Monday, March 15th, 2010

Have a Blast

Saturday, July 4, 2009 at 1:21 am

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Time to get drunk and eat hot dogs.

Off to an egregious New England retreat.

NOTE: The Godly folks from iBC have retained the services of a Dr. ‘Cane, for the duration of the hurricane season. He will serve as our eyes and ears, with regards to THE DEACONS OF DEATH and how they will make us rich as fuck, during this years annual hurricane circle jerk fest. Being that he just earned a degree in meterology, from some low-end community college (Harvard), I think he is well qualified to opine.

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25 Responses to “Have a Blast”
  1. Goin'Fawr says:

    Fookin’ ‘ell Simon! Well, now I have to spend an hour cleaning rye and cola from my monitor, and soon it wil be time for a new keyboard, as this one is sure tolloglckbmm lluup

  2. kim jong il says:

    to everyone regardless of our opinions…happy july fourth, kim. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhZ1YHukUJE

  3. kim jong il says:

    those poor fuckers were buried right there. fuckin happy fourth to you guys.

  4. 308 says:

    hurricane picks are coming! Good idea to have a themed/upcoming event thing going on… blog is always evolving/ lotsa ideas ..good stuff…

    insurers, re-insurers, black gold, natty gas,- be interesting to see.. (XL ?) You guys could do a hurricane season stock contest as well, (a second chance for those of us whose S.O.T.Y has gone sideways…: ) ) winner gets an ibc umbrella for bragging rights or something..

  5. DPeezy says:

    ummm…I think they’re dead.
    America, fuck yeah!

    Happy 4th.

  6. gappingandyapping says:

    Welcome Dr. Cane. I will surely be making use of your services as well as my friends from the SPC at Norman. Now let’s let the games begin!

  7. Gold Bond says:

    Nice Job, war porn, Hurricanes and getting rich as fuck.
    This is a Happy Fourth indeed!

  8. 4fl3x says:

    Poor USA, heard this on the Financial Sense podcast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FKvRgvnhEI

  9. gappingandyapping says:

    68 FUCKING HOT DOGS IN 10 MINUTES!!!! ALL HAIL THE GREAT USA!!!

  10. Goin'Fawr says:

    Happy Birthday America! FireBoarding (you use gasoline instead of water)

    I include for you all your glorious naitonal anthem (third verse included)

    The Star Spangled Banner:

    What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming;
    Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
    O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
    And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
    Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
    Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
    O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

    On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
    Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes,
    What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep,
    As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
    Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam,
    In fully glory reflected now shines in the stream:
    ‘Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh, long may it wave
    O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

    And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
    That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion
    A home and a country should leave us no more?
    Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps’ pollution!
    No refuge could save the hireling and slave
    From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:
    And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
    O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

    Oh, thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
    Between their loved home and the war’s desolation!
    Blest with victory and peace, may the heav’n-rescued land
    Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
    Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
    And this be our motto: “In God is our trust”:
    And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
    O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

  11. MOOBS says:

    Fly - Steve McNair found dead in Nashville. Shot in head. Just got a txt from a Titan.

  12. Michael Jackson says:

    I’m still dead.

  13. punyandy says:

    looks like howard lindzon is trying to line up an interview with dennis kneale via twitter. i am a bulltard, but would love to see howard just rip that bird brained moron.

  14. ManuelStop says:

    That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get the job done–Fire control, well done.

    On another note…I’ve never seen fewer fireworks from the pyrotechnic zealots in the neighborhood. Usually, we have at least 500 bucks worth of tubes/shells/mortars going off from each house within a 1 mi radius. This year–blackcats.

  15. MOOBS says:

    Fly - word on the streets is it was double homicide, not murder-suicide as press is reporting.

  16. dave says:

    The founding fathers were no different than today’s politicians.

    George Washington fueled his slaves with cocaine.
    Ben Franklin was a prolific serial killer who was expelled from France.
    John Adams real first name was Karl.

  17. maelstrom says:

    Karl is a good name..English Royal family name not Windsor but Saxe Goethe von Cogerg..so what ..adapt or perish..Check any inner city, 90% fueled by cocaine and not working

  18. ZenProfit says:

    While The Fly was away:

    Goldman “Magic Computer Code”stolen:

    http://www.reuters.com/article/marketsNews/idUSN0518022220090705?rpc=77 and

    Why next June 30 is going to be a fun day:

    http://zerohedge.blogspot.com/

  19. Scum Bucket Bitchez says:

    Zen that is so funny!

  20. wow says:

    this can’t be bad..
    Today:
    Samsung Electronics Guides Q2 Op Profit at KRW2.2-2.6T v KRW789Me

  21. The Fly says:

    On my way back. Developing…

  22. Goldie says:

    The bear is back!

  23. Jakegint says:

    Fly — when are you going to Disney World again?

    If you stay at the resorts, do me a favor, and staty off the monorails.

    (no joke my three year old would be crushed upon hearing this news — which he won’t of course)

    _______

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