I am a raging gorilla (on steroids and coke), eating all the fucking bananas. No bananas for you, fuckers. They are all for me. It is my tree, assholes.
In other news:
Look at Fifth Third Bancorp [[FITB]] today, up BIG on gov’t money. What the fuck does that mean?
Well, goat lovers, that means lots of banks will shoot higher off of this non-event, since the market deems it to be cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the market is gayer than a two dollar fiddle. However, it’s time for us to go higher now, at least for a day. It’s time for Zeus himself to come down and strike those who are short equities, with giant lightning bolts and buckets upon buckets of cold water from the Arctic
Ocean.
As you know, “The Fly” is aligned with the stock Gods and has a very keen eye for market turns. The lack of volatility is HUGE for pikers on the sidelines. The market needs a few sedatives, before a move up. Should this fucker stabilize, we shall have the “epic rally” I was alluding to last week.
When that happens, you’re going to want to be long emerging markets, like Hong Kong and Korea. Hell, you may even want to go long those hari-kari cancers from the east: Japan.
In short, Zeus is coming down (from the heavens), following his afternoon snack of grapes and sweet ambrosia. He is bringing his lightning bolts and arctic water with him, and will turn many bearshitters into smoldering piles of ash and shit, sometime soon.
NOTE: To play emerging markets, [[EEM]] , [[EWH]] , [[FXI]] and [[EWY]] are my favorites. For Japan, just go long Canon Inc. (ADR) [[CAJ]] or NTT DoCoMo, Inc. (ADR) [[DCM]]
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