iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,460 Blog Posts

Making America Shill Again: Haley Wants Regime Change in Syria for Peace

Well, dear readers of iBankCoin, it was a tumultuous long year of hand-wringing — as I campaigned for The Donald to become President of the United States — based on an America first policy. By doing so, I disaffected 50% of my readers base, forcing them to get their stock market commentary from inferior websites — run by clownish men bereft of talent. While I do not regret being vehemently against Hillary Clinton, I now see that having blind faith in the great orange one might’ve been a mistake.

So, having said that, I’m, once again, falling back on my old mantra that if you can’t control something, don’t bother worrying about it. Being an ardent believer in natural selection and Darwinism, I feel that by Making America Shill Again (MASA) we can, in fact, make a tremendous killing in the market. In other words, I’ve decided to permit my narcissism to regain control of my actions and will be shifting the dialogue here back towards how we can benefit from all of this wondrous globalism.

In effect, I’m the guy playing the violin on the SS Titanic, not even remotely interested in learning about a life boat, let alone going to see about one. This fucker is going down and I’m going have a martini while it happens.

Here’s true believer, Nigel Farage, somewhat disillusioned by Trump’s recent actions, worried that it might lead to Bush 2 policy of regime change in the middle east.

And here are three deplorable clips of our Ambassador to the UN, Nikki Haley, displaying her neocon feathers, outright proclaiming that regime change is necessary for Syria in order for peace to flourish. War is peace, etc.

Nikki laughs (HAR, HAR, HAR) at Russia’s request for proof, saying ‘everyone knows they did it.’ Indeud.

Trump’s finest moment was provocating WW3.

In other news, KT McFarland, a General Flynn appointee, was removed from Trump’s NSC team.

And the band plays on.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

14 comments

  1. metalleg

    Fly, no way of knowing for sure but do you think this was always his plan or do you think they got to him somehow, i.e. Threats to him/family?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Dr. Fly

      The cynic in me now believes these are the bucket list wishes of a narcissistic billionaire, who just wanted to play Churchill before dying.

      • 3
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • frog

        Wow, Fly. You really opened your eyes. That’s not the cynic in you. It’s the realist.

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • sarcrilege

      Not that I know — my guess is that “they” got to him. I may be in denial and going thru 6 stages of grief but at the beginning I was very skeptical about his promises when I perused the list of his zionist donors and supporters but I switched and wanted to believe he will stand up to the establishment and things will change. I never considered that (((Kusner))) was (((Soros’))) dark horse. Aw well. Duped again.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. mushroomz

    At least you didn’t get a bunch of Hillary appointed scotuses. scoti? scotus’s

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    I’m not going to remind you that I argued again and again that cucks were being played by a snake oil salesman. What billionaire wants to change the rules of the game that has been so good to him or her?

    • 2
    • 0
    • 1 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. juice

    Haley is one lowly-intelligent $%^&*(

    Tulsi-Gabbard/Rand Paul 2020

    • 0
    • 2
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. brotherbill

    Looks like Hillary made it to the white house after all. Only now she is sporting an odd looking wig and her skin color has taken on an orange hue.

    • 1
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • frog

      He isn’t 1/10 the president Hillary would have been. You folks are going to regret not voting for her.

      We all make mistakes sometimes.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • metalleg

        It’s looking like Ivanka won’t be the first female president after all.

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"