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Heavy Construction, Engineering Stocks Lead the Way in Celebration of the Prospective Southern Border Wall

Before I get into stocks, here’s a question for you. Let’s say we build a border wall and spend $10b doing it. Would it be plausible for the next President, possibly a democrat, to the tear it down as one of his campaign pledges? I can totally see demotards rallying behind something as studpid as that.

After all, the wall would be keeping illegals out. If we tore the fucker down it would only guarantee illegal entry into this country.

On the news that Trump is going to start building the wall, construction and engineering stocks are lifting off. There are the obvious winners, like steel, Zinc, and $CAT; but, rest assured, there will be many other winners, plenty that aren’t being priced in yet.

Why don’t you manlets prove your worth here every once in awhile and offer some sound feedback on the stocks I’m about to feature below.
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I know most of you fuckers just want to lazily look at charts and play Marvin the Mind Reader, pretending that you have some special intuitive gift. The moment you accept that you’re not special and need to work hard in order to succeed is when you’ll find your path to success.

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The Unquantifiable Animal Spirits Have Been Released

Been doing this a long time.

I took a break last year and all of you Tradershills nearly had a stroke. Here I am crushing it again, heavily long nuclear energy stocks and there’s nothing but crickets from the peanut gallery.

In less than a week in office, President Trump has done more to advance American interests than Obama did in 8 years. Come to think of it, Barry did literally nothing meaningful, other than help ISIS form into fucking vultron and destroy the Middle East.

Look you, there’s a real man in the White House now and he isn’t interested in your faggot brand of social justice politics. America has a manifest destiny with greatness, which will be priced into the markets.

I’ll say it again, until you hear me. We haven’t had a strong bull run since 2012. Last year was shit, up until Election Day. That’s not what we want.

What Trump is doing now will unleash the barbarous animal instincts in all true American men. Stocks will be bought. Beers will be consumed. Cocaine fairy dust will be readily deployed. Everything you wanted to come true shall be granted.

Dow 20,000 looms and the engine of prosperity is being revved up — and it will resonate far and wide amongst the people — ushering in a new era of American led excellence.

UPDATE: A live and historic shot of the Dow reaching 20k. Behold.

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Trump Calls For Major Investigation Into Voter Fraud

Well, the Russians couldn’t have committed voter fraud. That would require actually tampering at the polls.

No voter fraud is readily and widely committed by shills who shouldn’t be voting, like illegal immigrants and dead people.

Ergo, after Trump cleans up the voting fraud issue that everyone suspects is rampant, the democrats stand to lose millions of votes during the next election.

Trump said he was going to call for a major investigation into voter fraud today.

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There’s all sorts of bro facts out there, pointing to voter fraud villains. Without a proper investigation, it’s all speculation, frankly. All Americans should look forward to this investigation and hopefully it will pave the way for voter identification requirements at the booth.

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Talk Radio Host, Dr. Michael Savage, Goes on Epic Rant Over DNC Candidate Sally Boynton Brown and Anti-White Democrats

In response to  poor Sally Boynton Brown’s anti-white rhetoric, who is vying for leadership of the DNC by promising to shut her fellow white people down, Dr. Michael Savage offered poignant commentary — hearkening back to when Amy Biehl was killed by S. African retrogrades —  bridging the two anti-white women together by describing them as being afflicted by an acute mental malady — bordering on self-immolation.

Listen to the clip. I promise you it’s worth your time.

As a party trying to govern all Americans, one has to theorize the democrats are merely pandering to demographic trends — hoping to solidify their standing with latinos and black Americans — by casting hideous aspersions and division in white communities — attempting to marginalize them — in an effort to secure long term power over the American economy and military apparatus.

This is purposeful, deceitful and hateful policies — directed by them, employing identity politics and fomenting discord in people from an early age — using Hollywood and media as channels to direct their propaganda, so that they could profit from it when the scales tip in favor of their voting block.

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BREAKING NEWS FROM THE PRESIDENT’S DESK: Get Your Shit Together Chicago, CNN is FAKE NEWS, We’re Gonna Build a Wall

In a series of tweets over the past 30 minutes, President Trump laid into the city of Chicago for its barbarism in killing each other like savage beasts. He congratulated Fox News for their inauguration ratings, while maligning the efforts of CNN — dubbing them FAKE NEWS. And, lastly, he reminded everyone, especially the globalist shills on the left, that tomorrow is a big day. Amongst things to discuss is the construction of a glorious and vast southern border wall,  which will be designed to keep our drugs and rapists — amongst other unsavory elements of the Mexican nation.

 

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EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE: Trump to Sign Several Decrees Restricting Immigration From Middle East Countries

In an effort to avoid becoming Sweden, President Trump is expected to sign several executive orders, sometime this week, which will restrict immigration into the U.S. from nations rich and replete with jihadis wholly interested in committing heinous acts of terror and/or impose theocratic rule over an otherwise very liberal and free thinking America.

According to Reuters, the nations on Trump’s blacklist includes Iraq, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Syria and Yemen. Noticeably missing from this list is the number one state sponsor of terrorism, Saudi Arabia.

According to the MPI, the immigrant population from MENA in America has nearly doubled since 2000.

Here is the geographic distribution of MENA migrants throughout America.
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President Trump Continues to Troll the Left Over Inaugural Crowd Size

For reasons beyond the scope of rational thinking, during confirmation hearings today for The Office of Management and Budget, Senator Jeff Merkley, shill from Oregon, produced a photograph from Obama’s 2008 inauguration and compared it to a sparsely populated Trump one — which was taken in the morning before the crowd had filled in, and asked Mick Mulvaney which crowd size was larger.

Much to the delight of the chimped out media on the left, Mulvaney said Obama’s crowd appeared to look larger.

Ben Wehl from Politico was practically masturbating to the thought of Obama’s crowd size in an article published today about the ordeal.

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Alas, Trump, the consummate troller in Chief that he is, had to fuck with them — twisting the knife inside of their soulless bodies — ever so slowly, divinely, taking to Twitter to thank a photographer for sending him a picture of the inauguration — which clearly showed a much larger crowd than the one being shilled around by the media-fags.

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The media’s response to being checkmated in such a glorious fashion was to nitpick over a small oversight by the photographer.
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Shills have to shill. They haven’t a choice.

Can we simply get this behind us, for the sake of unity, and admit that Trump did, indeed, have a much larger crowd than Obama?

Thank you.

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I’VE GOT GARBAGE BAGS FILLED WITH COCAINE: DOW 20,000 HERE WE COME

When I started trading stocks and making your annual salary in a day, you were in school, like little bitches, trying to figure out who to sit near during lunch.

The effervescent run that you see in stocks now is actually based on something tangible, not just your imaginary friend’s opinion or a few fucking lines you scribbled on a chart. The renaissance that we’re entering into could’ve been enjoyed 4 years ago — but we had a lunatic President in office who was, quite literally, trying to hurt America.

Naturally, you’ll never admit that to yourself, because you’re either too stupid or vapid to possess that level of self awareness. Some of you may never become ‘enlightened’, and will live out the rest of your days, dimly, and without purpose or culture — because your genetic makeup is one of a lesser quality. You anger very easily and believe the world owes you something. But it doesn’t.

Stocks are careening higher and your skepticism for anything good and honorable is leading you down a wrong path.

Follow the radioactive fallout to success. Embrace the fact that the God Emperor, Donald J. Trump, is truly interested in childish milestones, like collecting his 10th billion and seeing the Dow Jones achieve 20,000 and then 30,000 under his watch.

Sell offs are par for the course. But the path of least resistance is higher…much higher, which is why I’ve got this gigantic garbage bag filled with cocaine — ready to shower everyone with the fairy dust of the Gods.

Top picks: $UEC, $URG, $HBM, $CLF and $TECK.

Fuck off and out.

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CLEANED HOUSE: I’m All Trump’d on Infrastructure

I got bored of my positions, so I sold most of them — even the horrendous $DRYS — whose decline was beginning to become humorous and entertaining to me.

Some were winners, others vulgar losers. Long story short, 30% of my account is in a uranium penny stock, $UEC. The rest is just pagentry.

Nevertheless, I added two new names to the mix: $CLF and $TECK.

I want exposure to both coking coal, for the production of steel, and also zinc. Both should benefit bigly under a Trumponion infrastructure project, rebuilding all of the rot and waste in this country.

In short, I have just five positions now, all very aggressive, indicative of my personality type.

Due to the collapse of DRYS and underperformance of several of my other former holdings, my year to date gains have been sheeved from +12% to +7%. No worries, I fully intend to make wild dick swinging, Herculean, gains this year.

Broad scheme: infrastructure
Narrow theme: uranium and zinc

We’re just getting started.

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Candidate for DNC Head, Sally Boynton Brown, Promises to Shut White People Up

I can really lay into old Sally if I wanted to, discuss the drunken stupid state of the Democratic Party — which is on a quest of suicide, utterly disconnected from rational thinking, but I won’t. I’ve concluded long ago, the majority of democratic activists, like Sally, are mentally ill.

Just like the church attracts pedohpiles and the Middle East is wrought with savage swine, the Democratic Party is festooned with intolerant rats — always up to no good.

Here’s one of the finalists for DNC head, spewing racism against white people, her own race no less.

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