Entirely Fucked
There is no silver lining. You’re entirely fucked. Same here, pal, so don’t get uppity.
There is no need to offer platitudes and tell you ‘longer term, you’ll be okay.” No one gives a shit about the long term. We want our blow now and we want it white.
I love how people paint pigs all the time. “Don’t worry, after your open heart surgery, you’ll be in tip top shape.” Truth is, once your body is opened, you’re fucked. Besides, anyone undergoing open heart surgery is super-fucked for at least 3 months, debilitated by pain. There is no silver lining in that; you’re fucked pal.
If you don’t want to undergo open heart surgery, quit eating cheeseburgers you stupid shit. If you don’t want to feel the pain of the market’s knife twisting inside of your guts, quit investing like a fucking degenerate OTButtfucker.
In 6 months, everything will be great, or it won’t– right? You can listen to the so called “experts” littering the Twitter and Stocktwits streams; but most of those clowns can’t string 5 cogent sentences together, let alone bank fucking coin in the market every God damned year since the dot com bust. I am going to give it to you straight: we are entering a very dangerous place and seasonality begs to differ with the overall bullish theme playing down on Wall. It can turn on a dime, stuffing you clowns, firmly, into cannons–shot out into the Van Allen belt.
If we don’t move up soon, we’re going down hard for a month straight. It just might be a VXX HALLOWEEN, yet again. By that time, I’ll be collecting famous human heads and placing them on my mantle, as “conversation pieces.”
42 Responses to Entirely Fucked
I’m a vegan, who eats cheeseburgers anymore?
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Everyone from Stocktwits.
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True f*cking story.
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Afraid to curse you vegetable eating pussy?
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I’m like fucking RAMBO IN THE OFFICE!
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But you act like Mr. Rogers here.
99.9% of the people here won’t know what I am speaking about, so feel free to answer honestly.
Are you the Mr. Pink from yahoo messg boards?
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Mr. Pink works the actual board at Yahoo now, not the message boards.
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The_Real_Hmmm is the 1%. No, I’m the newer, improved version with about 8B less in capital.
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Mr. Pink is clearly Dan Loeb…
The_Fake_Dan_Loeb
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what a fucking shit show
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Can’t wait for that phrase to die out.
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Fuck, Fuck, Fuck.
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“And here is my famous Douglas Kass piece, captured on the Hamptons during the winter of 2012.”
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You’d make a great Bill the Butcher for Halloween.
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We’re going full jungle.
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plosser is at home drinking pink wine, feeling vindicated by a 20 point cave-in – why? because academics are megalomaniacs – this dude sure has done alot of consulting and studying to have gone down the path 3 times and suddenly have a change of heart – after all the fucking goodwill the central banks of this world have thrown at these economies, what we’re left with is whether or not confidence will return -
well i’ve got sour news for you, jack – confidence is returning, and this decline in oil is going to hasten it – so i’m not scared about some fed goofball “making poopoo” on over $12 trilly in fed bail-outs alone – in fact, he’s baiting the bears in for another round at the fun house -
come what may -
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fucked faces in wheeled chairs eating iced cream from waffled cones, FUCK!!!!
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in tanked tops
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I took a small bath today I’m out until Armageddon is over.
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I want to yell “OF COURSE” this is a top! but with all this fucking government intervention who the hell knows. All I know is some where, at some point, this is all going to end badly.
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Take a decade chart.
There are ONLY two times the S&P went above the current ceiling:
1) 9.11
and
2) 2008 Bail Out – Project QE?
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Of course the system is corrupt, and will one day implode. But, so what. Make coin any way you can. Be smart and don’t fight the fucking FED.
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guys on twitter can’t string together 5 cogent sentences? well thanks mr. obvious… there’s a 140 character limit!!
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Chivo annoys me. His face is fucked. His brain is small. Likely, his penis is too. I wish to be rid of him.
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His face is fucked.
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I’ve given back approximately 40K in 7 days with no fucking end in sight! Europe is down over 2% this morning. I feel like such a dumb fuck for not selling when the the market topped out last week, when I was tempted to. U.S. futures don’t look like they’re down very much yet but it’s hard to believe that they won’t fall a hole lot fucking more considering what’s happenning in Europe!
Even gold and siver looks fucked!
Where the fuck is my QE3 rally into the end of the year?
You’ve been bamboozled. Sold a buy one dollar get one free dream. There’s no rally friend. Pick up the TZA battle axe and make 80k in 3.5 days.
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Europe is just playing catch up.
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The first day of Cocaine withdrawal is always bad. VXX Tits as far as the eye can see.
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The freak-out-o-meter sure is ticking bullish.
Watch the dollah, then hollah. $80 on the DXY is about it for now.
Get in the UniMog.
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I’m not getting into no damned unimog, especially with you.
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Howabout with Arnold then?
“Get in the UniMog or be square.”
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Fly is pretty chatty this AM.
Back to the Dunkin Donuts coffee?
there is nothing wrong with red meat
dietary cholesterol doesn’t effect blood cholestorol
cheeseburgers are fine
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Nonsense. Cheeseburgers will kill you.
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I prefer my cheesed burgers to be of the bean variety.
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Your genes will kill you.
Stop fighting nature with all this New Age bullscheiss.
Next you’ll be telling us we’d better be wearing crystal necklaces.
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blood the buy
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It’s Yom Day, no one is supposed to trade, fuck, eat or drink soda-pop.
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Sell Rosh Hashanah, Buy Yom Kippur (give or take a few weeks).
A Merry Christmas requires an October Surprise of 1350 on the S&P and a VIX of 30.
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vote for mit yomny
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VXX tits for now..:/
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