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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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I’VE GOT GARBAGE BAGS FILLED WITH COCAINE: DOW 20,000 HERE WE COME

When I started trading stocks and making your annual salary in a day, you were in school, like little bitches, trying to figure out who to sit near during lunch.

The effervescent run that you see in stocks now is actually based on something tangible, not just your imaginary friend’s opinion or a few fucking lines you scribbled on a chart. The renaissance that we’re entering into could’ve been enjoyed 4 years ago — but we had a lunatic President in office who was, quite literally, trying to hurt America.

Naturally, you’ll never admit that to yourself, because you’re either too stupid or vapid to possess that level of self awareness. Some of you may never become ‘enlightened’, and will live out the rest of your days, dimly, and without purpose or culture — because your genetic makeup is one of a lesser quality. You anger very easily and believe the world owes you something. But it doesn’t.

Stocks are careening higher and your skepticism for anything good and honorable is leading you down a wrong path.

Follow the radioactive fallout to success. Embrace the fact that the God Emperor, Donald J. Trump, is truly interested in childish milestones, like collecting his 10th billion and seeing the Dow Jones achieve 20,000 and then 30,000 under his watch.

Sell offs are par for the course. But the path of least resistance is higher…much higher, which is why I’ve got this gigantic garbage bag filled with cocaine — ready to shower everyone with the fairy dust of the Gods.

Top picks: $UEC, $URG, $HBM, $CLF and $TECK.

Fuck off and out.

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30 comments

  1. helicopter ben

    Does “the wife” approve of the garbage bag cocaine?

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    • Dr. Fly

      It doesn’t matter what she approves or doesn’t approve. I am an unstoppable force.

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    • cancel19

      It is completely obvious that Dr. Fly wears the pants in his wholesome American household! Unlike the pussy whipped “stay at home dads” beta males dog shit lazy assholes.

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  2. it is showtime

    Showtime Has Added A New Short

    there will be another push, there wont be another leg
    i regretted not having this in my lineup, it’s now there
    the fall will come, showtime adds tza

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  3. ericbakerbruce

    Although I despised Obama as President, as a man and as a human being, was not the market up 225% or so during his 8 years?

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    • Dr. Fly

      The market came off Spy 666. Only a submental retard couldn’t do well off that base.

      He did it via central bank rigging and debt on brainless projects. What Trump is doing is releasing the animal spirits.

      The better question you should ask yourself is when was the last time the market truly had a great year under Barry?

      2012?

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    • cancel19

      Eric? The Bernanke did all of the heavy lifting to support the Commie worthless POS, make America weak now, Islamic globalist!

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  4. john_galt

    After DOW hit 20K you will be definitively holding bags of shit if you keep on that path.

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  5. aflow90

    Fly, are you really delusional enough to believe that your savior, our lord of cheese and rice, DJT, is actually worth $10 billion?

    That is absolutely laughable.

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    • infinitezuul

      Hi,

      I believe that your comment is fake news, so, I clicked the fake news button.

      Sincerely,

      infinitezuul

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    • Dr. Fly

      I don’t think I know anything about his net worth, since I’m not his accountant.

      I do know his crowd size was bigger.

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      • doughjadank

        He has tremendous crowd size.

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        • metalleg

          Melania does seem happy.

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          • jonnybegood2

            LOL. she does seem like a tortured sole. I suppose he spends too much time most nights trying to wrap those tiny fingers around his huge 9D chess pieces. If only he had half the class and empathy of his wife and daughter.

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  6. infinitezuul

    This is an excellent post.

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    • infinitezuul

      I agree we are going much, much higher. We haven’t seen decadence yet. Decadence is a cigarette boat to some area much higher. Short gold for that reason.

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  7. derp

    I just bought into URG and HBM today. I’ll add to my positions and to UEC tomorrow. Bring it, bitches.

    Have you looked at both classes of Under Armor. Kevin Plank is throwing millions into R&D. That’s a lot of little faggots in training their libtard parents will have to buy sports equipment for. I’ll give you good odds he gets the NFL jersey contract. The Nike deal is up this year. Nike is for queers.

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    • infinitezuul

      Hillary got a blood transfusion today. Fake news or real news?

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    • derp

      It’s not a lie. Think about all the hookers and drug dealers these construction workers will need access to. Jobs, you worthless motherfucker.

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  8. dmfracer

    Having a president that is pro American business can o Lu be derailed by a jackass Fed. Until that donkey starts kicks me I’m long and bullish as a mother fucker.

    My trading account now at +40% year to date. Buy the dips. Relax at the beach.

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  9. awanka

    Make Wall Street great again.

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  10. ironbird

    Where are all the bleeding butthurts screaming President Trump is a Republican now. Fucking jackoffs. We will spend til morale improves in these fucking United Steaks. Sorry libtards Saudi Arabia can go suck a climate change camel cock then give you a YUGE beautiful kiss.

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