It’s too late to jump into the rally, you damn rubes. Look, if you’re like me, all stupid and shit, short stocks in a squeeze, chalk one up for the bulls. Don’t go chasing stocks up here, like it’s 1998 again.
What are you mentally ill?
Sometimes it’s important to accept the fact that you were wrong. You missed the rally. Don’t compound the first mistake by covering and going long.
Retards do that.
When the pain is unbearable, the market makes fast directional shifts—effectively deballing those who switched sides. Meaning: you will cover now, buy some [[FSLR]], [[BIDU]] and [[AA]], then the market will collpase, due to “profit taking”— taking your stupid money with it.
So, to sum things up:
If you caught this rally: good for you. Now go die.
I’ll just sit here, patiently, waiting for the planet to explode.
…any minute now.Comments »