First off, I was more than happy to fire Danny last week, but you fuckers expressed your democratic rights, by voting in his favor. As for this week, Danny emailed “The Fly,” explaining his ridiculous work ethic, or lack thereof.
In short, he promises some silly video, shortly. “Elections” will commence, immediately following his fucking video.
As for Barry Minkow:
This is just about the funniest shit to hit Wall Street, since he was thrown in jail in 1988 for being a major dick and criminal.
Seriously, Barry is the reverse Billy Mayes. Instead of pitching a company’s bullshit products, via infomerical– he trashes them. And, he buy puts before doing it.
Barry went to jail, back in 1988, for running a publicly traded scam, called ZZZZ Best Carpet Cleaning, who had mob ties to boot. Read all the background noise here.
Now, following a 7 year prison term, Barry has dedicated his life to “fighting fraud,” and is now a “Senior Pastor” at a Church, naturally.
He is reborn, this time with puts in his brokerage account.
Barry is now trying to destroy a company called Usana (USNA). Usana sells vitamins and a myriad of other hippy bullshit. Basically, Usana is an Avon copycat, where regular idiots attempt to become gagillionaires, via selling crap to their friends and family.
As you know, only lazy fucktards sell Avaon. I suspect lazier fucktards sell Usana.
In short, Barry has gone on a frenzied campaign to destroy shareholder value in USNA. He has a website and regularly uploads reverse sales pitches on Youtube.
In my opinion, Barry’s charges are silly and smells like someone trying to make a bundle on his puts.
He claims that most of the retards who sell USNA products lose money and that Usana is using unethical sales techniques, in order to trick people into selling Vita-shit.
That’s capitalism fucker. If Barry thinks the multi level marketing world of business is fucked up, he should visit any brokerage firm in America. I’d say roughly 85% of all registered reps fail, within the first two years.
During a registered reps training period, he is belittled, abused and forced to live in poverty. Does that mean the regulators should shut down MER?
If some of the lazy couch potato’s, who sell USNA, can’t make money, I say fuck’em. Not everyone is cut out to be a salesman.
As you know, “it’s a tough racket.”
So, where is “The Fly” going with all this useless information?
Well, I’m thinking about finding Barry Minkow and throwing some spaghetti at him, or help run USNA back to $60, in order to fuck with Barry’s puts.
Frankly, I do not find USNA to be a very appealing company. Without the prospect of destroying Barry, I’d probably throw a bowl of soup at the company’s CEO, if given the opportunity.
However, because of this Minkow, every jackass in America has sold short USNA. The fucking short interest is through the roof and the sentiment is gloomy.
Furthermore, the company is in the midst of a stock buyback program. Should these “pyramid players” beat the lowered numbers on the street, Barry and his friends may go back to jail or lose lots of money.
Either scenario is fine with me.
A short squeeze gentleman. A short squeeze.