I woke up to sheer nonsense this morning and that trend seemed to carry on through the day. Ludicrous plans were set in front of me, ideas that resembled nonsensical rabble–concocted by a crazy person. Normally, I fight lunacy tooth and nail. But, today, for whatever reason, I acquiesced.
I ended up driving Mrs. Fly & co. to the beach, knowing full well that the beach is an insane idea at 60 degrees inland, which translates to 45-50 degrees near the water. Mind you, the beach wasn’t for any human being–but for the fucking dog. I periscoped three videos of me walking the dog into the frigid waters. My day ended up at some greasy spoon eatery, where I shoveled greasy shit into my mouth, all the while double parked in my $85k vehicle.
Sometimes it’s important to allow people to make idiotic mistakes, in order to ensure dominance in the affairs of scheduling. Unfortunately for me, this will never happen and I can never cede control of the calendar. The struggle, gentlemen, is real.
So now I am back in my home office, perusing emails and getting ready for the final batch of Exodus beta trial invites. I have big plans for Exodus. Like I said, we’ve assembled a sales team to pursue RIAs and wealth managers. Any and all referrals are welcomed. Hit me up at [email protected].
Moving on, I am electing to eat nothing but greek yogurt for the next 16 hours, after today’s “meal.” My dog smells like a fucking sea monster and I have sand in my socks.
FML
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Maybe you got in some sand sprints?
no. It was cold as shit.
first 4 episodes of GOT leaked, all that matters
Wearing socks to the beach to walk your tiny white lap dog?
It’s 50 fucking degrees you god damned moron
I love a Bad Fly Day…..always produces his best work.
And plus, that is truly a horrific use of what could have been a Sunday.
I’ve always wondered who those folks were that head to the beach when it’s 50 degrees.
Probably should have experienced a sudden illness upon learning of the plans. Hindsight is a bitch.
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The Orient is ripping again tonight. How do you say Chinese 401k in English? “Burritos”. This move is happening like a egg roll filled with shark fins. Once a score years or so.
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“dog smells like a fucking sea monster” – CLASSIC!! Laughed my balls off.