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Trump White House Burns Scaramucci After Just 10 Days; Gen. Kelly Orders Him Gone

UPDATE: A statement from the WH regarding Scaramucci’s departure.

Scaramucci is leaving because the President “felt it was best to give Chief of Staff John Kelly a clean slate and the ability to build his own team. We wish him all the best.”

Twitter is lit with schadenfreude now, over the firing of Anthony Scaramucci, just 10 days after being appointed to assassin for Reince Prieus.

Apparently, Trump’s new Chief of Staff, Gen. Kelly, ordered Scaramucci out.

Source: The Failing NY Times

President Trump has decided to remove Anthony Scaramucci from his position as communications director, three people close to the decision said Monday, relieving him just days after Mr. Scaramucci unloaded a crude verbal tirade against other senior members of the president’s senior staff.

Mr. Scaramucci’s abrupt removal came just 10 days after the wealthy New York financier was brought on to the West Wing staff, a move that convulsed an already chaotic White House and led to the departures of Sean Spicer, the former press secretary, and Reince Priebus, the president’s first chief of staff.

The decision to remove Mr. Scaramucci, who had boasted about reporting directly to the president, not the chief of staff, John F. Kelly, came at Mr. Kelly’s request, the people said. Mr. Kelly made clear to members of the White House staff at a meeting Monday morning that he is in charge.

It was not clear whether Mr. Scaramucci will remain employed at the White House in another position or will leave altogether.

Let’s rundown the timeline again.

The Mooch, feeling a sense of duty and patriotism, sells his business and dedicates his life towards helping candidate and then President Trump achieve success. His obsession became heightened to the point that it caused a divorce, splitting up his family.

General Kelly must’ve made the departure of Scaramucci one his key conditions before taking on the role as Chief of Staff.

So, what have we leaned here today?

Four star marine corps generals do not have a sense of humor and eschew foul mouthed tirades.

Trump had no issue tossing Scaramucci over the side of his vessel, the SS Titanic, because shit was getting serious and he needed to fix the White House.

Politics is a profession for assholes and scumbags. I hope the mooch finds greener pastures back in the field of finance, where he belongs.

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38 comments

  1. the dude

    Mooch’s business isn’t sold yet. Needs govt approval. Will be interesting if the Chinese buyer backs out now that Mooch is just an asshole instead of an asshole with a WH job.

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    • it is showtime

      I love anything Rogue and Tumultuous for our govt. He basically is an entitled wallst goodfella jerkoff framed as some skybridge genius money cutout panacea

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  2. ironturd

    Weak.

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  3. it is showtime

    Can’t wait to read “presdient (that’s presdient) trump must stop bragodobrago about the stock market”

    Do you smell an I told you so?

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    • tonka

      What’s your average cost on UVXY?

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      • it is showtime

        You haven’t been paying attention.
        I started resetting the inverses 3 yrs ago.
        Psych games deserve psych games. I win.

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      • it is showtime

        No I just know how some of you make yourself look like 6th graders, without fail

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  4. uglyflint

    Knew that was coming. He was a Bushy man until Trump won.

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  5. bottom_feeder

    RE: the hiring of Scaramucci
    “you will regret that decision” – Sean Spicer
    10 days proved him right

    WTF decision process does Trump follow for vetting these morons anyway.

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  6. pat19561

    “Politics is a profession for assholes and scumbags. I hope the mooch finds greener pastures back in the field of finance, where he belongs.”

    Because we all know Wall Street is free of scumbags & assholes.

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    • stockslueth

      Wall Street is full of gentlemen and ladies with white shoes.

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  7. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Mooch should consider himself lucky that he exits the presence of the catamite class.

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  8. Cricket

    Poor Scaramucci; caught in a clash of egos. Four star generals don’t like renegades, it seems. Personally I am sorry to see him go – but I don’t think we have seen the end of Mooch yet. I didn’t help that the New Yorker did a hit job on him.

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  9. bushwacker2

    Mooch was brought in as a hatchet man to axe Spicer and Priebus.

    Mooch will be fine. No chaos or preschoolers to see here. Move along.

    Strippers and coke enroute to his new bachelors pad.

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  10. doji

    Who would’ve thought Trump would be such a fucking disaster. Totally fucked the job.

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    • bushwacker2

      Hey, it’s not Trump’s fault that some people are assholes, or can’t refrain from profanity. These are impulsive times. Ergo, you now have a 4-Star Marine Corps general in charge of the prison camp. Lock it down.

      “Listen up ladies, I don’t care if a pterodactyl is fucking you in the face. You do not make a move without my approval. You let that fucking dino-bird finish. Are we clear?”

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      • WrongView

        No of course it isn’t his fault, it’s not like he is really the POTUS or anything.

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  11. Cricket

    From Twitter @sean_spicer:

    Wonder what kind of severance package you get for 10 days of employment

    Let this be a lesson to everybody:
    What Steve Bannon does on his own time is nobody’s business

    I’m still available @realDonaldTrump

    I told you. Actually thought it would be a couple months

    LMAO!

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  12. MSGT HARTMAN

    Good riddance, greaseball.

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  13. ironbird

    Bummer. Dude had style and balls.

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    • ironturd

      If style is texting the mother of your child “Congratulations, I’ll pray for our child” and spending four days humping Trumps leg before seeing your firstborn, he’s got style in god damned spades.

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      • Cricket

        Thing is – she knew what she was getting when she got married. Men who drag themselves up to wealth from nothing are very driven individuals. It’s just their nature and having a wife ain’t gonna change it.

        Speaking from experience, women marry frogs, but think that after marriage they can turn a frog into a Prince.

        Find a girl who is satisfied being married to a frog. You’ll be a lot happier in your married life, that’s what I say.

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  14. WrongView

    Yes, the Mooch has been eschewed. With extreme prejudice.

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  15. ironturd

    Where’s your man zeropointnows bullshit analysis blaming the deep state for Moochie’s shitcan? Can’t wait to see the illustrious formatting in that expose.

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  16. bennyhill

    Bwahahahahaaa. You suckers can’t still think this white house is going to achieve anything, right? What a bunch of jokers and morons.

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    • bushwacker2

      Now I would expect that kind of random comment from a wart on a frog’s ball sack. I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better comment than that. I know, it’s hard. You just can’t unfuck yourself.

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  17. unrelated

    I never thought I’d see the White House become a stage for reality TV! It’s a much more advanced version of Italy’s Berlusconi, and his was a rather successful, popular fascism. It’s an excellent way to entertain the masses. Soon citizens will be so addicted they won’t be able to miss one day of soaps!

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  18. ferd

    Lindsay Graham was on Fox tonight. He was getting all wet about Kelly …not a good sign.

    Will we keep quietly marching off to neocon wars …wars in which Kelly has a very personal stake? We should be long out of Afghanistan as we are doing neither them or ourselves any good. What will Kelly advise our manchild president?

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  19. 99 lead balloons
    99 lead balloons

    after a kick in the balls like this, one becomes a vegetarian

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  20. joyous__ending

    Trump handed Scaramucci the world on a silver platter and he turned it into Snapchat shares.

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  21. The Alchemist

    fund of funds mgmr… only easier job is weatherman in San Diego. hack in finance and i don’t know what’s lower for other jobs.

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