When in doubt, bet against volatility. This is truly like beating up people in wheeled chairs and stealing their baseball caps.
Long XIV — because I like kicking old men in wheeled chairs down stairs.
Long FAZ — because of MUH yield curves.
Long FIZZ — because people are parched and PEP will buy them to amend for their sins.
Long PGTI — because Florida and Texas have been destroyed.
Long GOOS — because Canada Goose is an evil corporation and darkness always wins.
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