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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I Want My Fucking 40!

How dare the market be up just 3 points. You fucking cocksuckers have been selling, haven’t you? The goal here is to destroy any remnants of pessimism, by way of taking the houses or living quarters of short sellers and forcing them into “jam sandwiches” aka painful divorces. As you readily know by now, money is everything. Try out your bullshit marriage, without the decadent luxuries of money, and tell me how that worked out for you 1 year from today.

“We shall thrust giant swords into the heads of those who oppose us,” said Robot a323 to Robot C179.

As we walk this stupid planet, a new bible is being written. The world survived the apocalypse of 2008 and now we are entering the “Renaissance of the 2010’s,” which will last until you are dead. Trust me when I say, there is NOTHING to gain from discovering lies and corporate fraud in a world that is based upon a lie. So, with that in mind, go long corrupt organizations with great vigor, for “whoever can lie the best shall benefit the most” (Book of Goldman, verse 23).

As Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]] nears $100 per share, I am reminded by distant memories when some of you fucking asshats said “yo, guy, that stock sucks dick. It’s a fad and it’s going to like (burp) $00.00.” Lo and behold, you were wrong, once again. Do yourself a favour and simply shoot yourself in the mouth.

With my money, I will buy more TriQuint Semiconductor [[TQNT]] , as if my head was made from gasoline and some homeless guy was chasing me around with a flaming barrel of garbage.

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24 comments

  1. Frank White

    To the FASmobile! Awayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!1

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    • mrsbuttons

      whta is the deduction with TQNT – I remember some sandhill Road gheyster CNBC pumpster back in the 90’s

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  2. BernieCornfeld

    LMAO! Well Spoken Brother Fly!

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  3. henryfool

    Buy some TIVO Fly!

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  4. henryfool

    Go nuts and crack the sky open on those that continue to short the name.

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  5. Wall of Worry

    It takes some brass ones to climb me. Are you properly equipped?

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  6. The Fly

    Sugar down another 2%. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

    Oh my (faints from the exhaustion)

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  7. Retail Investor
    Retail Investor

    Hey everyone! Is it safe?

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  8. Prospectus

    The fraud and corruption is only Godly if it is approved by the gummint. If I steal a nickel from a labor union boss I’ll go to Leavenworth and get 40 points of @$$rape, per day, every day. But Blankfein, Dimon, Bernanke, Bair, Geithner and the other tricycle-riders can waste trillions and send it to their friends and trade-bots with great vigor and divine approbation.

    In unrelated news, I saw a great article today on how to fashion a lean-to out of blue blazers and burlap…

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  9. TraderCaddy

    Used to trade a stock called Sawtek (Orlando area Co.) in the bubble years and remember it going to over $100 a share and then crashing. Bought out by TQNT down in the teens I believe.
    Fun times.

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  10. Frank White

    Frank bot 10k CNXT @ 3.75

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  11. joe

    No 40 today?
    I’ts the end of the fucking world as we know it. Run for the hills!

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  12. Indie

    a great fucking day.

    all i have to say.

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