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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Boldly Not Giving a Shit

My largest positions are MDR, DECK and LULU. It’s been that way for a few weeks now and I do not reckon to change that. As a matter of fact, I reckon my luck is about to turn for the better, by a factor of 1 million.

I do not wish ill upon your explorations, only that you do worse than me.

My TZA position will be formed in tranches. Having just 33% of my money invested in this separate account (this is the last time I will speak of this out of respect for The PPT members), I want TZA to trade lower so that I may buy more.

The difference between you, and a person such as myself, is that you crave and clamour for the annihilation of the market, only because of your station in life. It’s the poisons in your brain that make you so miserable. Dark smoke and clouds of metal fill your dreams. You awake to dramatic Jeff Beal and Hans Zimmer soundtracks. You are quite the eager one to praise the mental illnesses of Chris Whalen, Jim Chanos and Rick Santelli, as you declare them to be “truthers”–when in fact they are nothing more than comic book villains, fucktards, easily dismissed while splashing the contents of a singular glass of brandy into the fire place for sport.

I am attempting to fine tune my art of investing like a Swiss time piece. You, on the other hand, are throwing shit against the wall because that’s how you are hard wired. This is my life’s work. There is much to be done and my skills are bound to increase, exponentially, as my experiments continue. I would not partake in such work if I didn’t know there was a secret, a holy grail of sorts, to successfully automating trades. Please do not dare compare the shit you call algorithms or screeners (think Trade-ideas) to what we are doing here at iBC.

In summary, today was not such a bad day after all. My stocks rallied back, as asshole dip buyers reasserted themselves into the fold. I am looking forward to a “fuck you, you’re dead” rally tomorrow. However, at the same token, I would not be surprised if dove onto beach rocks either.

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41 comments

  1. Craftsman

    Does Kwanzaa still exist?

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  2. Genghis Khan

    Still plan on raising prices next year?

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  3. Jay

    OK Fly I have heard enough from your fucktard fly buys. Where did all that gold and silver that you bought go. You have fooled many—–but not me. I would bet that your so called million dollar portfolio is down a lot more than what you claim. Rick Santelli is as good as it gets you stupid fuck. Thanks, but this is my last post. All of your so called followers have zero money in the game. Take care you fake fuck.

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo

      Banned?

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    • The Fly

      RICK SANTELLI is in need of a good dentist.

      I had no silver, Sir, other than the small EXK I purchased last week. I sold today for +8%.

      BANNED

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      • The Fly

        Here is where all that silver went:

        You wrote: 12/2/2011
        10:21 AM
        @ $11.71
        Edit | Delete
        “sold $EXK”

        QED

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        I was going to say BANNED but maybe we can keep Jay around for entertainment purposes.

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  4. Yogi & Boo Boo

    @Fly, nice add on the $GSVC.

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  5. Anton

    …And Philip Glass soundtracks.

    Gets the day rolling in an industrious way:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aG6c_1RkJ4

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  6. TJ

    Why does he talk to the readers like we are all below him but his work is below average. The worst is Scott Bleir, he thinks every time the market goes up its manipulated by the mystery hand. The funny thing is people actually subscribe to these services.

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  7. razorsedge

    wprt,

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  8. smokey

    you need to start embedding the classic movie Friday. Playing with my $ is like playing with my emotions” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWUGgcjihFY

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  9. Quint

    Love it when the DAX-tell trade does not work out for our markets…

    We are not Germany.

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  10. KCScott

    The “Pretty Girls” are getting banged hard. VMW pounded today

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  11. razorsedge

    humm, i would vote for rick santelli. i like his thoughts on america. what if instead of focusing on more taxes , we focused on how to use the money better. look at the medicare and medicade misuse and fraud, look at how much money we spend on schools and still produce idiots. we need to focus on what works. what if we took all trucks and converted to nat gas?(if oil were cheaper wouldnt it increase gdp) we have too much special interest, we should have more american interest. these r just a couple things rick santelli promotes.

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  12. Damon

    I can envision a “bang-bang, fuck you, you’re dead” rally tomorrow.

    Especially after the close today.

    Then again, I wouldn’t be surprised if we dove onto the jagged beach rocks and get large pieces of flesh ripped out of our abdomens,either.

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  13. jmcookjr

    Fuck a God-Damned Rick Santelli. He douches biweekly and has the utmost familiarity with florescent pink battery-operated ribbed dildos. He defines irrelevant. But they claim he can polish the meanest of knobs. I can’t call it.

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    • razorsedge

      do you have a constructive point? why do you say that? is this steve liesman?

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    • Quint

      Santelli used to be good. Then he got all political with the Tea Party and now his views are extremely tainted and much less worthwhile.

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      • Damon

        No doubt Santelli thinks his views are more important and worthwhile!

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      • Lesley Wexler

        Santelli is was and always will be a loudmouthed asshole in need of major dental as Fly as astutely observed. That he could have made millions off his tea party idea just shows what a stupid guy he really is.

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  14. JakeGint

    Do you want to have a Merry Christmas?

    Do you?

    You do?

    Well, then… there’ll be NO Merry Christmas Without Monstrous Santa!

    __________

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  15. The Big Red Bar

    It is time….. Time to weed out the bullshit artists and all the people who believe that books, movies and everything in life have happy endings…..Heed my warning, Life is not like 45 minutes in the Geisha house.

    Grab your shit, call your Ol’ Lady and pack up your Rug rats…………The Big Red Bar is here to fuck up your precious longs and piss on the happy ending of you sipping Pinot on the deck of your retreat in the Hamptons.

    More to Follow as I deem fit….The time has come.

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  16. Lesley Wexler

    why do fat chicks love neurotic little dogs? anybody catch Maria Bartiromo and her 4 pound Maltese? Dog was too cute for that lasgana fatass.

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  17. xmas3

    come on,you know you want to eat her taco

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