NIGHTMARE ON FLY STREET
I can’t think of a worse position to be in, other than August of 2011. Back then, I saw all of my gains vanish and go negative by 8%, before making a miraculous comeback. Today’s market action wreaks of market top. It has all of the hallmarks of being the beginning of sheer fuckery, pain thrusted upon those who dared to go long near the highs.
As I write this missive, I am now down 2% for the day, a 7 fold increase in losses since I spoke with you last. This is the nascent stages of my demise. My gluttonous greed has led my astray, away from my own advice, fully exposing me to the turbulent winds of the Fall.
The winter is coming and I am outside playing ball in a tanked top and speedos, like a fucking true bastard.
49 Responses to NIGHTMARE ON FLY STREET
Be down for sure tomorrow, but there are bound to be some folks covering, thus setting up the squeeze.
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Brace yourselves. Fly is God.
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Time to cut Mrs. Fly’s per diem down to $1K.
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“The winter is coming and I am outside playing ball in a tanked top and speedos, like a fucking true bastard.”
Classic Fly, No?
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+1
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Well, for once i am on the right side of a trade in 2012, which is to say I have no trade on at all.
Fly what is your uncle point? 25% up?
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“tanked top” LOL…one wonders if you are also imbibing an extra large waffle cone of “iced cream”…
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Waffled cone
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Don’t be a victim of the moment Dr. Fly. Up 30% YTD and readers loyally eat out of your hands like pigeons. You are a stud (no homo) in real life and internet land.
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I felt bad about your losses until you mentioned running about in a speedo like some kind of Europeanish Bond villain.
Now I shall save my sympathy for your neighbors.
Good day, Sir.
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humm, come on in the waters fine.
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“The winter is coming and I am outside playing ball in a tanked top and speedos, like a fucking true bastard.”
Bad visual but why tanked top and not just speedos. Oh, and I picture pink. No Homo. LOL
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Where’s that dude who said he shorted $AAPL at Friday’s close?
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“The winter is coming and I am outside playing ball in a tanked top and speedos, like a fucking true bastard.” .. Briliant !!
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gimme some window dressing STAT
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(BRA may be a glutton for punishment)
$VXX TITS into the bell!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kjh9lQXLWk
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Seems a bit dramatic. Unlimited QE means wind at investors back!
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thank you
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Inverse ETF call options to hedge?
If the bankers want Romney, expect a lot of downside action between now and early November.
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I forgot how heavy the sewer grate is. Hopefully it doesn’t rain.
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we’ve heard this song and dance before… just when it appears the Fly is losing, he wins.
Remember what happened to Biff? He fucked with a guy with a time machine… Costanza is messing with the flux capacitor, but the Clam is riding shotgun..wanna fuck with that shit??
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Clam wants to keep his job. Romney said he’d fire him. We rally like a raped ape.
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Clam will just go back to teaching economics at Princeton.
He probably lives in Fly’s new neighborhood.
And if Fly wanted to he could probably sign up for the Clam’s Night Adult Education class in “Saving For Your Reirement”.
With comments like that TC, and I’m authorized to speak on such matters being that I am Captain of the V.Kingdom’s Royal Guard, we can place you in powerful position as a double agent.
Please cite this recommendation to the V.King immediately.
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You are comporting yourself with dignity, sir.
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… and don’t forget the European style handbag for men (2x no homo).
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OEW Daily Recap:
“Another look at the short term charts displays a three wave decline to SPX 1450, a rally to 1467, then another three wave decline to 1442. Both declines are exactly 25 points, for a total Intermediate wave iv decline of 33 points. The daily RSI ended slightly oversold today too. This pullback now meets our original minimum projections of a 30+ point pullback, and an oversold daily RSI. Should the OEW 1440 pivot range hold, (SPX 1433-1447), the bottom may be in for Int. wave iv.”
“Short term support is at the 1440 pivot and SPX 1422/27, with resistance at SPX 1463/64 and the 1499 pivot. Short term momentum ended the day quite oversold. The short term OEW charts now have a negative bias from SPX 1455.”
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Thanks Tea!
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If you lived out West tank tops and speedos are required winter wear.
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gay shit everywhere
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You clowns are doing more flip-flops than Willard Romney.
Before you all slash your wrists, look at the market behavior May 17 to May 29.
It is quite possible that Wednesday or Thursday will be a big up-day.
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Well……….I don’t know.
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Haven’t thought of this song in 15 years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMnbw-AM4VA
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Today I felt like a degenerate gambler tied to a fucking pole watching a brigade of men in wheeled chairs assemble before me, eagerly waiting to line up and give me a swift kick in the nut sack, one by one. I desperately need a band of monkeys, sporting powdered noses & led by the bearded clam, to swiftly whisk these fuckers away and roll them into a pit of hungry man eating wild boars!
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I am of the humble opinion that the lights are starting to come on in the heads of many investors. They now realize with great certainty that the Magic Clam has shot his last bullet and is out of ammo whilst staring at a thundering herd of deflationary facts cascading down the nearby hills toward him. They are coming to grips with the fact that there is no where to run, nothing to hide behind and little to do but wait to be pulverized into blood pudding and ground into the turf as so much fertilizer by the mighty hooves of market correction.
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Spot on. There is no more cocaine left. It’s time to face reality.
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NO MORE COCAINE?
Can’t be!
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I’m afraid so. The Market has two options. Sober up or move on to synthetic drugs.
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Clam prints up all the cocaine he wants.
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There’s no cocaine…
but plenty of OXY!
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Twitter says you blocked me. Real or memorex?
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Nevermind. I blocked Twitter, you’ll never find me there again.
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You’re an idiot and I have no idea what you speak of, so go away.
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Whatever. I hope you don’t have any Twitter stock.
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..Or ipo hopes. Point is, if you’re invested in Twitter, you are, in all likelihood, f*cked.
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“‘got it good” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLmt6i-hBY “Government man keep callin’ my house, keep talkin’ bout our owe, harassing my spouse…”
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Although, factoring the Yahoo elements, you may be okay for a couple years.
In the end, no one needs a social network manipulating the data we process and see while using their fascist product. And I am fed up with this mistreatment of account holders, personally.
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a href=http://ibankcoin.com/jakegint/2012/09/26/shut-up-and-get-in-the-unimog/>Stop all this kvetching and GET IN THE UNIMOG!!
I insist.
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Crap… one more time…
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