They pedal very fast on their stupid tricycles, while listening to podcasts of the meatball thrower: “The Great Roubini.”
They go to iBankCoin and leave disturbing messages, such as “STFU, NEW LOWS SOON!!!” And they even offer to suck their own cocks, in exchange for meaningless approbation.
They frequent gay bars and make friends with local coin collectors.
These people I speak of reside near the bottom of proverbial trash heaps; and they eat old mashed potatoes for breakfast. They are so fat and gluttonous, their burlap shirts rip through felled seams. When they log onto their bullshit trading accounts or browse the internets, they make clumsy typing errors because their fingers are too fat and stupid.
The monstrous creatures I speak of are being “slightly castrated in early asian trading,” as we speak.
Stay tuned.
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