You slobs have been slacking, as evidenced by the underperformance of rotting flesh and coagulated puss vendors. The restaurant sector is under assault, thanks in large part to the recent sinking of the SS Starbucks.
Let me bring this information to your attention now, so that you could thank me later.
According to the impeccable algorithms of Exodus, eatery stocks are oversold. Get in there you fat fucks and buy some beef and cheese.
^^^If you knew what I was showing you now, you’d be trying to suck your own cock’s like Steve Bannon — trying to figure it out. Instead, you idly rely upon me to teach you the ways of man. Life is finite, gents. I can only do so much for you.
One of three individual stocks are flagged OVERSOLD in the eateries, this one being my favorite: DPZ. Everyone in America loves a good cheesy pizza to slob over. Parents feed them to their kids, who then grow up to become excellent cardiologist patients, sustaining their lives off beta-blockers, statins and nitroglycerine jolts. Every so often, when required, the Heimlich manoeuvre will be applied during fast eating BBQ expeditions — and electric shocks administered via defibrillators to keep ’em chugging along drinking tall glasses of milk with their smoked brisket sandwiches on top of a salad made from nothing but cheese.
If I had it in me, I’d buy DPZ — but my investments are currently spoken for — using the Exodus quant system. Betting against America is a bad idea. Betting against her appetite to consumer calories is financial suicide.
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How have the veggie meals been going?
Pretty good.
I’ll send you a couple of my fav veggie recipes
It’s worth noting, I haven’t felt this good in a long time.
You may be feeling fine but your legacy is in danger of being on the wrong side of American culinary history. That, and the assumption that the majority of vegans are not real men. Please don’t start sporting a man bun. Please.
Also it reduces your testosterone and turns you gay. In a few months we will have to refrain from homophobic slurs or risk a lifelong ban
Smoke a pole faggot
Actually, that’s the exact opposite of true. See, the meat you are eating is loaded with estrogen, which is the reason why male fertility is -50% over the past two generations.
Taking meat and dairy out of your diets is literally the only way to save mankind from extinction.
FYI Fly soy is loaded w estrogen. You gotta eat nuts bro. Tofu only sometimes
Being that I’ve lost all of my hair, I doubt a man bun is in my future.
Truthfully, food isn’t all that important to me anymore. As long as I feel good and have energy, then it’s good.
I was kidding with the comment above and believe that the food we eat is killing us, specifically meat. I pay $12 per gallon for unpasteurized milk for the kids but not even sure that is good these days. Would be interesting to see your markers before/ after to see what improves. Want to do that test myself
I’m thinking about trying this too… with the exception of eggs.. I have to have some eggs. Eggs and some fish- I love fish especially nova lox sandwiches… so just eggs and fish… and chicken, it’s hard not to throw some chicken in there, with some honey mustard sweet baby rays- so good. So just eggs, fish and chicken… and sometimes a burger here and there. Eggs, fish, chicken and a burger. That’s it. Otherwise vegan. I think that’s pretty doable.
Haha eggs fish crème and cheese
No eggs and fish only on occasion you faggot. Stop trying to half ass it.
LOL. Well done!
You got it Nate!!!!
Just heed the Biblical advice…all things in moderation.
Gluttony of any kind is bad for ones health.
All this Veggie talk has me chuckling whilst recalling both of my grandfathers.
They ate old school meat and potatoes all their lives, ate bacon with both gusto and reckless abandon, then after frying it, would take a thick slice of white bread and dredge it through the leftover fat, slather it with syrup and suck it down.
Both smoked, one a pipe for about 50 years before quitting, the other smoked Odin cigars and Camels with no filter his entire life. I swear he smoked one half of the cigars and ate the other half.
Both were active until their last couple years and retirement was not something they even thought of. When the time came, both passed their businesses on to offspring but remained active until their bodies just plain gave out. They were loathe to sit in a chair when there was something…anything at all which could be done.
One passed at 85 (heart failure) the other at 91 (lung cancer)
I have a younger cousin on the other hand,(mom’s side) who was diagnosed with high cholesterol in his late twenties. He dieted and exercised until he was a rack of bones with skin hung one them and his numbers never budged. It’s just the way he is screwed together. He will be on cholesterol drugs the rest of his life.
Genetics and activity level make all the difference. Diet… to some degree for sure but really, not so much.
Awesome stories brohiem
Heaterman
Stop pretending that you actually believe the nonsense you just wrote.
heckler believes
Can you get off Fly’s dick long enough to put a few coherent sentences together please?
Suck it pleb fag
Please, Heck and I are normally sworn enemies. Let us have a brief moment of commonality.
And I sold my DPZ shares for a double at 40s a few years ago. Woe is me. Don’t have the heart to rebuy this much higher, as irrational as it may seem.