Marc Faber, Dr. Doom and Gloom, just went on television and said the market wasn’t doing too good, in euro terms. See, the Dow is up 10%, but the euro is up 12%. Ergo, anyone from overseas who bought US stocks is down this year. See, we’re in a bear market, after all.
It’s one thing to talk shit when stocks are trending lower. Faber is famous for raking the coals, hoping to stir people to panic and cash in their investments, in exchange for farms and tractors. But it’s an entirely other things to regurgitate olde bear market songs at a time when markets are, indelibly, bullish and trending higher on a daily basis — amidst lows in volatility and grandeuer everywhere around us.
Men like this need to be stopped. His home should be raided, property repossessed, and he should be physically removed from society.
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Yes, he is retarded.
Btw, the Mooch is out. Long live the Mooch.
Scaramucci is out dumbshits.
Gonna do a Mooch piece next. First, I’ll go get a VEGAN sandwich.
BRB.
Damn Fly, you’re serious about the vegan lifestyle? Is this going to be like, a Seinfeld episode or will it be a reality show?
I’ve never felt better. I am the most stubborn person you’ll meet, when I make up my mind. Since I’ve ditched dairy and meat, I feel better, more energy, less hungry.
That feeling won’t last long. Soon your brain will start craving ribeye, cheese, and bacon!
You do not understand how my brain works. I will never eat that stuff again.
Dr. Fly with all due respect, I went on an Atkins diet and remembered craving for lettuce and vegetables! #justsayin
I mean you also said youd never drink coffee… or buy stocks. js
I can’t stop laughing. Oh my God, where is the fucking Situation to run this Press Corps when you need him?
Write a “sober” piece where you get “real” and talk about how you really don’t actually completely delight in the chaos of our government and culture, that repeatedly jumping on and of the Trump bandwagon is merely a product of your genius observation that the entrenched political elite deserve a good, cyclical cleanse, all for the good of our nation of course.
Who do you think leaked the news to the failing new york times?
MOOOOCH LMAO. No Chaos. Nope.
His marriage is saved now,no?
What was over under on mooch
Gen. Kelly fragged his ass.
You got that right.
I’ve never understood this argument. You can price it in potatoes if you want. Then you’d just be commenting on the price of potatoes.