark Holdings Inc.). Won a new contract recently and has been consolidating the last few days. Among other things, their AI KanKan platform can be a game changer for social media. Can be an easy double from here but will take lots of patience

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  16. mushroomz

    WTF is the market down 0.1% !!?? REEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee!!

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  17. the dude

    PLUG

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