Here’s the quick rundown for you globalist shills out there. US armed forces are preparing to enter Syria for multiple games of 4D chess and 33D intergalactic, interdimensional speed checkers. Our lovely new Ambassador to the UN, Nikki Haley, is out warmongering like a motherfucker, much to the delight of hybristophiliac, Bill Kristol.
The prize is, obviously, Iran. We need to fuck them up.
Back to Queen Haley. She did an interview with Jake Tapper today. In it, she said a political solution in Syria wasn’t going to happen. Moreover, she thinks regime change will happen. Damn right it will. We’re gonna fuck those people up.
“This is a complicated situation. There are no easy answers and a political solution is going to have to happen,” Haley said. “There’s not any sort of option where political solution is going to happen with Assad at the head of the regime, if you look at his actions if you look at the situation, it’s going to be hard to see a government that’s peaceful and stable with Assad.”
“Regime change is something that we think is going to happen because all of the parties are going to see that Assad is not the leader that needs to be taking place for Syria,” Haley said.
In other news, citizen journalists on Shitter are going apeshit tonight — pretending that US troops are barreling into Syria, trying to get their McCain on.

On the Bannon-Kushner front, word is Trump made those two cucks talk it out like men. Rumors has it, Kushner wore a helmet to the meeting.
Source: Axios
Ignition: The stealth combat had come to a head midweek, when chief strategist Steve Bannon’s departure from the National Security Council was revealed. Bannon was fed up with the incoming he was taking — and so were his allies, inside and outside the White House. Bannon had sparred with economic adviser Gary Cohn (or, as Bannon’s allies call him, “Globalist Gary”), and suspected the economic adviser was trying to undermine nationalists in the West Wing.
A flurry of high-level leaks about Bannon supposedly threatening to resign — something he said he wasn’t contemplating — convinced his allies that Jared Kushner, the president’s adviser and son-in-law, had also turned on him.
One of Bannon’s closest allies commiserated: “Do you know what happened with Jared? Him and Steve had such a close relationship.”
Escalation: By Thursday, allies said Bannon had gone full honey badger — embracing the newsroom motto of Breitbart, which he once headed: “Honey badger don’t give a sh**.” Bannon told associates: “I love a gunfight.”
Settlement: The situation had become unsustainable, and the president stepped in with the instruction to “knock it off.” On Friday, there was a meeting among Priebus, Bannon, Kushner, and his wife, Ivanka Trump.
The meeting was “100 percent” focused on moving the president’s agenda, said one source. But the subtext was clear: The boss wanted them to make up and disarm. Although he had been considering changes on his top staff (and names of possible replacements had circulated among senior aides), they were being given the chance to fix it themselves.
Bannon had fought internally against the Syrian intervention — one of the most momentous decisions of Trump’s young presidency — and lost. On Saturday, his camp said new domestic policies are coming that reflect his worldview. But Kushner allies insist a new, less combative, more centrist Trump will still emerge.
For now, both Bannon and Priebus are safe from the unemployment soup lines.

Evil men
Also, I found a new CIA account on Twitter today. How cool is this?

How could I be so sure that sweet little girl is actually a sock puppet for some low level CIA agent?
Jake Tapper told me so.

And lastly, Shitter is ablaze with TMZ styled scandal amongst Alt-Rightards — claiming ‘Globalist Gary’ Cohn and Dina Powell, both on team Trump the empire edition, are having an affair. Clearly, this isn’t allowed — as homosexual advances are the only type of advances that are acceptable inside of the White House.
Worth exploring.
I have an investment theme worth discussing, in light of recent happenings, and will post about it tomorrow. Unil then, this is clan-leader Le Fly signing off from iBunkerCoin — your one stop shoppe for World War 3 happenings.
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