There is no silver lining. You’re entirely fucked. Same here, pal, so don’t get uppity.
There is no need to offer platitudes and tell you ‘longer term, you’ll be okay.” No one gives a shit about the long term. We want our blow now and we want it white.
I love how people paint pigs all the time. “Don’t worry, after your open heart surgery, you’ll be in tip top shape.” Truth is, once your body is opened, you’re fucked. Besides, anyone undergoing open heart surgery is super-fucked for at least 3 months, debilitated by pain. There is no silver lining in that; you’re fucked pal.
If you don’t want to undergo open heart surgery, quit eating cheeseburgers you stupid shit. If you don’t want to feel the pain of the market’s knife twisting inside of your guts, quit investing like a fucking degenerate OTButtfucker.
In 6 months, everything will be great, or it won’t– right? You can listen to the so called “experts” littering the Twitter and Stocktwits streams; but most of those clowns can’t string 5 cogent sentences together, let alone bank fucking coin in the market every God damned year since the dot com bust. I am going to give it to you straight: we are entering a very dangerous place and seasonality begs to differ with the overall bullish theme playing down on Wall. It can turn on a dime, stuffing you clowns, firmly, into cannons–shot out into the Van Allen belt.
If we don’t move up soon, we’re going down hard for a month straight. It just might be a VXX HALLOWEEN, yet again. By that time, I’ll be collecting famous human heads and placing them on my mantle, as “conversation pieces.”