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Arggggggggh

Let me put it to you this way: I am in dumbfuck, USA, where disgusting creatures smoke cigarettes in their hotel rooms. Seeing that I may be homeless for the night, since I refuse to sleep in a room that stinks of cancer, I figured I’d take a gander at my stock portfolio.

Oh, lo and behold, that’s fucked too, as the oil, gold and silver complex melts the fuck down.

Pardon the interruption, but I have a hotel person to slap.

Be right back.

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22 comments

  1. Juiceyfruit

    oh

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  2. a yellow duck with a diamond ring
    a yellow duck with a diamond ring

    short TVIX back down to 35 with a stop at 52 = free money ?

    don’t do this or you will lose your house.

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  3. Peter

    this market is on expert mode. Newbs like me need to gtfo

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  4. checklist

    oh, gawd. the smoking room is not ok, not one bit ok.

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    • Mark

      And usually they try to bs you and say “nobody has been smoking in that room”. Like a non-smoker can’t smell it immediately.

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  5. MOOBS

    You could just leave a pork butt in the room while you conduct your daily business and come home to some delicious smoked meat. Welcome to the south!

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  6. carsony

    sold out today..made some gains, not as much as i would like, but it was green when i hit the sell button
    so i have peace with that.

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  7. Frog

    Fly, tell them about your asthma

    that shit is no joke

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  8. Billy Bob

    Welcome to the South… yeeeehawww

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  9. jimmie

    Completely agree with you and know your present grief.

    Stayed in hotel in Reno over the weekend while skiing in the area and while it was a no smoking room I still left the place with a stuffed nose and boogers the size of afghanistan coming out my beak.

    Totally gross and very uncomfortable. Smoking sucks donkey dicks

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  10. Thunderpup

    Be sure to lift the mattress to check for bedbugs!

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  11. Fly Leech

    I don’t get it. Why the hell would rumors of Gad-fly’s death cause them to go down? I would think it would be an indication of things getting worse, not better.

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    • alphadawgg

      …unless you believe democracy and change are breaking out into song.

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  12. MC Hammer's Pants

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

    stop hammer time…

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  13. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    GOOD GOD I AM BEING MURDERED

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  14. Quint

    What a surprise, a Thursday afternoon rally before mark-up Friday – I nailed this!

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  15. TraderCaddy

    Reminds me of the time I was in Southern Illinois with my son for a golf tournament.
    All rooms within a 50 mile radius were booked and although I was to get a non-smoking they stuck me with a smoking.
    Since the bathroom was the only part of the room that didn’t smell I slept in the bathtub.
    They did comp the room.
    And beware of checking in a h(m)otel in a small town where the check in process is done under a bullet proof window.
    Been there.

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    • go2mars

      Had my gas siphoned there. Orlando Florida. Bulletproof glass, barking chained attack dog which bit her kid while I was paying, sticky floors, and the best part… The eye patch scary looking towel guy. My wife called the front desk to have some less hairy towels delivered. The scary guy brought even hairier ones. She didn’t call back to complain. But we did have fun touring the Space Center, Disney, and a couple great water parks! We stayed at that sketchy place for 3 nights! (Gas only stolen 2 nights though and the second time I purposely only had $10 worth in the tank).

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  16. alphadawgg

    Fly,

    If you happen to be in Mississippi (just a guess), you obviously were not able in to check into the Four Seasons. Good luck with that hotel room, and only drink the bottled water.

    Alpha

    http://ppt.ibankcoin.com/?p=5131

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  17. JakeGint

    Fly — did I mention that NoCahlina is the biggest tobaccy state?

    You know where Erskine Caldwell’s Tobacco Road was, dontcha?

    There’s a town west of you… you may have heard of it on a cig pack? Winston -Salem?

    No Menthol, though.

    __________

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  18. Fly

    I booked a new hotel and it suits me fine. Only wretched
    Monsters stay in motels or any place that leads to the theft of gas from
    Tank.

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