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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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To Blog or Not to Blog?

That is the question.

As “The Fly” positions himself for yet another episode of “epic trading,” ask yourself this question: “Am I worthy of reading this site?” I mean that literally. Think about it. You’re over there just wasting time. You annoy your wife on a daily basis with inane subject matters. Your friends think you’re a fucking idiot, due to a long history and track record of doing stupid shit. And, to top it all off, you have the audacity to come to this Godly website and throw meatloaf around, as if this was your trailer. Guy, get a hold of yourself and behave like a gentleman.

I will have you know, and I am quite proud of this achievement: to date, I have banned aka “imprisoned” over 200 spam/pestering jackasses on iBankCoin from commenting on the site. Just this morning, I ordered the “execution” of another reader, for the better good of course. Like all things in life, order must be preserved, so that we (the good) can enjoy ourselves. If I ran this website, like some of you ran your homes, it would be a crime and a God forsaken mess and “the good” would be motivated to leave for “classier” confines. “The Fly” is all about cleanliness and the preservation of order, for the “better good” of course.

Back to investing:

I sold out of my Equinix, Inc. [[EQIX]] position this morning, further solidifying my blade into Jim Cramer’s ribs, as he was very bearish on the name and I was not. The proceeds go directly to cash, nothing more. Some of you are probably wondering about my mental “well being,” especially since I am so volatile, with regards to my opinions. Let me assure you, once and for all, I am of sound body and mind. However, I must admit, I am afraid to sell this market short, which is why I am taking the pussy way out of stocks, through treasuries and more recently [[VXX]] . Let it be known, I do not like this market, not one bit. But I am not bold enough to take down large short positions (yet), due to the veracity of the permabull trading robots at Goldman.

Without a doubt, The PPT has and is pointing to extreme overbought conditions. But, like in all bull markets, upward momentum is contagious, especially when our 401k money is being managed by chimpanzees with IQ’s less than imprisoned giraffe’s.

Without a doubt, more on this topic later.

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80 comments

  1. Le Fly

    We will test 70

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  2. DMG

    Royal V-ness,
    I am dismayed to report, our borders are still as easily penetrable as alvari’s anus. I do not fault the cock-a-roaches for coming here illegally. My finger points to the politicians and week-kneed liberals who demand rights for these fuckers who knowingly scoff at our immigration LAWS.
    I lived in asia for 5 yrs and met many who had overstayed their visa, etc. None of those folks expected any hand-outs or other such free shit from the govt. They knew their staus was ‘illegal’ and knew thew werent entitled to anything from the gubmint except a firm boot in the ass out of the country.
    My 3 week old said it best the other day, when we were discussing illegal immigrants, “fuck those people.”
    (non essay)

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    • V.King

      Step 1. Kill the “Downwind” Media
      Step 2. Build me a wall high and strong….

      Steps… 3-5 to come shortly….

      Now bring me the Virgins…..Oh and because I hate info-mercials[sic] I have SOLD my GOLD holdings…

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      • CommonGardenSlug
        CommonGardenSlug

        As good as indicator as any… Time to stick a dick in that fucking cash 4 gold titwad’s mouth.

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        • V.King

          Yep…Dot-coms….Real-estate with no money down….Buy Gold with your 401k cash without using a broker….Obamacare ….NY Mets ….We didn’t start the fire…..

          V.King 10 10 10

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  3. Zood

    for the Greater Good!

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  4. Milktrader

    That is very funny. <- paroxysm of laughter

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  5. bwana

    so your not buying this dip in wft?

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  6. The Fly

    No. I am watching giraffe’s instead.

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  7. Slaying Dragons

    Looks like Oil is retracing today a bit, just like you hinted at ala commodities. Do you think we can get below $80?

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    • Danified

      Tentatively I am looking to short around 77.50 *** yet I am as fickle as the market…..

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  8. manuelstop

    last sentence, historical best, IMO

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  9. mrkcbill

    Do you at least still serve biscuits and gravy all up in this bitch?

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  10. Alvari40

    Fly,

    Looks as though I pushed it a bit too far. My apologies.

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  11. nickfenton

    Well done with EQIX, Fly. You are far too consistent to be anything less than legendary.

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  12. V.King

    As long as Gint is allowed to speak I will read this mess…. Now take your thumb off the scale….

    The V.King coming soon and often.

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  13. j

    another execution. Lol

    There should be one beheading a week like they do in Saudi.

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    • V.King

      Who did the Fly ban?

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      • Danified

        An overzealous individual who thought our dear Jakey was sucking an extremity of Fly’s lower torso. If the said individual would of actually read the previous posts he would of seen that the two boy’s go at it all the time (verbally of course). It’s Jake’s job. He is the enforcer and can back himself up. Somebody has to lurk and put forthright data out here in this pig pen. Where are you Jake?

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        • JakeGint

          He banned Lung Sac.

          I asked for a partial re-appointment, but it is “developing.” We were deep into a therapy session and were just on the brink of discovering all that hurt between him and his Dad.

          Then Fly banned him. Very unproductive, and potentiall, mentally hazardous.

          Did I mention we were considering another pay site: “Primal Screaming Troll Therapeutics?”

          Our motto would be

          “There, there, just let it all out.”

          _____

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          • Alvari40

            lol – you too funny. Back to trading.

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          • Spooky

            Hey Jake,
            Ever play MSPD. Came across this little gem over the weekend… not sure what would be a place to start. I’m thinking we roll over here, on top of that. But it’s a CREE/VECO style boner.

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          • Joe

            If you only had an ounce of awareness to realize that you are the primary troll and no, your suggested “primal screaming troll therapeutics” would not be enough for you. You are like a robot. Brilliant memory with zero intelligence! Carry on with 24/7 rehash of your Nazi (someone delusional to believe that only thier views are valid) propaganda, and please continue reducing yourself to a spell-check for everyone on this board. When all fails you can take on other aliases like J or DMG and ‘defend’ yourself!
            I pity your pathetic existence, and feel sorry for your family/friends that have to endure your rectitude.

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          • Purdy

            “If you only had an ounce of awareness to realize that you are the primary troll”

            LOl, that’s exactly what I was thinking.

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          • JakeGint

            “Endure my rectitude”

            Say hey, Trollbag, you’ve made yourself a very useful engine!

            Can I use that?

            _________

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          • Joe

            What…no spelling issues to bring out?

            As I said, zero intelligence in your comeback…
            You can use your aunt who is also your wife and stepsister, you inbred filth!

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          • JakeGint

            Let me guess… you were sent by Lung Sac to make us forget about how dumb his drunken ramblings were?

            Well, to quote a great sign on an aircraft carrier, “mission accomplished.”

            You may return to your selected bridge footing, and enjoy your well earned gruel of roast goat and pertaters.

            ________

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          • Joe

            I don’t have a fucking clue who lung sac is!
            This is my last post (waste of time) directed to your pathetic being. You prove over an over again that there is nothing to you other than parroting nonsense in hope of intimidating people by sheer amnt of fuming you (and your inbred brother, DMG) spit out. Why don’t you just do this universe a favor and fucking die? It is obvious there’s nothing productive you can offer.

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          • JakeGint

            Let me edit Joe’s last posting (above) for intelligibility:

            I don’t have fucking clue….

            Aaaaaaannnd, SCENE!

            TYVM.

            ________

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          • Yogi and Boo Boo
            Yogi and Boo Boo

            Is there a new moon tonight? Did someone put something in the water? There have been more off the wall angry comments in the last couple of days than any period i can remember. But then again, my memory is not as good as Joe’s.

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          • DMG

            Hey Joe – i heard there was some trouble down in acapulco – i hope you and yours are ok

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          • Joe

            Yes, I was arrested for doing your mama and your sister at the same time while your wife was begging to join in the party!

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          • DMG

            Well done! 100% intelligence verified in your comeback.

            I’m rolling over here.
            You sir, are a comic genius – though it seems you have very little money in your trading account these days.

            On the bright side, mexico is cheap.

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          • Joe

            I have 5% invested in SRS for a trade. This 5%, is larger amnt than you will earn in your entire white-trash life.

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          • DMG

            You’ve never been right a day in your life! ROFL!

            Good DAY sir!

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  14. Unemployed

    Vix up a nice chunk now @ 18.78,probably headed to low 19s…I say it will take a close over 20 this week to really make things interesting.

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  15. TMoe

    He must have banned Devil Dog ages ago. We have not heard from him in a long time. Maybe he went Jesse Livermore crazy.

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  16. pessimist

    Banning detractors might keep truths from the light.
    Ban the bots, not the idiots.

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    • V.King

      V.King coming soon and often….

      SIGN UP NOW FOR YOUR FREE TOTE BAG!

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  17. Frank White

    This post makes Frank happy. Off to do a little SCOK before lunch….

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  18. Danified

    This is true. Very, very true. “If I ran this website, like some of you run your homes, it would be a crime and a God forsaken mess.”

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  19. Unemployed

    Remember VNO being up 13 straight sessions as of last friday….

    By Prabha Natarajan
    Of DOW JONES NEWSWIRES

    NEW YORK -(Dow Jones)- Commercial real estate owners are walking away from properties that have become untenable as investments, just as homeowners have walked away from houses they can no longer afford to pay off or sell.
    The latest commercial property owner to do this is Vornado Realty Trust (VNO), the $13 billion real estate investment trust, which warned last week that it would walk away from two loans totaling $235 million.

    Commercial mortgages are in the throes of a painful correction. Delinquency rates are up, property values are nearly 40% off from their peak valuations, occupancy rates and rents are down. Further, as loans mature, many find it difficult to obtain fresh capital, and so they seek extensions on current loans.
    However, of late, some commercial property owners find that it makes more economic sense for them to stop making payments and servicing the debt, and walk away from a property. Since most of these commercial loans are non-recourse, there is no direct obligation or claim on the owners’ assets.

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    • JakeGint

      Tha’ canna be goot far tha Commercial Banks, laddie.

      ______

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      • V.King

        Who is Lung Sac-o-suds? I thought Steve the Neighbor was a goner for that “gay” thing…

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        • JakeGint

          That was a nickname I came up w. back in the day when I originally misread “Alvari” thinking it read “alveoli.”

          No doubt, just another product of my “googling for words,” or some such misbehaviour (sic).

          __________

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    • DMG

      Get a job

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      • V.King

        Warlord DMG how are our borders since my absence?

        See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little. ~Pope John XXIII

        V.King

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  20. TMoe

    Fly what makes you think that TLT will run? Investors are going to start requiring higher yields. Retail mom and pop are already scared. I have a friend at chase and he says that older folks are coming in droves to buy short maturity CD’s. Thats where money is going to go in FDIC insured products. Especially if the US rating drops.

    I have been taking the other side of the trade and buying TBT in small chunks. Looking for a sell off in treasuries like last summer

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    • checklist_now_35
      checklist_now_35

      I see the logic and I sort of share the outlook that this most recent rally is a bit gutless and weak. But instead of treasuries I’m casting a low-beta wont-get-killed-if-the-market-falls vote behind T, VZ, LLY, tobacco and so forth. Big boring low beta high yield blue chip dividend aristocrats.

      If the market rallies I’ll make some coin along with it. If it tanks these won’t tank remotely as bad as everything else may in fact see a general lift over the next 12 months due to their yields being far better than bonds of really any kind, except crappy junk bonds with high expected credit losses. Remember, this is the bond market that sold BBI like 400 million in bonds at like 7% or something just ‘tarded. Bond bubble? I don’t know, but the downside in bond markets of all kinds sure seems to exceed the upside over an intermediate or long term window…

      Historically the S&P has NEVER been at this bizzare of a ratio of dividends+buybacks/10year treasury yield. At least since 1962 it hasn’t.

      And its quite rare for an untroubled blue chip like T or LLY (by untroubled I mean they are at basically zero risk of going broke) to trade at yields higher than the 10 year, much less 50% or more higher.

      For more reason than one I think this is a time for boring stocks to be held

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  21. TMoe

    Adding to my shorts on LVS last Friday looks like it will payoff. At least for today.
    IMO LVS is fucked. Maxed out leverage and huge debt payments coming. Of course they could always restructure the debt like they have in the past.

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    • DMG

      If being wrong = profit, TMOE would be rich.

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      • punyandy

        Ain’t that the truth. The biggest fucktard who posts here.

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        • TMoe

          Been wrong sometimes yes, been right sometimes too. Puny, fuck off you post nothing of value here. You hate me because I am a bear and you are a bull. Go suck a dick

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          • V.King

            And I am a king who can curl 135lbs for reps with perfect form….

            10 10 10

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          • LegHumpingMutt

            Please post a picture. I know you are just another 160 lb wanna-be who’s back is gonna blow out from that endeavor.

            I’ll be the judge of perfect form.

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          • V.King

            You wanna picture of The V.King? Picture this 6’4″ 270lbs 1000lbs +++ leg press…

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          • CommonGardenSlug
            CommonGardenSlug

            No one gives a shit about a fucking legpress. It’s what you squat, deadlift and bench. Or clean, if you wanna get all esoteric about it.

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          • V.King

            For the record the V.King has been Cross-Fitting for a couple of years…But He does enjoy lifting massive weights.

            Bench with no sleeves or torso shit 360lbs (ish)
            225lbs 20x
            110 dumbell incline
            400lbs+ squats belt
            500lbs deadlifts wraps

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          • CommonGardenSlug
            CommonGardenSlug

            Your numbers are a hair above mine (330 bench, 405 deads). Of course, I’m 195 🙂

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      • TA

        LOL – poor TMOE

        LVS was a fantastic trade on the long side in the last while
        Even all the casinos were great – I’ve been long MGM for quite a while

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    • Noted

      Nice trade TMoe

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  22. TA

    Overbought condition being nicely worked off here

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  23. monaybot

    lookin good fly

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  24. Alvari40

    The China concern continues – March 27th is the big day for China and I see the market lightening up a bit as they decide what to do about inflation….that they caused with their stim package. Funny thing is, the top 10 projected GDP countries for 2010 ALL have passed stim packages to prop this world economy up. The top 10 GDP countries projected for 2010 are:

    1. China 9.4%: $585 B Stim
    2. Indonesia 5.55%: $7 B stim package
    3. Singapore 5.50%: $13.6 stim package
    4. Brazil 4.75%: $5 B stim package
    5. Malaysia 4.50%: 10 B stim package
    6. Hong Kong 4.45%
    7. Philippines 4.35%: $9.3 B stim package
    8. Peru 4.35%: $13.2 B stim package
    9. Chile 4.00%: $4 B stim package
    10. South Korea 3.95%: $21B stim package

    Amazing.

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    • Alvari40

      China will not raise rates until the 3% has been breached (currently at 2.7%). We will not have that data until April. The Chinese will be a bit in the dark at the end of the month when they make the interest rate decision. At worst, I see them increasing requirements for bank deposits.

      In the mean time, the shallow market pullback in the U.S. that is based on the China scare will be shallow (as much as I want a larger pullback). This volatility allows for a good trading environment until we see the data.

      GXC
      FXI
      EWH
      CNAM
      HEK
      PUDA
      SCOK

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  25. henryfool

    It’s a flight to quality!

    I mean TIVO when I say quality.

    http://ibankcoin.com/henry_fool/2010/03/15/tivo-represents-a-flight-to-quality/

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  26. Let's Roll

    Senior Fly,

    Do you think these rallies we have seen lately are indicative of Obama using the powers that be to make us all with 401k type accounts feel Fat, Dumb and Happy so he can ramrod this health care bill through without us complaining about the costs?

    If this was truly the situation a decision either way would cause the next market collapse as they would have no reason to hold the market up any longer.

    Just brain_fucking myself…

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  27. V.King

    V.King says:
    March 15, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    Warlord DMG how are our borders since my absence?

    See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little. ~Pope John XXIII

    V.King

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  28. eisensteisn

    You missed your calling. Funniest blog I’ve ever seen. Rapier wit. Are you related to George Carlin?

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  29. PoS

    The ppt isn’t worth the code it’s written in.

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  30. checklist_now_35
    checklist_now_35

    when the bandwagon-hopping hedge fund monkeys move out of commodities it may be something to behold. Klaus from AA said, what? “the majority”, i believe(?) of aluminum is being bought for speculative purposes? No way oil holds $80 w/o hedgie speculators supporting it. China is building bridges to bridges to empty cities,…

    There’s no way to know what a market is going to do (at least for me), but at the end of the day I think the peak of the commodity party was 2008 and we may well see a second round of commodity deflation. I have been phasing out of commodity stocks all year.

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