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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Bulls “Pancake” Bears Post Turkey

Unfortunately, due to Mrs. Fly, “The Fly” was busy shopping for overpriced, yet discounted, Japanese electronics—instead of trading and blogging with you retards.

Taking a look at today’s rally gives me relief.

All day, financials, homies, retail and drug stocks led the market higher, with big dicked gains in WF, ETFC, FNM, CORS, FIF, SPF, BZH, CC, BONT, CACH, AZN, NVS, BVX and SNY.

In short, I’d like to see people go out and “spend it all,” in order to burn the bears down to a crispy cinder.

They’re assholes (bears). They will soon feel the other side of the hot blade.

NOTE: At the close, I bought 2,000 FXP.

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Series of Fly Wins

Seriously, I think my stomach is going to explode.

I’ll make sure that you know, “The Fly” brined and cooked three turkey’s, in order to feed the wide range of guests at his headquarters.

At the end of the night, one could make a valid argument accusing “The Fly” of consuming the majority share of available or idle turkey meat.

Aside from winning at the dinner table, “The Fly” just won at garbage disposal too.

Apparently, I was the only fucker on the block who put his garbage out. Everyone thought the garbage fuckers were home eating turkey.

Wrong again neighbors.

Fly wins again (small victories add up).

NOTE: My local BBY has fuckloads of people waiting, camping out, to buy shit.

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Eat Well

Fuck this, I’m out of here.

“The Fly” will now go into “Chef mode” for big bird day.

Forget the market. Enjoy your food, family and the day off.

See you Friday.

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Fly Buy: MVIS

I bought 5,000 MVIS @ $3.93.

Disclaimer: If you buy MVIS because of this post, CES will be canceled. And, you may lose money.

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Bulls vs. Bears Final Battle: Next Week

Forget about the credit crisis.

Fuck the homies and their stupid balance sheets.

The fate of the market will be decided by credit card wielding housewives and their ability to “spend a little more.”

The day following Thanksgiving is “Black Friday,” or the day most retailers start banking coin.

Early next week, if retail reports lean towards strength, the recession camp will be blown out—perpetuating a monster rally.

Naturally, should our merchants disappoint, sell it all.

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The Market Has Bottomed, Again

If “The Fly” had any money left, he’d buy AAPL, RIMM, JCG, VMW, VMI and FMCN.

UPDATE: False alarm. You may resume your regularly scheduled bear raid.

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Fuck $100 Oil

Hey, I saw this happening (think time machine) a long time ago. I even created a fucktarded blog, declaring the inevitable. Remember when Goldman slapped a $100 price target on oil and every laughed at them—calling them names?

Who’s laughing now, fuckfaces?

Look, oil at $100 is plain ol’ vanilla gay.

I don’t buy the ‘global growth story’ shit.

Either the price per barrel is one big scam or we do not have any oil.

In other words: peak oil.

Watching the market melt like a cheap K-Mart candle, while CNBC ‘celebrates’ $100 oil, makes “The Fly” want to go out and randomly throw m-80’s around NYC.

Hey assholes at CNBC: $100 oil is not one of those ‘good problems’ to have, unless you are an oil trader.

Has anyone ever told you: “the American economy is the best story never told?”

[sarcasm off]

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