I was the first person in finance to demonstrate my utter disdain for Shkreli, a man who flouted his illicit gains in KBIO, helped his buddies get rich in the stock to boot, all under the auspices of ‘activist investing.’
Since then, Marty has become something of a cult hero, larping around on the internet, live streaming his boring as fuck life — brandishing his $2 million Wu Tang record like a street badge of honor. He even picked a fight with Ghost Face Killer — something that cannot be forgiven.
This evening a judge revoked his bail and sent him directly to jail for goading his followers to grab Hillary Clinton’s hair for the purposes of extracting her DNA.
While we might not be the biggest fans of the former First Lady/Secretary of State/US Senator/2 time Presidential candidate, this is hardly something that should tolerated by a civil society who fetters out its problems through non-violent methods. We can’t have a bunch of faggots running around grabbing hair out of people’s heads, after some arrogant fuckhead issues bounties for it. People who do that should be punished. More importantly, people who’ve been convicted of crimes and are awaiting sentencing, like Shkreli, shouldn’t get to enjoy their spare time motivating others to yank hair out of the heads of others.
Once again, this concludes the bizarre saga of Martin Shkreli.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter