It appears my 10,000 shares of [[SRS]] will be “swimming in red ink” come Monday morning. But then again, for me, 10,000 shares of a $5 stock is like a sip of whiskey for a homeless bum. Actually, I am rooting for the market to go “GODZILLA to the UPSIDE”, so that I may recoup ferocious losses in Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] . I feel, as always, FTK is ready to perform autopsies on live bearshitters, if that makes any sense (it certainly does not).
I will have you know, I am in possession of the world’s greatest stock pick and I care not, to say the least, to share it with you.
The Greeks have been bailed out by their bitches and the world will now rejoice. There is something to be said about the fucking Greeks and their proclivity to fuck people out of money. They are, without a doubt, without honor. And, I wish the Persian armies of the East will fuck them up something awful, burning down their libraries and enslaving the Greek elderly to work inside of filthy ceramic factories.
Two important matters:
1. If you are a web developer and have crazy skills, email me your qualifications (find my email address you lazy fucker). I might have some temp work for you.
2. I am just getting started, so prepare for egregious developments.
UPDATE: MrkcBill came to visit me at my office and the transcripts of our meeting were turned into a short film. Enjoy.
EGREGIOUS UPDATES: I tried my own hand at making these short films.
The Fly Meets DevilDog’s assistant, part I
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr-9BegAyhc 616 500]
The Fly meets DevilDog’s assistant, part II
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juEYHB4ZOgM 616 500]
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