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Shares of $QCOM Annihilated on $AAPL Lawsuit Revelation

The stock was doing okay, up until the negative Nellies from CLSA had to issue their Debbie Downer of a note — basically calling for catastrophe.

Apple is suing Qualcomm for a billion dollars — claiming they ripped the off in South Korea. Not a big deal, right?

Surprise! Wrong.

CLSA:

“While the merits of AAPL’s suit are unclear, the very fact that AAPL chose this path, and the enormous risk to QCOM’s business model that it presents, is too much to ignore. AAPL’s reputation as a fierce litigator means this isn’t likely to be resolved quickly, and since AAPL represents about 25% of QCOM’s licensing revenue, AAPL has a lot of leverage in the meantime. We continue to believe QCOM is attractively valued assuming its licensing model remains unscathed, but we feel that we will be able to reassess our view once this issue is fully resolved.”

And on that news, shares of $QCOM have been McClown-raped.

Here are some other meaningless comments from our analyst community.
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Trump Morning Presser: Massive Tax and Regulations Cuts Coming

What’s not to like about this? Even the craziest bat shit person out there loathes paying taxes. Am I right? Or do you enjoy contributing to the national budget, so that we might order more drones to target ‘dissidents’?

Trump, in a morning presser, committed to lowering taxes to 15-20% and slashing regulations across the board.

In another clip he said he’d fuck any company even thinking about moving their factory overseas — with a massive border tax.

Are we living in the Twilight Zone? Is the President actually defending American jobs and not shilling for globalist scum?

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Parasitic Hedge Fund Industry Surpasses $3 Trillion in Assets for First Time Ever

God I do not miss managing money. Truth be told, there’s a ridiculous amount of money to be made using others people’s money; but there’s a cost to that. Most of the money managers that I know are parasitic, blackguardly, talking potatoes.

Stock brokers are the absolute worse, hog butchers and racalcitrant salesmen whose entire lives are committed to the art of convincing someone else to retain their services. The best money you could make is in sales. But, like I said, there’s a cost — your fucking soul.

Nevertheless, good news for the frog faces high off cocaine: assets under management passed $3 trillion for the first time ever, in America’s beloved hedge fund industry. I anticipate their mode of living to increase in both vigor and tenacity, as a result.

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We all look forward to the leaders of this wondrous industry to offer us didactic lessons in how to make money in stocks — as we endure in the milieux of traders and self directed ‘investors’ in rather meaningless and pointless exhibitions in futility.

It’s worth noting, outflows exceeded $70b in the hedge fund industry last year and only passed $3t thanks to the late year Trump rally.

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Treasuries Besieged by ‘Idiot Money’: Record Shorts in Treasuries Paint an Ominous Picture for Bond Bears

As some of you might recall, in December of 2015, I went long treasuries, due to my belief that negative interest rates would wreak havoc across the investment landscape — bringing with it a deflationary vortex that would consume all whole — especially equity holders. For the better part of 2016, this was the single best trade to be in — and I had it before anyone deemed it to be fashionable.

Then the elections came and a gigantic Trump induced squeeze commenced — helping rout bonds and buoy equities in record fashion. Looking back on that rally, it was a fucking month — literally nothing in the big scheme of things. Should bonds rally again, recapturing some of its former glory, no one will remember the faux inflation days of November-January — post Hillary annihilation.

Looking at the bond trade, it’s ripe for a reversion to the mean. After all, the most reprehensible people around, pavement apes and the like, are short bonds. These are the ‘Fast Money’ people — the same lads who bought mortgage bonds in 2007 and dot com hand grenades in the spring of 2000.

Via CFTC:

The amount of speculators’ bearish, or short, positions in
10-year Treasury futures exceeded bullish, or long, positions by
394,689 contracts on Jan. 10, according to the CFTC’s latest
Commitments of Traders data.

A week earlier, speculators held 344,931 net short positions
in 10-year T-note futures.

Net shorts in five-year T-note futures and Eurodollar
futures among speculators also climbed to record highs in the
latest week, while speculative T-bond net shorts rose to their
highest level since March 2012, according to CFTC data.

Net shorts in federal funds futures among speculators rose
to their highest since August 2015.

The rise in net shorts among these futures contracts
suggested this group of market participants believes bond prices
will resume their fall despite their rebound since mid-December.

Juxtaposing short data with actual yield action, proves, in fact, that the shorts are literally pavement apes — idiots devoid of reason — slaves to the basest instincts that require zero thinking. These are horrible people.

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Yields on the 5 year treasury have doubled since our glorious leader, Donald J. Trump, seized power, to 1.94%. Short contracts now outstrip longs by a record 1.1 million — making this Tower of Pisa trade indelibly lopsided.

In the end, “real money always wins,” said Tom di Galoma, the managing director of government trading and strategy at Seaport Global Holdings. “Speculators tend to get taken out. We’ve seen this occur several times in the last 10 to 15 years, where everybody thinks rates are too low.”

A shift back into Treasuries may already be starting. Fixed-income managers who oversee a combined $225 billion held 24.7 percent of their assets in U.S. government debt in the week through Jan. 17, according to Stone & McCarthy Research Associates client survey. That’s higher than the average of 24.2 percent in 2016.

However, signs of even a slightly more aggressive Fed can still make the bearish trades worthwhile. Last week, Fed Chair Janet Yellen said rates could rise “a few times a year” from now through 2019. That caused five-year yields to soar by the most since the central bank raised rates Dec. 14.

In the past, the Fed has been notorious for being too confident about growth and the pace of rate increases. Jason Evans, co-founder of hedge fund NineAlpha Capital LP and the former head of U.S. government bond trading at Deutsche Bank AG, believes this time the central bank will stick to its projections and lift rates three times in 2017.

“It’s understandable that there’s going to be a little ebb and flow,” said Evans, who said his firm put on short positions this month. Even so, “we’ll have higher yields later this year. We at least know the direction we’re heading in.”

The expectations for the Federal Reserve is for 3 hikes in 2017, then more in 2018. However, that hope is predicated on economic growth expansion — which cannot happen without the cooperation from a Congress who has only, at this time, approved 2 of Trump’s 21 cabinet appointees and appear to be ready to fight him, tooth and nail, every step of the way. Couple that with the fact that the dollar is at 14 year highs and the cost to borrow funds has spiked, dramatically, since election day — making Trump’s fiscal dreams increasingly difficult to attain, I think it’s fair to say higher rates isn’t a foregone conclusion.

I am long zeroes, via $ZROZ.

 

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Good News: FOXCONN Slave Factories Are Coming to America

If this is China’s way in trying to placate President Trump, with slave factory jobs, taking the place of American manufacturers who hold themselves to higher standards, they’re in for a rude awaking.

NIKKEI is reporting that FOXCONN, home of the factory suicide net, is interested in investing $7b in a plant that will make Apple products, which will create 30-50k jobs.

Source: Bloomberg

Foxconn Technology Group Chairman Terry Gou told reporters in Taipei the company is considering a joint investment with Apple Inc. for a display manufacturing facility in the U.S., according to a report by the Nikkei Asian Review.

The facility would cost more than $7 billion and may create an eventual 30,000 to 50,000 jobs, the publication cited Gou as saying. The rising demand for larger displays makes domestic U.S. production a better solution than shipping from China and “Apple is willing to invest in the facility together because they need the (panels) as well,” he said. Apple didn’t immediately respond Sunday to a Bloomberg News request for comment.

Foxconn, also known as Hon Hai Precision Industry Co., is also planning a new molding facility in the U.S., possibly in Pennsylvania, Nikkei reported. Separately, Smart Technologies, a Foxconn-controlled interactive display company in Canada, may move to the U.S. in light of President Donald Trump’s indication he may seek to alter terms of the North American Free Trade Agreement, Nikkei reported Gou as saying.

Gou said he sees American protectionism as “inevitable” while questioning whether U.S. consumers will be willing to pay much higher prices for equipment of equal quality, according to Nikkei. The publication said Gou spoke to reporters after Foxconn’s holiday party in the Nankang district of Taipei.

We need these jobs like we need a hole in the head. Nice try Tim Cook.

Try again.

As for FOXCONN’s management of their employees: it is reprehensible and it hearkens back to the Victorian era, before we gave a shit about human life.

Via WSJ

In years past, these workers said, Foxconn would make liberal use of overtime to ensure that assembly lines were fully staffed. But they say Foxconn has now shifted tactics in some units, and is allowing only workers who can recruit another worker to be eligible for overtime. They say this creates hardships for those who can’t find recruits, as without overtime wages are barely enough to live on.

“This was not that much a problem in previous years, when lots of people wanted to work at Foxconn,” said one Foxconn employee who worked in recruitment. “But everyone knows now that the work doesn’t pay. It is hard to recruit your friends.”

Without overtime pay, Foxconn assembly line workers take home around 1,400 yuan ($211) a month after deductions for expenses including food and housing, workers said. Overtime hours can double that, but even then pay is less than the 5,000 yuan or more that they earned a few years ago during the iPhone’s boom, they say.

Workers said that among their colleagues who can’t convince a friend to join, it has become common to pay a stranger 200 yuan to work temporarily in order to qualify for overtime.

“It is a pressure for workers, especially those with families,” said a 26-year-old worker surnamed Zhao. “If you can’t get overtime hours, you barely earn anything.”

Since 2010, there have been at least 25 suicides at FOXCONN. But as you could imagine in China’s state run media, many have not been reported. That number is low.

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Trump to Renegotiate NAFTA with Mexico and Canada

The days of the American homeowner competing against the Mexican guy living in a cardboard shack made from garbage is coming to an end — God willing. While no one deserves to live in cardboard shacks made from garbage, it is not the burden of the American people to uplift the lifestyles of the Mexican people. If Mexico is unable to do that, they should permit our armies to take control of their cities and properly build their economies the way Alexander Hamilton intended.

source: Reuters/Bloomberg

U.S. President Donald Trump said on Sunday he plans talks soon with the leaders of Canada and Mexico to begin renegotiating the North American Free Trade Agreement.

“We will be starting negotiations having to do with NAFTA,” Trump said at a swearing-in ceremony for his top White House advisers. “We are going to start renegotiating on NAFTA, on immigration and on security at the border.”

Trump pledged during his presidential campaign that if elected he would renegotiate the NAFTA trade pact to provide more favorable terms to the United States.

NAFTA, which took effect in 1994, and other trade deals became lightning rods for voter anger in the U.S. industrial heartland states that swept Trump to power this month.

Trump has said little about what improvements he wants, apart from halting the migration of U.S. factories and jobs to Mexico.
Since winning the Nov. 8 election, Trump has singled out and threatened to impose tariffs on U.S. companies that move any production to Mexico.

He has also intends to build a wall along the U.S. southern border to deter illegal immigration and insisted that Mexico will pay for it.

“We must protect our borders from the ravages of other countries making our products, stealing our companies, and destroying our jobs. Protection will lead to great prosperity and strength,” Trump said in Friday’s inaugural address.

This, of course, is bound to have massive ramifications on U.S. equity markets — which have done nothing but ignore Trump and the seriousness of his massive policy changes. For those of you who are too young to remember, there was once a man named Ross Perot (Presidential run 1992) who warned us about NAFTA and how it wreak havoc across the American industrial landscape.

Here is an article published by the NY Times in 2003, after 10 years of NAFTA.

The pain, he said, is concentrated in places like the Midwest, where manufacturing jobs have been lost to Mexico and Canada, and now to China. ”Nafta-related job loss and lower income may be small, but the echo is very large because of all the other jobs lost to globalization,” he said. ”Nafta is the symbol for all of that pain.”

”It has definitely created export-related job growth,” said Bill Richardson, the governor of New Mexico. As the Democratic whip, he helped pushed through passage of Nafta in the House.

”On the whole Nafta’s been a plus, but still, with a lot of alarmingly bad follow-up on commitments made on the border,” he said. Promises to protect workers’ rights and the environment have ”failed alarmingly.” So have pledges to close the economic gap between the United States and Mexico.

”The whole idea that Nafta would create jobs on the Mexican side and thus deter immigration has just been dead wrong,” he said. ”That was oversold.”

”We’re the losers,” said Bonnie Long, one of at least half a million American manufacturing workers who lost their jobs due to Nafta, despite the surge in trade. ”We lost our health care, our living wages. The winners are the corporate executives who don’t even live here and can locate their factories wherever they find the cheapest labor.”

Chester F. Dobis, speaker pro tem of the Indiana House of Representatives, held four meetings this year around the state to gauge feelings toward free trade. Mr. Dobis, a Democrat from Merrillville, said he had thought the only problems would be in his own district, a steel-producing region.

”Boy, was I wrong,” he said. ”These trade pacts have had a devastating effect on every part of the state. The companies deserted Indiana for Mexico a couple of years ago and now they’re heading for China.”

The warning signs were there and evident. Our politicians knew, but did not care enough to do anything about it.

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Chuck Todd Melts Down in Contemptuous Interview with Kelly Ann Conway

Chuck was given the ‘Large Marge‘ treatment, then sent on his way — after robotically repeating the same question over and over and over again. Chuck wanted to know why Sean Spicer LIED to the American people about the inaugural crowd size. It was such an important question, he felt, quite frankly, it deserved 15 separate questions over a period of 13 minutes. It’s almost as if George Soros himself had hacked into Chuck Todd’s little brain to program him to only have one thing to ask Kelly Ann.

After Conway answered the question, for the 10th time, he asked it again. This went on during the whole interview, exposing his hard biases against Trump — which was used by Conway in a public admonishment so embarrassing and humiliating, Chuck might as well sign up for penis removal ‘treatment’, in order to better fit in with his fierce and zesty female cohorts in the media.

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In Speech to the CIA, Trump Offers to Build Them a Room Without Columns: ‘Do You Understand That?’

At the end of Trump’s speech to a room filled with 400 employees of the CIA, Trump said, rather cryptically, that maybe he’d build them a bigger room ‘by someone who knows how to build and we won’t have columns, do you understand that?’


Here is the full speech.

For those of you who are fucking retards and haven’t the slightest clue what that could mean, I suggest you read up on the fifth column theories — which are essentially the existence of a shadow government.

A fifth column is any group of people who undermine a larger group—such as a nation or a besieged city—from within, usually in favor of an enemy group or nation. The activities of a fifth column can be overt or clandestine. Forces gathered in secret can mobilize openly to assist an external attack. This term is also extended to organized actions by military personnel. Clandestine fifth column activities can involve acts of sabotage, disinformation, or espionage executed within defense lines by secret sympathizers with an external force.

Indeed. A new room, built by a capable architect, without columns, sounds awfully good to me.

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