iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Markets Surge!

Is it any surprise to see stocks melting higher, one day removed from what looked like a possible deterioration? Granted, it was tepid, but oil was really weak. But now it’s not, thanks to the blessed attack in the Straights of Hormuz.

As a pleb in this world, you are permitted several chances at attaining a sizable fortune. Right now, in this very instance, you are being granted permission to print your own money. You might not realize it and you might believe there are dark forces lining up against you. But rest assured, this is as easy as it gets.

What to buy now?

How about highly leveraged balance sheets who benefit from lower rates? Can any of you asspunchers think of one or two? I can.

Also, considering rates are going lower and growth is higher, it makes sense to believe gold will continue higher. Even if you’re not a gold bug, you should have some exposure.

Growth names do not interest me here, because it’s the summer and because value has some catching up to do. I’m down to 25% cash, after purchasing a few names today. I did sell FAS which I bought before the close yesterday for an overnight hold. There are canaries in the coal mine that you can track to ensure this rally is legit. One of which is oil, another HYG, another highly leveraged names like GE.

I’ll have more later — but for now, trade well and fuck off.

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Howard Marks Doesn’t Believe

Billionaire investor and Co-Chair of Oaktree Capital, Howard Marks, doesn’t believe in the magic fairy dust the Fed has sprinkled on the market and very evilly is trying to cast a pall, planting seeds into the minds of investors with his bearish rhetoric and propaganda.

In a letter to Oaktree clients, Marks carried on, rather monotonously, regarding the present state of affairs and summarized his skepticism in a few succinct bullet points.

Today we’re not hearing much about historic valuations being irrelevant, as they’re not terribly high.
Instead, what we’re told is different this time is the relevance of restrictions on future economic and market performance:

There doesn’t have to be a recession.
Continuous quantitative easing can lead to permanent prosperity.
Federal deficits can grow substantially larger without becoming problematic.
National debt isn’t worrisome.
We can have economic strength without inflation.
Interest rates can remain “lower for longer.”
The inverted yield curve needn’t have negative implications.
Companies and stocks can thrive even in the absence of profits.
Growth investing can continue to outperform value investing in perpetuity.

There’s all sorts of gems in this thing, such as:

The avoidable recession – The questions I get most often these days are “Is the U.S. heading for a recession?” and “When will it start?” My answer to the first is a simple “yes.”

or

And who knows exactly how QE works? Last week, at a conference I attended, a participant suggested that under Modern Monetary Theory (see more below), the Treasury could issue a potentially unlimited amount of debt, and if third-party buyers failed to take it up, the Fed could buy it under QE. Does this seem reasonable? If the Fed credits banks with reserves, the banks lend a multiple of those reserves, and the borrowers use the loan proceeds to make purchases or investments, does the process really inject money into the economy, or is it mostly a matter of bookkeeping? Or are they one and the same? Of course, this question is relevant to all nations with fiat currencies.

This is beautiful.

We keep an eye out for the widespread belief that “this time it’s different” because we want to know if markets are being lifted by bullishness, optimism, risk tolerance and low levels of skepticism. Everything else being equal, these things result in asset prices that are high relative to intrinsic values, and their presence exposes us to the risk that they’ll abate, taking asset prices down with them.

Read the whole thing in the link above. Very SAFU reading.

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Oil Surges on Tanker Attack; Futures Soft

Futures were sharply lower last night and then reversed and fucking soared this morning after news of a wonderful tanker attack in the Gulf of Oman.

Just wonderful wonderful news, when you can both have oil prices climb and the military pushed into action. We must defend democracy, whenever the chance presents itself.

Tankers the Front Altair and the Kokuka Courageous have sustained significant fire damage and its crews have been evacuated, according to shipping agents.

U.S. Naval ships in the area are “rendering assistance” after forces in the region received two separate distress calls, according to U.S. officials.

The cause of the fire remains unclear, but has sparked fears of attack and comes just weeks after alleged ship sabotage in the region.

Nasdaq futures are off 10 and US 10yr bonds are down 1.5bps to 2.112%. My best guess is markets will ignore oil today, as it did on the downside yesterday, and markets will trade lower. We shall see.

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It’s Over: TheStreet.Com Dead After 20 Years of Disappointment

Love or hate him, Jim Cramer always lamented the first day surge in his company’s stock in 1999, TheStreet.com — because he said it was going to hurt all of the people who bought it that day. It pained him to see it, and people should know that he’s on record for being a generally good and empathetic person regarding the failure of TST.

At the peak, TheStreet.com was valued at $1.7b. Today it was bought out for $16 million.

TheStreet, the stock market news website co-founded by Jim Cramer, agreed to be acquired by TheMaven Inc., a Seattle-based digital media company, for $16.5 million in cash, the site announced on Wednesday morning.

It’s unclear if Cramer, who has become a household name hosting “Mad Money” on CNBC for more than a decade, will remain involved with the site. When reached for comment, TheStreet CEO and CFO Eric Lundberg said “it’s TBD,” or to be determined, if Cramer will stay connected to the site in any official capacity.

The deal will pay between $6.19 and $6.47 per share to TheStreet shareholders, representing about a 9% to 14% premium on where the company closed on Tuesday. The buyout boosted the site’s shares nearly 7% in early trading on Wednesday, hitting $6.06 per share.

What the fuck happened and how did it go wrong?

I know people who’ve written for TST and I know their business model and can tell you with certainty that mismanagement is the prime driver behind their failure. I mean, Cramer was the first finance blogger, who had a main stream media profile and subscription based product. Why did they stop innovating? Why did they hire no-name, zero talent, writers and pay them $3k per mo for a handful of shitty articles? Much of the main stream finance is retarded in this regard, and it’s ironic since they’re supposed to know business and the pitfalls that publicly traded companies make.

iBankCoin does a fraction of what TST produces in revenues, yet nets way more. They do nothing but bleed.

Why didn’t TST build up another cult-like personality aside from Cramer and to a degree Rev Shark? Why didn’t TST make some real acquisitions? Why on earth did they rely upon ads to pay their bills? AND WHY ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH DOES THE STREET DOT BOMB HAVE 800 EMPLOYEES?

Zerohedge is worth more and does more traffic than TST and has like 2. Cramer and two programmers could’ve ran TST themselves and produced incredible value for shareholders. Instead, TST, and this is well know for those in Fintech, was a fucking stuffed pig that everyone took a bite from. It was wasted and cast out to die by Cramer and principle shareholders and now it has been sold at a bankrupt rate and everyone who believed and whoever had faith in the brand coming back, for leadership turning things around, have been blown the fuck out from here until eternity — gone.

TST failed because they didn’t care about shareholders and only wanted to milk it until it was finally dead.

RIP retards.

ADDING INSULT TO INJURY: The Maven is a piece of shit website, an amalgamation of subpar writers and content, which is also PUBLICLY TRADED, illiquid, on the OTC — selling for 42 cents per share.

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WE ARE GOING TO CRASH (dot dot dot) — BUT NOT YET

In my last post I attempted to alert you to some things and now I will rock you back to sleep. With WTI down 4%, we have every reason to be down 100 NASDAQS, but we aren’t. Breadth is solid at 46%. SAAS stocks are strong, etc.

Point being, we’re not going to crash yet. Put your cocks back in your socks — nothing is getting fucked just yet. Rest assured, we will do all of the fucking, and much more — but not yet.

For now, ease into some pair trades, act animalistic amongst bulls and pretend to let them believe you’re one of them. When the time is right, we will slay them in their sleep and then wear their skins as our outer garments.

Take it easy and enjoy the show.

NOTE: NEW POLICY OF THE SITE IS TO WITHHOLD ALL HIGH IQ STOCK PICKS FROM THE FREE SITE THANKS TO GRIFTERS AND THIEVES. Exodus FREE TRIALS HAVE ALSO BEEN CANCELED FOR THE SAME REASON. THANK YOU AND FUCK OFF.

My last 15 closed trades. You do the math.

SWCH -0.5%
DRIP +28%
ROKU +2.5%
TVIX +5.7%
TZA +2%
FAZ +6%
TQQQ +4.5%
NUGT +21%
ROKU +6.4%
DUST -2.9%
AYX +5.4%
ZM +8.5%
PINS +9.5%
PAGS -0.5%
SFIX -3.5%

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Pay Attention to the Warning Signs, Lads

Listen to me. SAAS stocks are strong today, but that’s not the only thing you should be looking at.

How about this? Top industries ranked by Sharpe in Exodus are defensive.

Or how about today’s pin action in stocks — money flow heading hard into utilities.

Without getting into specifics, you should know, I’ve been barreling into value stocks for weeks now, quietly anticipating a correction in markets that would rip all of you vagrants out from your roots and into sewer pipes. When this happens, as God is my witness, Le Fly shall reign over you supreme — long Tootsie Roll.

Today’s intra-day action isn’t all that bad. Breadth is ok at 38%. Small caps are strong, and traders love buying dips. But all of that is retarded money. The smart money is long bonds, TIPs, REITs, and other value stocks.

GIS is +35% YTD.

Pay attention lad (slaps lads into the face with a strong open palm).

There is a storm of fire coming. The summer is going to be exceedingly hot. Rest assured, “The Fly” is prepared for this actuality and behaving in a manner that is deliberately serious and careful.

I’d also avoid shorting into the hole now, while small caps remain strong and the overall market is strong and prone to upside reversals. Reserve your juice for end of day rips into the morning.

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UBS: Shut Up, The Fed Isn’t Going to Lower Rates

According to the Fed Watch tool created by the boozehounds at the CME — the Fed is going to cut rates 3 times before year end. This might seem foreign to all of you — but the odds are the odds and betting people are rolling the dice on this occurrence.

Over the past few days, seemingly responsible analysts at Goldman and UBS have countered this notion, suggesting it would be retarded to cut rates with unemployment at 3.6% and markets near record highs.

UBS

“While the Fed may eventually be forced to support growth, especially if the ongoing trade dispute with China inflicts lasting damage on capital spending and employment, we don’t expect a rate cut soon,” says Mark Haefele, UBS’ global chief investment officer.

UBS believes recent economic data has been “mixed,” rather than weak, which don’t warrant an easing of monetary policy anytime soon.

The bank cited unemployment rate “at a multi-decade low of 3.6%,” “robust demand for workers” and high consumer confidence.

Goldman

Although it is a close call, we still expect the FOMC to keep the funds rate unchanged in the remainder of the year,” says Jan Hatzius, the bank’s chief economist.

Chairman Jerome Powell said last week the Fed will “act as appropriate to sustain the expansion.” Goldman said it was not a strong hint of an upcoming cut.

The fed funds futures market is pointing to a nearly 70% chance of a rate cut in July and about 60% probability of three rate cuts this year, according to the CME FedWatch tool.

Shut the fuck up UBS and Goldman — you know nothing. The Fed and their terrible ways have kept markets from achieving a grande eloquence unseen since the 1920s. If it weren’t for the Fed, according to POTUS, the market would be 10,0000 points higher. Ergo, and this goes without saying, The Fed should now cut interest rates by 100bps in order to give the people its 10,000 points.

Do not stand in the way of progress, mate. Futures might be soft this morning, but I bet they wouldn’t if the Fed had DONE THEIR JOB and lowered rates and started buying fucking mortgage bonds again.

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I Promise to Never Sell Short Again

Even though I think stocks look weak, especially healthcare, I shall not short them. I am constantly reminding myself that only the biggest idiots sell short. Amongst the biggest idiots short, only the dullest of lamps shatter their faces across the market in a manner that seems both stupid and cruel.

You cannot sell short stocks while an Apex Narcissist is President.

Get that through your thick skulls.

For the day, I coasted, bought an old man stock and also an end of day ripper into the AM. Not much else to say other than ‘see you fuckers tomorrow.’

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REMINDER: Shorting Stocks is For Fucking Morons

You’re tempted to sell short now because we bounced off the top and now diving lower. So what? Shut the fuck up already about it. If you’re scared of the market heading lower, raise cash or buy some old man stocks.

This too shall pass. Nothing can stop us now. You’re impervious to any meltdowns. The market is designed to trade higher. Betting against America is a fool’s errand. The jobs market is on fire. Long term cap growth is the way of the future. Nothing can stop progress.

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Trump: America Has VERY LOW Inflation; The Fed Doesn’t Have a Clue

It’s a beautiful thing, truly — lack of inflation and all that. Family healthcare is running hot nearing $2k per month. You have to make $200k to insure a family of 5 in a proper way, otherwise pay cash and cross your fingers that no one gets sick.

Life at the grocery store has never been better, for grocers. Trying to feed a family of 5 organic food will cost you anywhere from $1750 to $3200 per mo, believe me. Couple that with your beautiful non-inflationary healthcare expense, and you’re looking at over $50k in expenses — and we’re not even getting started on cars, cost of living, and of course mortgages.

In other news, The Fed has no idea what they’re doing!

Bear in mind, had it not been for those rascal kids at the Fed meddling in Trump’s affairs, the market would be TEN THOUSAND points higher.

 

I know, I know…

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