Just when you thought Senor Tropicana was flush out of wins, he comes back with a HOWITZER to your face, or “facia,” depending on geographic locality.
For the day, I enjoyed big dicked wins in Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] , Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]] , Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, Inc. [[MSO]] and Mechel OAO (ADR) [[MTL]] , just to name a few, effectively erasing yesterday’s losses.
If you are curious about what to buy next, look no further than stocks with massive short positions or small float fuckers. To be honest with you, I am in the mood to withhold information from many of you, since you turn on Le Fly at the first sign of danger.Traitorous bastards! Many of you are despicable human beings, not worth the trimmed fat on my 2 1/2 inch thick rib eyes.
All you need to know is this: I am in a constant and perpetual state of winship. Imagine yourself in a baseball game, trying to strike me out with a fastball. You keep throwing 89mph split fingers and I keep hitting 600ft grand slams. That’s the sort of winship I speak of, when discussing this delicate and important matter.
Top pick: The PPT
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