18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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I just closed some trades out, IBIO being the standout. It’s a Friday and I’ve had a long several weeks. Enjoy my victory music below.

NNVC +12%
IBIO +52%
UPWK +6.8%
FAS +0.65%
AEMD -9.8%

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Shut Up and Eat Fish

Another fine day, another skull fucking ramp into le close. Does it get any easier than this? If it does, please let me know how.

Stock are now nearing +300. You only had to listen. Stop trying to become a trader. Let the professionals handle this shit. You sit over there with your beer and your appetite and shut the fuck up.

I am sure you’ve made a little coin for yourself this year. What are you up, 10%?

Well suck on my nuts, for I am up more than 230%.

See pal, there are two types of people in this world, those up more than 200%, and others fucked heavy in VANGUARD ETFs thinking they’re the shit. Well, you’re not the shit — but you are shit. It’s a NY thing.

I’m trading light, overnight race rippers, casually accumulating money and an esteemed net worth.


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Do you know markets are rising with RECORD COVID-19 cases happening now? Because NYC and other major cities already passed the peak. The shit-tiered cities are now getting absorbed into the matrix and will soon be placing masks on everyone. We’ve also learned that nothing stops stocks from jimmying higher. The Fed has trillions at their disposal. The treasury wants to send us vacation money. Ergo, in the final days of America’s death throes, she threw it all away and into the sewer. Down went her pride, dignity, money, and finally her people.

You’d be wise to establish BITCOIN accounts and place some of your dollars into cryptos and gold over the next two years. I fear, within our lifetime, the dollar will be worthless.

I’m content with my positions and will be adding to my account by 3pm. Trades, as always, will be done in Exodus live.

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Yesterday when I bought into Afghanistan, you all said I was crazy. Now the market looks like Turkey and will soon look like Vienna and you’ll all want some then. The Federal Reserve has ammo and isn’t afraid to use it. As disgusting as they are, they are 100% in control of your destiny.

This morning, I booked the following trades.

VIR +8.6%
CODX +8.5% x2
VXRT +22.5%
(NCTY -11%)
(PENN -4%)
(WYNN -5.2%)
(OVID -6.3%)

A little of this, a little of that. I wish I had held onto VXRT longer — but those are the breaks pal.

See, there are two types of people in this world, those who fish and those who eat. Those who fish know the current and the type of bait to use to catch the really big fish. The average eater knows nothing other than condiments and how to hold a fork.

Le Fly is a MASTER FISHERMAN. Knowing that, I ask you this — why bother trying to fish when all you have to do it sit there and eat more fish?

I doubled up on my FAS position and bought several COVID-19 plays. I still have ample cash, but feel good about trading small in aggressive names that aim to please.

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Today (-700) truly has zero effect one me, in spite walking into today a man without shorts. I’ve always known this as a boy, seeing the men around me — but only truly grasped the importance of it after 32 years of age.

GENTLEMEN DO NOT WEAR SHORTS, ever. Sure, you can wear them at the beach, gym, or maybe even an AMUSEMENT PARK. But, on the whole, a man should never wear them. And this advice goes out to you crazy trans kids too. If once a girl and used to wearing skirts, you cannot do that shit now as a man. If you want to be taken seriously, as a Nu-male, you simply cannot don shorts. They’re for children.

I closed out the session bullish, but heavily leaning towards VACCINE stocks and other COVID-19 plays. I have some banks and casinos and other shit too, but on the whole COVID-19. Wear your fucking mask and have a nice day.

Yes, we are going higher tomorrow. Maybe not at first and maybe not in the way you think. But once we get going, we’re all the way north — nothing stopping us.


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Who Are We Kidding Here? Stocks Only Trade Up

I get it, down 750 and you really really want some excitement. COVID-19 has you halfway insane and the quarantine is getting on your last fucking nerves. But let’s not play games here. The market is the last thing in the world that will soil itself. Market drops are designed to be sopped up by thirsty fuck-heads.

Thus far, I’ve had a mixed day. It started off with me booking losses and then I doubled up on my COVID-19 stocks and sold out of them a champion.

(MNK -2.4%)
(SIG -5%)
(NNDM -1.3%)
(JMIA -2.4%) x2
(GNUS -8.3%)
(PLAY -6.3%)


AHPI +15.9% x2
NNVC +8% x2

Nothing can stop me, not even the appearance of a sharp drop. I’ve determined this dip should be bought now, better sooner than later. Should market CRASH thru the fucking floorboards, you have no recourse — since the courts are closed and the SEC is busy watching porn online. I am untouchable and you can fuck off.

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Well, I wanted drama. We have it today. Stocks are getting pummeled, even drawing down on my virus related stocks, which I thought would be immune to the pangs of SECOND WAVE FEARS. The day is still young and anything could happen, but it would make sense to get some sort of broken elevator action in market to blend wonderfully with all of the chaos and the mayhem.

The VIX has been depressed. Maybe it’s time to wake her up.

I will like vaccine and COVID-19 related plays, but might grow wearisome of them in a big way, should they keep going lower. I am also looking at treasuries and gold to hedge.

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It’s All So Tiring

Another day, another +150 on the Dow. I ended up sharp and strong. I only closed out two trades today.

INO +16.5%
SAGE +5.9%

Minor pedestrian moves. I am officially bored of the market, since the trend is monotonous and without verve. The moribund nature of COVID-19/BLM RIOT life in America is also something less than desirable. I cannot just pick up and leave, due to flight restrictions. I am, more or less, trapped here and there are other factors that, at times, make it all so tiring.

Truthfully, without trading and the banter, I don’t know what I’d do with my time.

You should prevent yourselves from blowing up by adhering to position sizes. Just a thought that comes to mind, given how important I believe the avocation of trading is for my mental health. It’s not even about the money — but the conquest.

I’d bet my testicles we gap up at the open. I eagerly wait for more happenings and something extraordinary to break us from this blandness.

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Now that the riots have subsided to only targeting cultural sites in America, it’s time to remind the plebs to place their Joe Biden COVID-19 masks directly onto their fucking faces. You should all know, CASES ARE SPIKING all across America — especially Florida — most likely due to all of those asshole New Yorkers driving down to bathe at the beach.

If you don’t put on your masks, you’ll die. So scary.

Comply or be placed under arrest. If you choose to burn down a library, you will be released without charges. Understand?

The plays here are simple: APT, LAKE, NBY or AHPI.

I prefer AHPI, because it’s thinly traded and easily jimmy-rigged higher. With the courts closed and the SEC focused on porn, there is nothing out there to stop us.

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Lots of shit going on here today. Last night Peter Navarro said the Chin trade deal was ‘over’ and futures immediately dropped 400. He later said “just kidding” and here we are — up more than 200. The whole thing seems and feels like a charade — but the money is quite real.

In light of all this social change, I felt emboldened to DOUBLE UP on my Africa play — JMIA. I know, this is a company colonized by greedy Germans for the express purpose of exploiting Africa. But if you think about it, this business model works for everyone. The Africans get packages sent to their homes and the Germans get to be Germans — controlling stuff and creating order out of chaos.

The company is, more or less, a piece of shit — so trade with caution.

Gold is spiking again. But I sold out of my NUGT yesterday. I might revisit towards the end of today, but not now. I do have a few irons in the fire; but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t feel uneasy about chasing this market higher.

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