The only reason why I am voting for Romney is because I think the democrat clan is filled with pussies and jackasses. I don’t believe Romney can do better, from a stock market performance stand point. If you recall, George “dumb as fuck” Bush harpooned the economy with the very worst financial catastrophe since Hannibal laid siege on Rome. He obliterated shareholder equity to the point of comedy. The only thing that worked under Bush was SKF and 99 cents stores.
Obama got elected because he was cool and black. People were proud of themselves for transcending barbaric racism, by putting a community organizer at the helm. I voted for the O because I like to win. Therefore, when Barack won, I won.
Under Obama, the general economy has done nothing. However, the stock market, which is all I really care about, soared. Now some of you might think “The Fly” is being selfish and you are correct. I don’t give a shit about the factory worker in 0hio, not much less than the factory worker in 0hio cares about some asshole Wall Street guy like me. Don’t kid yourself, pal, life is all about self-preservation and kicking the next guy down a flight of stairs lined with german mustard.
Worst case scenario: Obama gets reelected and Bernanke runs the country for another 4 years. Oh, no, please stop that man from printing more money.
Are you people out of your fucking minds? We have it good now. Markets are easy and banks are lending money at absurdly low rates. Next thing you know, President Romney will appoint a hawk to the Fed– who will hike rates to 3%, sending the Dow down 3,000 fucking points.
Plainly, if it wasn’t for the pathetic nature of liberals and how dumb Biden is compared to chimpanzees, I’d vote for Obama again! However, that is not the case and Romney will have to do.