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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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The Unquantifiable Animal Spirits Have Been Released

Been doing this a long time.

I took a break last year and all of you Tradershills nearly had a stroke. Here I am crushing it again, heavily long nuclear energy stocks and there’s nothing but crickets from the peanut gallery.

In less than a week in office, President Trump has done more to advance American interests than Obama did in 8 years. Come to think of it, Barry did literally nothing meaningful, other than help ISIS form into fucking vultron and destroy the Middle East.

Look you, there’s a real man in the White House now and he isn’t interested in your faggot brand of social justice politics. America has a manifest destiny with greatness, which will be priced into the markets.

I’ll say it again, until you hear me. We haven’t had a strong bull run since 2012. Last year was shit, up until Election Day. That’s not what we want.

What Trump is doing now will unleash the barbarous animal instincts in all true American men. Stocks will be bought. Beers will be consumed. Cocaine fairy dust will be readily deployed. Everything you wanted to come true shall be granted.

Dow 20,000 looms and the engine of prosperity is being revved up — and it will resonate far and wide amongst the people — ushering in a new era of American led excellence.

UPDATE: A live and historic shot of the Dow reaching 20k. Behold.

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15 comments

  1. hattery

    20k

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  2. shmeet

    Well done boys

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  3. matt_bear

    i’m popping a champagne cork at your face, with prejudice today.

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  4. fulltimegrindfulltimeshine
    fulltimegrindfulltimeshine

    FLY: as you know with you on UEC from day one – is this a multi-year hold or are you/we all looking for a certain price before the risks outweigh the rewards. Any thoughts you can provide would be greatly appreciated. I know you dont have a crystal ball. I am now a member of Exodus but I haven’t seen anything more specific on this. Thanks in advance.

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  5. TheBigRagu

    CNN losing their shit again this morning. Can’t complain fast enough.

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  6. peso trader

    “Vote for Pedro and all your wildest dreams will come true.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEJFWoAVJz4

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  7. awanka

    My contact list is only filled with ladies of the night. There is a DOW 20,000 hat stuck to my brow. My eyes are bloodshot. And of course my face is covered in the beautiful white powder. I am rabid, Mr. Fly!

    Make Wall Street great again.

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  8. michael

    *Voltron, not vultron.

    Otherwise, very well said.

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  9. cancel19

    BTW Dr. Fly, kudos to you for that caricature of Randy Savage!

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