How dare the market be up just 3 points. You fucking cocksuckers have been selling, haven’t you? The goal here is to destroy any remnants of pessimism, by way of taking the houses or living quarters of short sellers and forcing them into “jam sandwiches” aka painful divorces. As you readily know by now, money is everything. Try out your bullshit marriage, without the decadent luxuries of money, and tell me how that worked out for you 1 year from today.
“We shall thrust giant swords into the heads of those who oppose us,” said Robot a323 to Robot C179.
As we walk this stupid planet, a new bible is being written. The world survived the apocalypse of 2008 and now we are entering the “Renaissance of the 2010’s,” which will last until you are dead. Trust me when I say, there is NOTHING to gain from discovering lies and corporate fraud in a world that is based upon a lie. So, with that in mind, go long corrupt organizations with great vigor, for “whoever can lie the best shall benefit the most” (Book of Goldman, verse 23).
As Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]] nears $100 per share, I am reminded by distant memories when some of you fucking asshats said “yo, guy, that stock sucks dick. It’s a fad and it’s going to like (burp) $00.00.” Lo and behold, you were wrong, once again. Do yourself a favour and simply shoot yourself in the mouth.
With my money, I will buy more TriQuint Semiconductor [[TQNT]] , as if my head was made from gasoline and some homeless guy was chasing me around with a flaming barrel of garbage.
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