iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Do Not Take Offense

Here on iBankCoin, we get a lot of traffic. Because of this traffic, coupled with my, shall we say “infectious” personality, people tend to lash out in fits of retarded clown-like rages. Due to this phenomenon, coupled with my disdain for people in general, I have banned more people here than any other blog on the internets. I am the North Korea of the blogosphere. Now, if you have been banned from iBankCoin and feel you have been wronged, all you need to do is apologize, sin no more, and you will be released from my internet prison, which is guarded by none other Mr. Greg Solomon. Do not take offense, small pleb, for I hate you and everyone else equally. May I offer a suggestion, in order to remedy the current situation?

Indeud.

Here at iBankCoin, we have lots of bloggers plugging away, offering sage advice for free—so that you may navigate the financial markets. Most of our bloggers are serious people, who have no desire to entertain the likes of you, due to your, shall we say “spasticly retarded demeanor.” However, we do have one blogger who loves your kind. His name is Jakob Gint, esq. Feel free to interact with Mr. Gint, at your leisure. Tell him Mr. The Fly sent you.

As for the markets:

We are OVERSOLD and should rebound. I gave you a list of stocks to look at last night, as well as an ETF idea. Hopefully, you can figure out a trade or two. As for me,  I SHALL NOT sell my SCO/VXX just yet, as I am not convinced we are ready to lift off.  However, I do have a set of stocks that I want to buy and will do so, whenever the voices inside of my head tell me to. I am prepared to invested 30% of my assets into this decline.

More on this later.

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42 comments

  1. BernieCornfeld

    I am already offended cuz there is nothing here yet! LOL

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  2. Woodshedder

    WIG

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  3. Cash-N-Guns

    none taken..i am easily not offended…

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  4. WTF

    WTF?

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  5. Pete

    Why do I get the feeling Fly going to verbally abuse us?

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  6. WTF

    Fly, Lidsay, is it possible to suspend subscription to the PPT? And does it also track currency pairs?

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  7. 1134

    “A wise man has something to say, a foolish man has to say something.”-Anonymous

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  8. robert(rob_pvb)

    Fly ! HELP! What is happening to me?! I had an erotic dream last night involving Hilary Clinton! And she was really good!! What is happening to me?!?!? HELP!!!! [Should I just go ahead and jump??]

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    • mrkcbill

      VKING can help you with that

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      • TraderCaddy

        So I’m watching Man v Food last night and he is in KC.
        Looked like a pretty good burnt edge sandwich at Oklahoma Joes (I believe that was the name).

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    • bman32474

      Well if you’re into conspiracy theories you could add this to the list of ways the Clintons killed people throughout their lives(if you jump).

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    • Largebill

      Should you jump? Hell, after that experience I’m just surprised you’re still around to ask the question. I’m shaken up just at the thought of such an encounter.

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    • Peter Griffin

      When she poops in your dreams, she poops for real.

      Please check your chest.

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  9. flyaway18

    I’d like to see PPT score get to 2.10….

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    • franky

      i don’t know shit but i fully expect a late day beating by the bears.

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  10. BoboTheClown

    “people tend to lash out in fits of retarded clown-like rages.” This is an insult to clowns everywhere. Especially head clown Bob Pisani.

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    • Cascadian

      Fits and rages sounds more like Santelli, or maybe Cramer. At least Cramer advertises here, helping to keep this shit on for free.

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  11. Moe

    “He” is a prolific profligate. What are the Chart People saying now? Are their flags and pennants blowing high?

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    • panamaorange

      IF this morning’s low holds –then we’ve established a bullish “Reverse head and shoulders” in Dow, Nas, and the Russell 2k

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  12. The_Real_Hmmm

    Nympho-

    What’s the rhetoric been in China for additional stimulus? GNK seems to think that iron ore and will pick up and the warm weather should benefit coal (electricity production). They were positive on India too. Their newly purchased ships and stock offering lever them to a recover in the BDI.

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    • The FakeNympho

      Yes, stockpiles of iron ore….. are up but expected to decline when…. N. Korea launches a nuke.. towards S. Korea. Copper supplies….. are fluctuating but also expected….. to decline when Mao II runs for President of Taiwan. Eveready batteries are in short supply…. flashlight production is up …. in Shanghai.
      Cows are jumping off cliffs…and drowning in monsoons…in India… for fear of Hindus becoming meat eaters.

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  13. davidl

    Sir Fly (Sensei) and other Authors,
    I have been a “fly on the wall” for three months and have enjoyed the blogs. Today I pulled the trigger and am a distinguished gentleman for the next year. I look forward to the discussions on the collective goal to make money. I will need some tutoring as to best analyze the data in the PPT and humbly ask for assistance. Is there a forum or IBC employee for this type of discussion? It will not be a tiresome task as I am a quick study.

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    • Serapho1

      There is some solid information on the forums page including youtube vids walking through examples of PPT score utilization. Glad to have you aboard.

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  14. hubbs

    Well I am not a member here but enjoy learning and reading a few blogger here. I don’t understand why some of you are so mad with Mr. Fly. Didn’t he moved in on bear ETFs just in time to beat the market down turn? I was quite impressed with his market insight. I see a blog site as a host while I am a visitor/guest. I don’t see why visitor/guest should insult host.

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  15. lol

    I thought I heard something from some random commenter who kept spamming this site… but then realized it was just the wind passing.

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  16. The Fly

    You are in the “Auto-Spam” box, where people of low standards, such as yourself , are tossed and eaten whole by Mr. R.W. Pelican.

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  17. panamaorange

    “Auto spam” is the nutrient rich paste consumed by “The Car People”. Jeff Macke warned us of their invasion.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6IGldTYr7g

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  18. The Fly

    Your mother has a large cock.

    I piss on your head, you little disgusting trollop. It is people like you why I support, ardently, the introduction of Death Panels.

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  19. Rand

    Talking testicles? Drdr?
    Sounds like two little boys using reach around research to me.
    Its all fun and games till someone screams for the vasoline.
    Back to work.

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  20. alf44

    NFLX is en fuego !!!

    Why didn’t the man with the time machine alert us to this parabolic move ?

    Sigh !!!

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